Ninja Revolutions

Chapter Six

Disclaimer. This is all a useless waste of time! Does it really matter whether or not I use a disclaimer? I really don't anybody would really hold it against me that I don't own the creative license to Naruto. Its times like me that make me want to take over the world.

Guide

I'm pretty sure you know how this goes.

Last time on Ninja Revelations-A voice over the speakers broke up the thoughts of the genin groups. "Would Sasuke Uchiha and Gaara of the desert please come down to the arena for your match?" So with one last glance towards his fellow demon container, Gaara made his way towards the arena.

On to chapter six – Reviewers Beware You're In For a Scare!(1)

BANG!

The Konaha genin all had their eyes watching the stadium. "So who do you guys think will win, the Uchiha ass or that red headed psycho?" Questioned the ever well spoken(note sarcasm) voice of Kiba Inuzuka.

The other genin looked at him and thought about all the things they had seen in the exam. The ever energetic Ino gave her opinion first. "I say that Sasuke will destroy that Suna loser. He was the rookie of the year, he's been training with a legendary ninja for a month, and on top of that he's an Uchiha! There is no possible way he can lose to some unknown foreign ninja!" Most of the rookies seemed to accept this.

"I guess so. As much as I don't like the bastard, he was the rookie of the year." This came from the ever loud, ever prideful Kiba, even Akamaru barked slightly in confirmation

With all of them resigning the fight to a victory for the 'brooding' (read gay) Uchiha survivor it came as a bit of a shock when their blond friend started laughing. The fact that this wasn't like any of the laughs he had done today, it was a generally amused laugh, as if he really found the Uchiha winning laughable.

"I can't actually believe you think the Uchiha can win the fight against Gaara! The Uchiha is completely outmatched. So what that the Uchiha was given rookie of the year, before we graduated the academy, that doesn't mean anything. A rookie is someone with no experience, and even the 'rookie of the year' is still a rookie and therefore a liability. Why do you think the Hokage doesn't allow rookie on any missions beyond C' rank? It's because despite the 'potential' they have rookies are still horrible ninja who have never even made their first kill. When a rookie makes their first kill they usually fall into a depression, or hell many freeze up and die without ever making a kill. The so called rookie of the year, tried to kill himself during our first real mission because of the killer intent between Kakashi and the Demon of the Mist Momochi Zabuza. The rookie of the year isn't anything to actually go by, its just given to the genin with the best skills with the basic styles and techniques. Hell Sasuke falls behind most of us in at least one category."

Hearing this most of the genin leaned in to make sure they caught how they were each better than the pompous Uchiha. "He's nowhere close to smart as Skikimaru. His strength isn't even close to yours Choji. His style isn't nearly as refined nor is he nearly as skilled in Taijutsu as you with your use of the Gentle Fist Hinata. His senses are pathetic when compared to Kiba and Akamaru's . He's emotionally weak while Shino shows about as much emotion as a rock. Ino is much more resourceful with the many ways her family techniques can be used." All the genin puffed up a bit at having their strengths realized and told to them.

Before any of them could say anything though, the blond demon container continued. "And as for me, I would tear the Uchiha to pieces with how much I out power him. It's the same with Gaara. And the fact he was trained for a MONTH by the so called legendary 'Copy Ninja Kakashi' does not even compare with Gaara. He's been trained his entire life to be the best ninja in Suna, and in Suna he's known as a 'Demon'. And the fact that Sasuke is an Uchiha is nothing. Gaara is the youngest child of the Yondaime Kazekage. When is the last time an Uchiha has been a Kage?Oh that's right there never has been one, because they are too pathetic to handle it."

The other konoha genin were shocked, both from the fact of Gaara's origins, and the fact that their blond companion seemed to know so much about him. Ino, being as loud as she is, voiced her curiosity. "How do you seem to know so much about him Naruto?"

The blond in question smirked and then closed his eyes, thinking of the best way to express the source of his knowledge. He chuckled once before opening his eyes and replying to the question. "How do I know so much about Gaara? I suppose it is because he and I are nearly mirror images of the other. We are in fact two sides to the same coin, and when the two of us meet in combat the coin shall be cast."

The others recognizing some sort of deeper meaning in the blonde's voice quickly thought about what it could mean. Shikimaru being the sharpest of the group spoke first. "So the coin tells of the possible outcomes?"

Amused by the Nara's conclusion he again chuckled before speaking. "If the coin falls one way Gaara defeats me in combat and I die. This leaves us with not only my death, but the death of everyone around. As amusing as that would be, this outcome, would lead to the annihilation of our species, the others would see to that. If the coin lands on its reverse, I kill Gaara, thus dooming this land to an eternity of collapse. Either way the game is rigged."

