Well here's the next chapter, by the way I forgot to disclaim on my last one so here I will do it twice.
I don't own CSI NY, much as I want to.
I don't own CSI NY, much as I want to. I don't own mary poppins either.
But Stella owns Mac, and in Stella talk, it's time for them to get together, end of conversation. Enjoy!
Mac and Danny were walking through the crime lab, discussing a case when Stella ran/jumped into them.
"Stella! What the hell!" exclaimed Danny as Stella disentangled herself from them.
"Sorry," said Stella, straightening up and pushing her hair back. She cleared her throat.
"Er, traces of sodium phosphate and sulphur were on the vic's clothing." She gave the file to Mac and moved closer to him. "Now I thought, those elements can appear anywhere, but in this sort of combination I thought maybe it's secondary transfer from a science teacher or something." she was directing her conversation entirely to Mac, who moved slightly to one side. Stella did as well in the same direction. "and since the vic went to the local school I thought we'd start there." She gave Mac a 'sexy' look.
"Hey," Danny waved his hand and indicated himself. "Y'mind talking to me as well once in a while."
"Speak and you will be spoken to Danny, don't whine." Stella replied sarcastically. Danny shook his head, irritated, and walked away. Mac turned to Stella.
"What's wrong with you?" he asked.
"Nothing." Said Stella surprised.
"Yes there is, you're being strange." Mac gave her the 'look'.
"I could be stranger," she said defiantly. "Just wait and see." She stalked off with her head high. Mac stood there a moment, then held the file up as Stella made an undignified run back to grab the file, gave Mac a look of her own, tossed her head, tried to walk off again, tripped, and made a quick exit.
Later in the day Mac and Sheldon were returning from talking to a suspect when they found they couldn't get into the crime lab because there was a racecourse backdrop, fake trees, and fake animals stuck over the crime lab doors. Music started from two speakers which were hidden unsuccessfully behind two cardboard bushes on either side of the 'stage' and Stella came out in the white dress Mary Poppins wears when they're in the chalk picture. She put up her parasol and started;
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'ssss, Supercallifragalisticexpiallidocious!
Even though the look of him is something quite atrocious!
If you stand too close to him you'll always look precocious!
He's Supercallifragalisticexpiallidocious!" she launched into a dance routine with Flack and Danny coming on from either side doing the funny leg-kicky thing and dressed in Bert suits. Then Aiden and Lindsay came on from either side in Jane Banks' dresses as Stella sang the verse.
"He travelled all around New York and everywhere he went,
Every girl would say, 'oh he's a handsome gent!'
It kind of got distracting when I was trying to work with him,
Because I couldn't get my eyes off his every limb! Oh!
Supercallifragalisticexpiallidocious!" Danny didn't seem to be enjoying himself too much, even at the chorus;
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'ssss, Supercallifragalisticexpiallidocious!
Even though the look of him is something quite atrocious!
If you stand too close to him you'll always look precocious!
He's Supercallifragalisticexpiallidocioooooooooouuuussssssss!" Stella made a spin and posed with Flack and Aiden on one side and Danny, (with a forced grin), and Lindsay on the other side.
Sheldon started to clap enthusiastically, but stopped quickly when Mac gave him a glare. Suddenly hundreds of stage crew people arrived and started carting everything off in fast motion. Vans appeared out of nowhere and everything was put in them. Wardrobe people ripped the costumes off the CSIs, they had clothes underneath, only for some strange reason, Danny's normal clothes got ripped off as well, leaving him in his underwear! Everything was gone in 5 seconds flat.
Stella straightened her jacket and tossed her hair, glared at Mac and stalked back inside, tripping on the step and regaining her balance quickly. Mac was completely speechless.