A/N And we're back again! I must say, I really enjoyed writing this chapter, as I did the last one. The feedback for chapter 10 was awesome, so thankyou to all who reviewed.

WARNING: This chapter has been written with the help of my brother, and therefore its content produces true disturbance of the mind. You have been warned.

Previously on MSN – The Harry Potter Way…

TheBoyWhoLived: Anyway, um, Ginny, I, um, really, um, er….

BookWorm101: FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE HARRY, JUST DO IT!!!

TheBoyWhoLived: FINE!!!! Ginny, I love you.

RedHead65: …

BookWorm101: …

FicReaders: …

Weaselette32: You what?


TheBoyWhoLived: I think I said… I love you.

Weaselette32: Wow, was not expecting that…

RedHead65: Neither was I.

TheBoyWhoLived: Ron, please don't be mad!

RedHead65: Oh, I won't… (sharpens axe)

BookWorm101: Ronald, will you put your overprotective-ness aside for one minute, and try and be happy for your sister and your best friend!

Weaselette32: Excuse me; I wasn't aware that I had given Harry an answer yet.

BookWorm101: Oh, sorry. Continue.

Weaselette32: One moment please….

(Weaselette32 has changed her profile to 'Leaves the Conversation Temporarily and Organizes a Selection of House-Elves to Gather around Her Computer and Sing 'Can You Feel The Love Tonight')

Weaselette32: Much better. Can you repeat that Harry?

TheBoyWhoLived: Um, I love you Ginny?

Weaselette32: Oh Harry, I love you too! Now we shall marry and have many children!!!

TheBoyWhoLived: …

TheBoyWhoLived: Er, um, about that, um, I don't think I'm ready for that kind of commitment…

RedHead65: Bloody hell, Potter, if you're gonna tell my bloody sister that your bloody love her, you'd better be ready for a bloody commitment!!! … Bloody.

TheBoyWhoLived: Uncomfortable….

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus: Greetings father, I'm Albus Severus Potter, the kid you had with Ginny, whilst you were married and in a life-long commitment! Quick question: when you and Dudley are running from Dementors in OOTP, why is it that he is able to keep up with you, given that he is 300 pounds in weight? There's gotta be something up with that!

TheBoyWhoLived: I'm going to bash my head against a brick wall now.

(TheBoyWhoLived has changed his/her profile to Away)

Weaselette32: I called my child Albus Severus? What had I been drinking?

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus: You also had two other children, James Sirius and Lily Luna.

RedHead65: Ginny, why on earth would you name your kid after Snape? I'm sure my children were more appropriately named.

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus: Oh, I doubt that; you named your son Hugo!

RedHead65: Hugo? Why Hugo?

BookWorm101: What a coincidence, I have a favorite uncle called Hugo! ... (gasp)

RedHead65: (gasp)

Weaselette32: Hehehe, vengeance is so very sweet…

BookWorm101: We, we, ha… we, we had children?

RedHead65: I can live with that…

BookWorm101: I can't!!! I'm only 16 years old, I'm not even thinking about children yet!!

TheBoyWhoLived: You guys, I just had an epiphany! If I marry Ginny, that means me and Ronald will be connected forever! We can have sleepovers every weekend! Imagine that Won Won! … Won Won?

RedHead65: I don't think we'll be letting him near the firewhisky anymore.

TheBoyWhoLived: Oh come on, Ronnie Poo! We can braid each others hair, finish each others sentences, and ride horse back along the beach! Imagine the possibilities!

BookWorm101: Ron, clear this up for me. This has never happened… right?

RedHead65: Maybe on some level….

TheBoyWhoLived: 'Twas a magical evening…

RedHead65: But we were drunk… VERY drunk!

Weaselette32: You're 15!!!

RedHead65: So? Seamus has been drinking a lot longer than we have!

BookWorm101: That explains a lot…

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus: My father, ladies and gentlemen!

MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus I should go, before my future is scarred for life. Bye mum, bye dad.

Weaselette32: Um, bye… son?

(MyParentsMustHateMeAsTheyNamedMeAlbus has left the conversation)

RedHead65: This hippolina shows no mercy, does she?

BookWorm101: What do you mean?

Redhead65: Well, think about it. In one chapter, I have found out that my best mate is in love with my kid sister; my sister wants to marry him and have lots of babies, and my nephew shows up and announces that Hermione and I have children in the future!

BookWorm101: Honestly Ronald, you'd think you'd be used to it by now. We've been in this conversation for nearly 48 hours now!

Weaselette32: It does strike me as odd that the Dursley's haven't returned home after two days, Harry.

TheBoyWhoLived: (Who has sobered up for the purposes of the plot) I'm guessing they're still dealing with that flying rhinoceros.

BookWorm101: What happened there, anyway?

TheBoyWhoLived: Some things are best left unsaid.

RedHead65: Right you are, Harry. Especially declarations of love to people's 14 year old sister!

TheBoyWhoLived: (gulp)

A/N And that's chapter 11! Sorry for the wait, I did mean to write more often, but things have been a little hectic :) I'm pretty certain that chapter 12 will be the last; I've been writing this so much that I've been neglecting my other fics! See you then, Hippolina xoxox