A/NHey there everybody! I'm so sorry it took me so long to update, but I've been away for a week. Some exciting news; this story has been translated to Spanish!! I was shocked, but extremely flattered by the feedback from the Spanish version. My intense thanks to Iniyi, who has translated this one. You've done a great job (from what I know; I can't read Spanish). Anyway, on with the chapter!!

RedHead65: Voldemort, what on earth are you doing here??

YouKnowWho: Well, I left my anti-freeze skull lotion at the café, so I left Draco's birthday party to collect it. I saw that you three were STILL on here, so I thought I'd say hello.

TheBoyWhoLived: Don't you learn anything?? Okay, Tommy Boy, there are two things to learn about me.

Number 1: You cannot defeat me, okay Voldie?

Number 2: I do not, under any circumstances, want you in my msn conversation!!! Got it, baldie?

YouKnowWho: Oh, I have never been so offended! Tommy-Boy? How dare you call me that!!!! I am the invincible, amazing, all-powerful…

TheBoyWhoLived: Then how come I have been able to thwart you numerous times, then?

YouKnowWho: Bummer. I didn't think of that. Well, I shall be going now, but I shall be back with more access to your email accounts!! Mwa hahahaha!! (A/N Iniyi, you can get rid of that if it's too hard

BookWorm101: Bye then. We won't be seeing you, because quite frankly, we hate you.

(YouKnowWho has left the conversation)

CrumpleHornedSnorkack: I once had a cousin called Frankly. He was a bit of a bore, he didn't believe in Wrackspurts, you see. Daddy and I had to give him an esscence of Snorkack to get him to calm down. He hasn't spoken since, oddly enough…

Weaselette32: Luna? Wow, how did you get on msn?

CrumpleHornedSnorkack: Oh, I'm at the new Muggle-relations store in Diagon Alley. There's a whole variety of Muggle stuff there.

TheBoyWhoLived: Sounds like Arthur Weasely's paradise, eh Ron?

RedHead65: Blimey, yeah. I should tell him. So, how are things, Luna?

CrumpleHornedSnorkack: Yes, I'm alright. A little bored, there's nothing to do in the summer.

TheBoyWhoLived: You should go over to the Burrow, Luna. There's never a boring moment there!

Gred111: You can say that again, Harry m'boy!

Forge222: Come right on down, Miss Lovegood, and we'll get you fitted right away with bone-crushing hugs, a mountain of food, and the occasional "Arthur!!! For the last time: Get Rid of the Stupid Muggle Rubbish!!"

BookWorm101: For heavens sake, are we going to be joined by every Weasely in the country??

Gred111: Don't ask for that Hermione….

Forge222: You may be joined by Percy, and then you'd regret it!!

BigHeadBoy: George! Apologize for that appalling behavior, or I'll tell mother…

Gred111: Why George?? Now he's here!!
BigHeadBoy: You too, Fred. Behave yourself!

TheBoyWhoLived: (sniggers) Yeah like that'll happen…

RedHead65: You never know with these two, they could probably do it.

Forge222: And so we could, Ronnie old chap! I say, Gred, ought we to leave these three in peace? Ronnie-kins here may just need a little alone time with the lovely Miss Granger!

TheBoyWhoLived: Ahem, that's not awkward at all…

RedHead65: Get out of it, you two!!

Gred111: (sniffs) Fine. Come along, Forge, we know when we're not wanted…

Forge222: Right you are, Gred. I have an idea I want you to try out with me. The life of a certain care-taker will never be the same…

(Gred111 has left the conversation)

(Forge222 has left the conversation)

BigHeadBoy: Well, I ought to be off as well. Sorry you lot, but someone has to make sure they don't get up to anything.

TheBoyWhoLived: Er… okay then Percy.

(BigHeadBoy has left the conversation)

Weaselette32: That's a relief. I was a bit scared there for a moment.

CrumpleHornedSnorkack: Was that your brother, Ginny?

Weasette32: Unfortunately, yes.

TheBoyWhoLived: Haha, BigHeadBoy. Isn't that the name that Fred and George put on Percy's Head Boy badge?

RedHead65: Yep. He never got it completely off, you know. It's stuck on BigBoy.

Weaselette32: Yes, I remember. He actually liked it and asked Penelope Clearwater to call him that from then on.

TheBoyWhoLived: (gags)

CrumpleHornedSnorkack: Did you four feel that? I'm certain it was a Long Toed Flintoff. They're very rare, you know. I should do and tell Daddy. Goodbye then!

TheBoyWhoLived: Okay, bye Luna.

(CrumpleHornedSnorkack has left the conversation)

BookWorm101: What on earth is a Long-Toed Flintoff??
TheBouWhoLived: Do you honestly WANT to know?

BookWorm101: Probably not.

A/N Well here we are at the end of another chapter. Please keep the reviews coming, and let me know who you want in the next chapter. I'm definitely introducing Tonks, but there should be another one. Let me know.

Cheers in advance,

hippolina97 xXx