Here's the 2nd chap!

One Freakin' Thing at a Time…

Kiba kissed my cheek lightly, as Sakura looked back up at me. "What brings you to Konoha?"

"Passing through that's all…"

"Oh.."

"Well aren't we just as straight as a circle?" Ino asked suddenly.

"What?" I said turning my head to see Kiba blushing even more.

"Never mind.." he muttered.

"What's this? Kiba's got a crush on an outsider?" teased Sakura.

"No, just wondering!" exclaimed Kiba blushing even more now.

Rolling my eyes I fall back onto my given bed. Not even realizing it I fell asleep, again…

I just have to say, my hand hurts so I'm using one hand to type, and this is the break in the section since I declared so! And today is the 8th of November 2006

"Moi! Wake up!" screeched a loud voice in my ear.

I thrashed my arm in the direction of the voice while getting up to look around. "What?" I slurred out, still drowsy.

Sakura and Ino had their noses so close to my face that I could feel their warm breath prickle at my skin.

"Up! Get up!! The 5th wants to talk to you!" blasted Sakura in my right ear.

"Uhhh…. What's going on?" I replied stupidly trying to make sense of what they both kept going on about in such an excited manner. They both grabbed one of my ears and dragged me out of bed till we were outside. Then they grabbed my hands and pulled me this way and that down different streets.

A million streets, a zillion gut-wrenching twists and turns, and a flight of stairs later we arrived at a landing and outside a rust-red door . A lady came out and herded the three of us into a room. The blond boy from before (I still didn't know his name) the Sasuke guy, and Kiba stood in the room with this blond lady, separated from the rest of us by a desk.

"So this is the guy in the Kara Clan, is it not??" said the lady.

"Why am I here? Also can I have something more to put on?" I asked as I made a vein effort to cover myself and felt an unwanted draft. (I'm standing there in boxers, and nothing else! Eek! Cold!)

Kiba walked over to me, took off his coat and put it on me, all the while looking me over nice and hard. 'Eh… well at least I'll be warmer than I was' I said to myself, trying to force down the sudden giddy feeling in my chest, while at the same time failing miserably at preventing blush from spreading over my face like a miny wildfire.

"…Well, what brings you here Kara?" asked the Lady.

"Haven't I already answered this?" Shrugging I answer anyway, "Passing through… and I prefer it if you call me Moi."

"Okay Moi, you've got your self a mission with Kiba, Sasuke, and Naruto."

"What?! I'm not even from here!" I yelled out, furious at the assumed authority.

"Actually you are… Surprise, surprise! You are actually a Chunin that went missing about a year ago during a mission. Right now we need you to help us infiltrate a base! Oh, and I hope you're BI or gay!" the lady said as she started rummaging through a drawer.

"What the hell is going on?" I said. My throat had suddenly gone very dry and an abrupt, unexplainable, foreboding descended upon my person.

Finding what she wanted, she pulled it out and placed it on her desk. Opening it up, she flipped through it until she found what looked like a picture. Sliding it over the table to us, the guy called Naruto picked it up to look at. After examining it, he exclaimed, "This looks like you, Moi, but with a head band on!"

"What!?!" In shock I grabbed the picture, and started looking at it. I felt I was looking into a mirror. Sakura and Ino came over, looked over my shoulder at the picture, and both gasped into my ear.

"What the hell are you trying to pull?" I croaked slamming the picture back onto the large desk, doing my best to ignore the dread and fear that had just roosted in my heart.

"I'm asking for help, and I'm definitely not pulling anything!" said the 5th. "I'm actually breaking the rules for you to be on this mission, which we really need help on right now."

"I'm not asking you to do that!" I yelled. "So, my first day back here, I get sent off with 3 guys I don't even know!"

"Fine! I'll send the girls with you!" she decided. "And I'll explain what going on!"

She started calmly, "You're each going to act as married couples. The pairings are as follows: Moi you'll be a girl with Sasuke as the guy, Sakura you'll be with Naruto, and Ino you go with Kiba."

"I'd don't want to be with him!" complained both Sakura and Ino pointing at the guys they got paired with. "I rather be with her!" They now pointed at each other.

"Shut up! You two can fuck when you all are in your rooms! When in public act straight, or at least BI!" snarled the 5th.

"Why do I have to get stuck with the depressed looking guy?" I asked.

"Can't I get with Kiba?" I asked hopefully.

Everyone heard that. 'Oops!!! Big Oops!!' I cursed at myself internally.

Blushing slightly, Kiba continued on for me, "Yeah why can't I be with Moi??"

"I wanna be with Sasuke not Sakura!" whined Naruto.

"So stop making a fuss over it!" yelled the 5th.

Silence descended upon the room.

We all hung our heads in shame…

Except for the proud thing standing next to me now. 'Oh God! Why do I have to be placed with such a… such a… thing!?!' I cursed my bad luck this time.

"You all have 3 days to get ready and start acting like married couples. Those days will happen as you travel to Towahan Country. Near the Sound Country. Now will you all be so kind and GET OUT!!" thundered the 5th.

We all ran out without a glimpse back. Outside, we turned to each other.

I was the first to talk. "So what do we have to do on this mission?"

The two blondes and the pink turned to each other, then turned to look at the two remaining people. Kiba rolled his eyes, and let them fall on Sasuke. Feeling that he had been silently chosen Sasuke elaborated, "We'll explain along the way." He rested his eyes on Kiba, and then rolled them over to me, "Now Moi… We need to find something more than a jacket and boxers for you to wear!"

Embarrassed, I collapsed my head into my hand.

"How about we get him some girl clothes to wear so he can look more like a girl!" said Kiba starring at me with even more interest. "And I think we should do something about those ears as well!"

"My ears are fine! We are doing nothing to my ears!" I started yelling as I covered my own ears protectively.

A/N: Okay just to let you know that this ain't a boy writing this. I, the author, am a girl!!!! Also should I write more?? Or should I stop updating?? Review and let me know!! Thanks a bunch!! Toodles for now!!! Well until the Next Chap!