So here's the 3rd Chapter!

Friends Or Hellions?!

"He's acting like a girl now!" giggled Sakura.

"I'm not!" Moi tried defending himself.

"Yeah you are!" teased Ino.

"Oh, Shut the hell up! I'm not!"

"Oh, yeah!?"

"I'm going to-"

"Well, were you girls going to do something or not?" broke in Sasuke.

"Huh?" The pink haired girl questioned looking at her companion.

"Were you going to take him and get his some nice clothing or not?" he repeated.

"Oh yeah, why?" asked Sakura

"Because I don't want to be seen with a guy in boxers and a dog smelling coat for this entire mission," he simply put it.

"Hey!" Kiba and Moi injected.

"Come on!" yelled Sakura and Ino trying to rip Moi's arms out of their sockets, by dragging him down the seemingly endless labyrinth of streets.

Coming to abrupt stop, we stood before a tall building with a sign that blared Women's Designer Clothing.

"Oh god I don't want to go in there," Moi muttered as he got dragged in.

Shuffling up a flight or two of stairs they arrived at where, Moi thought was the worst place on the face of the earth, the Young Miss section... With the lingerie. 'Yes, I kinda have a build like a girl, but no. I refuse to wear that kind of clothing, it's their sex, their gender. Yeah I gotta admit that some girls got good shit going on and all. They look good and always look better in this stuff than I will. I refuse to wear any of it!' Moi contradicted with himself. "You girls aren't going to put me in any of that!" Moi declared as they wheeled him along.

"What type of clothing do you like to wear?" asked Ino pulling Moi this and that way.

"Uhh.."

"Uhh isn't an answer," muttered the Sakura, seething with jealousy.

"Western, old western? Uhh.. bondage?" he wondered.

"Well.. lets start.." descending, Sakura chose a path and went down it.

Stopping in front of some manequins sporting the latest fashions.

Wandering down the slightly barren street, the three boys strolled alongside each other.

"Now what?" questioned the Naruto, his voice dragging to emphsize his boredom.

"…mmm…"

"We pack for the trip, and later we find the others," Sasuke replied dully.

"Okay! I'll meet you two back at Sasuke's house!" hollered Naruto.

"Instead let's meet at Naruto's house," suggested Kiba.

"Agreed," Sasuke said, vanishing in a pitch of white smoke.

"Why my house?"

"Because you'll take the longest to get your stuff together."

"Oh!"

"What you guys talking about?" called two figures a little farther down the road. One was tall and stalky, while the other one was shorter and of a plump stature.

"Hey, Choji!! Shikamaru!!" called Naruto. "We're about to start a new mission."

"Oh… That's too bad…" Choji said looking at the ground disappointed.

"Get over it Choji, we'll meet up with them after their mission," said Shikamaru.

"Yep, see y'all after it!" called Naruto running in the direction of his house.

"Yeah, whatever," sighed Shikamaru.

-Back over at the shopping center-

"Why do I need all these clothes!" Moi shrieked being bombarded with clothes. Staggering under the weight, Ino came up behind him and started pushing him to the dressing rooms.

"Okay, Moi, start trying on the clothes, but don't take them off till you show us," said Sakura closing the changing room door.

"Okay," muttered Moi, turning dropping the mountain of clothing on the floor.

-50 out fits later-

"Final out fit," said Moi walking out in a kimono, mesh under it, hair shagging down to ear level, and formal shoes on.

"Well, this one goes in the keeper pile," said Ino looking over at her pink haired friend.

"Sure, now can I put back on my favorite out fit?" Moi questioned.

"Fine, get it on and lets get out of here," said Sakura.

"Kay, just a minute," grinned Moi.

-Out Side of Naruto's house-

"Well, let's go get the girls!" said Naruto just coming out of his house.

"Why go find us when we're ready before you are?" asked Moi removing his weight from the wall.

"Uhh…"

A/N: Well I finally decided to finish this chapter! Heh heh! Please Review and Call me Evil! I'm still fighting with my self to finish it or not… We'll see…