A/N: Yeah so this popped into my head when I was talking to my ex…. Well to my great friend, Shi, I say thank you for going through and being my best Editor!

Also here's the background info up front!

1st Sasuke had come back from being with O-chan (Orochimaru) but still trying to become stronger than his brother

2nd Off they're all in their late teen years (around 17 or so)

3rd they still go on missions and they all are about Jonin level

4th So everything is screwed up with the paring, and that's how I like it! The past stories, I might dive into them with this story or another.

5th Some characters are my made up people, and finally

6th I wish I owned Naruto, but I don't…. sniffle

So this is the revised story that makes some more sense (Well at least I think than!).

And so with out any further ado! The First Chapter…

If I Were Bi!!

I was walked down the street, my stride swift. I was bored as hell, and coincidentally, was looking for some good ass action! As I strolled along, I ran straight into a pink haired girl who seemed to be screaching about something! I rolled my eyes heavenward as she met my gaze with an idiotic look. She slowly backed away as my trained glare upon her intensified. I turned my head to see what was going on. I came across a guy with a great figure, a blondy that look confused, this other guy with a great looking face!! (I didn't realize at the time that I would end up kicking myself for that remark later!)

"Ouch" I yelped. Another girl had run her bony head into my back!

I flipped around and looked down at the girl who hit me. She was embedded into my back.

Light blond hair, a scared face and this tiny figure, with larger boobs that the other girl glanced at hungrily. Damn!! Smokin'!!!

"Sorry!" she said.

"err…." Not sure what to say, I came up with this: "Just keep your head up more!"

"Oka-" she was cut off by one of the guys.

"Like you can!" drawled out the guy with the abnormally feminine face. (Insert: Kick myself here….)

"Shut up pretty boy!"

"What'd you say, tooth-pic?"

"What'd you call me bastard!???" In a flurry of anger, I turned around to acknowledge my newest offender.

"I said : What'd you say tooooth-piccc????" he repeated standoffishly. He put particular emphasis on the last word, which caused my anger to flare worse.

I made my way over to him, my eyes boring into his as I grit out, "Want to say that again?"

"I said : 'What'd you say toooothhhhh-ppiiiiiccc?!?'"

I clenched my fist and forced it into his gut. Surprised by the unexpected (at least on his terms) blow, he whipped his hand across my face. I stumbled back. While regaining my composure, the pink haired girl rushed in between the two of us.

"Stop fighting!" she shrieked.

"Make me!" the two of us said in unison.

The blond guy rushed to her aid. Holding me back he whispered, "Who are you? And what the hell do you think you're doing starting a fight in the middle of the road??"

"It's common courtesy to state your own name first, and I have business here, so bitch off" I spat out.

The guy with black hair stalked closer in a strutting fashion that made me immediately resolve to hate him.

Struggling to get free, I felt a sudden clenching pain in the back of my neck. I barely had time to yelp in pain before my eyes rolled into the back of my head. The darkness took me, my whole body screaming in pain and protest…

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P me smiling as I stick my tongue out at y'all

I barely registered the dazed feeling that had spread itself across my whole body as if it were a blanket. I pushed my body up so that I could take in my new surroundings. The guy with the raven hair sat there watching me with such curiosity that shivers ran up my spine. The blond that had held me at bay earlier had his head in the lap of the other as he slept peacefully. The pink haired girl lay sleeping in a nearby bed, with the blond girl dozing in her arms. (my notes: hehehe! I'm so mean! I know it ain't right but what I say goes!!! So piss off if you don't like it!!! a/n: just kidding!) The guy I had previously been fighting with was walking over to me.

"Sorry about what happened….." he trailed off as a slight blush flared, giving his features a charming pink tint.

"Whatever…. What time is it?"

Rubbing the fatigue out of my eyes I asked the question, not asking anyone in general, but someone who was awake.

"About 10" answered the raven.

"mn", I replied.

"I'm Uchiha Sasuke, what's yours?" he questioned.

"Kara Moi…" I huffed. "What's yours?" I directed with a toss of my head to the guy that I had been fighting with.

"…Kiba…." A short answer and only his first name. I shrugged it off. Just another name… another face that will fade with time. Or so I thought at the time.

I quirked an eyebrow at the one called Sasuke. He just returned my amused gaze with one of his own, like nothing was happening. I chose this moment to rise from my futon to stretch in an effort to relieve some of the tension in my wary muscles and the room. Or at least that was my general plan. But my body apparently didn't want to agree with my brain was telling it. My body began to sway and I had to swerve to keep from falling onto the two girls. I landed in Kiba's arms. Blushing he set me back onto the bed.

A drip of blood made it's slow trail down from his nose. I turned my head chuckling. I said: "Looks like someone sprung a leak!"

"What!?" he squawked blushing furiosly, as he made a desperate attempt to cover his nose with his free hand, while at the same time trying to back away.

'What a weirdo. He touches him once and he's already thinking perverted thoughts! Heh heh! I can see why though..' thought Sasuke.

"What's going on?" Naruto asked as he roused himself from Sasuke's lap.

"Did we wake you?" asked Sasuke, concern flashing across his face.

"Ehhh?"

"Go back to sleep sweet-heart…"

Complying, Naruto went straight back to sleep on Sasuke's lap.

"Wow, a gay guy with his gay boyfriend, ohhh, I like," I muttered as I watch Sasuke and Naruto having their brief conversation.

"What you staring at?" questioned Sasuke.

"Nothing…" I countered guiltily and quickly looked away.

Kiba was still spazzing over his bloody nose. I rolled my eyes and looked over to pink and blond haired girls who had so far slept through everything. As I watched though pinky began to stir. Her eyelids started to flutter open, revealing a pair of amazing green eyes. Her eyes met mine.

"Do you need something?" she asked rather rudely.

"Yeah, your name.." I responded tersely. "…and hers" She gave me a withering glare as I indicated the other girl.

"Hm?"

"Would you prefer to be called Pink? And her be called Blond girl?"

"No." she shot back. "I'm Sakura, and she's Ino. No more about our names. Yours?" She regarded me.

"Kara Moi."

"mmmm…. Different."

Ino started to nuzzle closer to Sakura, who responded by wrapping her arms around her.

A/N: Review all you want, I might listen!! Yes, I am mean and evil!! Also I don't know whether to update another chap or not… you people make the decision and I'll write or not… (Not!! I have 4 chaps I for ya'll)