Hey Folks!

I'm so sorry I didn't update yesterday, but my internet decided to break down... and with it the whole network or however it's called, and even the telephone wouldn't work.
Well, here I am with the next window... even though it's really late for Christmas ::winks at LadyCrazyMonkeyPants:: ;D

Warnings: Yaoi (boy x boy), OOCness, fluff

Pairings: Sasuke/Naruto of course, and minor Sakura/Lee, Kakashi/Iruka and Shikamaru/Temari

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

21. Pregnant?!

Naruto woke up the next morning before dawn, with Sasuke snuggled tightly against his side, mouth opened slightly in his sleep. It wasn't often that he looked this cute, and sadly it was most time in his sleep, without him knowing. And Naruto didn't plan on telling him. He knew Sasuke didn't like being called cute rather than sexy or hot, hence his want to always be on top (although he let Naruto top once in a while, too, like last night). Naruto couldn't understand that, but he kept quiet, and just savored the moments when he saw his boyfriend like this, watching him silently.

There was a little strand of hair falling into Sasuke's face, and Naruto reached out to brush it away. At that moment Sasuke stirred slightly, so he pulled his hand back and waited for Sasuke to open his eyes. The moment he did, Naruto smiled at him warmly.

"Good morning, sunshine!" he beamed and kissed Sasuke on the forehead.

Sasuke's eyes widened suddenly, and he pushed Naruto away, standing up as fast as he could.

"Hey, Sasu, what- !?"

Naruto tried to grab his wrist and hold him back, but Sasuke pushed him away without a word, then stumbled to the bathroom and locked the door, before Naruto could stop him.

Still, Naruto ran after him and banged at the door for Sasuke to let him in. Sasuke didn't answer, but instead he heard gagging sounds from inside.

"Sasuke! Are you okay? Open the damn door! Or at least, talk to me!" Naruto shouted and banged at the door.

"Your making so much sense today!" Sasuke gasped, "Just leave me alone!"

Now Naruto was really worried. What could have happened to get Sasuke in such a bad mood, that he didn't even wanted to talk to him? It was obvious that something wasn't right! But if Sasuke wouldn't talk to him, how was he supposed to know?!

'Okay, breathing would be a good start,' Naruto told himself and did just that. Then he forced himself to think. Even though he didn't know what was happening, he knew someone who probably knew.

Quickly he picked up the telephone dialed their number.

"What is it?" a sleepy voice from the other and asked and yawned.

"It's me, Sakura, sorry to wake you up-"

"Yeah, you should be sorry, it's 7 in the morning!"

"But it's urgent!"

Sakura sighed. "Okay, spill it."

"What does it mean if someone pukes right after they wake up and are in a horrible mood?"

There was a brief pause.

"Well, either they're pregnant, or-"

"OH MY GOD, Sasuke's pregnant!" Naruto suddenly shouted and jumped up.

"What?" Sakura asked confused, "No! Hey, wait a sec-!" But Naruto already hung up.

Sakura buried her face in her ands and groaned. "Naruto is such an idiot!"

But at the moment Naruto was more in a state of panic. Desperately he banged at the bathroom door.

"I'm so sorry, Sasuke! I didn't mean to make you pregnant last night! Please at least talk to me!"

At that moment Sasuke opened the door and almost got hit by Naruto's fist.

As soon as Naruto saw him all pale and sick-looking, he hugged him tightly.

"Sasu-chan, I really didn't want to make you pregnant! I hope you feel a bit better now!"

Sasuke patted him on the back.

"Does that mean you wouldn't want to keep the baby?" he asked quietly.

Naruto stiffened.

"No! ...I mean, y-yes, but..." he stuttered, "Uh, I mean, see... wait a second. Would?" He pushed Sasuke an armlength away.

Sasuke twitched. Naruto still looked puzzled.

"Does that mean you aren't pregnant?"

"No, you dumbass!" he snapped, "Listen at least once in class, that's almost embarrassing! Boys. Can't. Get. Pregnant!" He whacked Naruto in the back of the head.

"Oww," Naruto whined, "Sorry, but I just panicked. I mean, you didn't even want to talk to me! And as far as I know, it could've been some supernatural force, or you used some weird jutsu in order to restore your clan..."

Sasuke looked at him as if he was crazy.

"Riiight..." He patted Naruto on the arm, who just shrugged.

"Still, I was worried. Why was it then?"

"Probably the sushi from yesterday..."

"Huh? Which sushi?"

"The sushi I ate because you were away 'shopping' for food, and I was hungry."

"Yeah, and your so much better, because you eat some old packet of sushi you find at the back of the fridge, get sick and call me an idiot?"

Now it was Sasuke's turn to shrug.

"I never called you an idiot. And I'm okay no-" He didn't get to finish his sentence, because he paled again and ran to the bathroom. Naruto immediately followed him before he could lock the door, to help and sooth his boyfriend.

'At least he's not really pregnant, or this would happen everyday...'

Hope I didn't scare you...

This was the longest chapter I wrote so far! Applause please!:D

Till tomorrow!