The other genin so entranced could hardly speak. Though Shino, surprisingly, spoke up. "The way it sounds these 'others' would stall the corruption and collapse, restoring the land."

Naruto spoke again a bit hostilely. "These rights do not belong to them, they belong to us."

Shino spoke again. "It would seem your arrogance is boundless."

The blond chuckled "There is a third option. A monumental secret, hidden in our very presence here, but it is a secret that must be discovered for itself."

Shikimaru spoke up "But you said it yourself Naruto, there are only two sides to your coin."

Naruto laughed deeply. "Apparently so, but suppose you throw a coin enough times, suppose one day, it lands on its edge.

Before any of the other genin could really think about this, a voice came over the loudspeaker. "Attention everyone!(2) Due to the absence of Sasuke Uchiha we will be postponing the match between him and Gaara of the Desert." Many boo's and cries of outrage went out at that announcement. "So on to the next match, Shikimaru V. Temari"

"Huh. More complete and total favoritism for the Uchiha clouds the judgment of the Hokage and council. How … Predictable." Naruto was not amused by the blatant idiocy of the council.

"So Naruto. Where do you think the Uchiha is right now?" The question, coming from the ever hungry Choji, sounded out.

Naruto smirked at the question. "Well Choji" he began "Seeing that he has that 'thirst for power' and the fact that he's obviously gay, I'd say he was trying to seduce Kakashi into training him. And knowing Kakashi, it's probably working pretty well. The only real question is, which one of the will come out on top?" Other male rookies laughed at the crack at the Uchiha's personality and sexual orientation, while the two females just blushed a bit.

Kiba turned towards the blond and asked a question that had been bugging him."Hey Narut, doesn't it make you angry that the Uchiha gets all the training from your sensei?"

Naruto replied rather nonchalantly. "To be honest, with what's probably going on in this 'training' I really don't want to have any part in it." Smirking at the snickers he got from the other rookies he continued. "Kakashi isn't a very good sensei at all, to be honest. He's a hypocrite, and relies way too much on that useless Sharingan eye. And his definition of training the Uchiha, would probably give him some overpowered technique he has no real right to have, nor any hope to control and use correctly. He'll probably do more damage to himself in his match than he will to Gaara. Though to be honest it will be very satisfying to see that smug grin of his wiped off his face when he realizes he stands no chance against Gaara." As he said this a look of joy was on his face, which considering who he was, began to creep out some of the genin."

"AND THE WINNER IS SHIKIMARU!"

Chapter Six Is OVER!

Sorry it took so long to update! I was watching old episodes of Tales from the Crypt from back in the 90's! Yes I know some of you are like WTF is that. That makes me feeI old and I'm not even 18. You young people these days need to go back and watch the T.v i grew up with. Tales from the Crypt, Mr Rogers, Goosebumps, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Keenan and Kel, Power Rangers. G.I Jo, The Original Speed Racer. God you kids dont know what your missing.

Anyways I had a lot of fun with this chapter as I enjoyed adapting the edge of the coin speech, One of my favorite speeches ever.

(1) This is taken from the opening theme of the old 90's Goosebumps show.

(2) I was very tempted to do a neighborhood watch committee reference I couldn't stop myself.

Reviewer Mail Time!

KunoichiDreamer-Thank you, I hope this one continues my standard you guys have come to expect.

Arkard- You mean you're not addicted yet?! I put enough caffeine, nicotine, and THG in my stories to knock out an elephant, and you still aren't addicted. FUCK! Lol Well he's gonna stop being as manipulative with some people.

IEatChicken-Well thank you! I'm leaving you guys speechless.

Pyronix – Yeah I'll pm you my email. And I don't like spoiling shit, although I will say while I was writing this chapter I did come up with a very … Interesting way to kill him.

Oboro-Kun- I don't think Naruto would lower himself to the standards it would take to get anywhere near a naked Sakura.

Sir MIDNIGHT THE MUTHERFUCKIN DARK SLAYER- Yeah I suppose it was pretty obvious with how I used a reference to it lol. I know man he got beheaded in Blood Omen and somehow was fine in Blood Omen 2. WTF!? As for the transformation into Raziel … Idk it's a possibility, though not sure how to work it. Its very easy to fuck things up in stories and I'd like to make everything seem believable and if he could just suddenly change into Raziel like hey, check out this awesome new power I have for no reason, that doesn't seem believable to me. Though it also gives me a great idea for a possible summoning contract he could have And I hope you enjoyed the sides of the coin speech!

Go to youtube an type LoK tribute to kain, Raziel meets Kain at the pillars, or Raziel meets Janos , and watch some of these videos to get some of my references

I might just have to make a Naruto LOK cross over.

Kit onigri-Thank you! It's always fun to have people laugh at my complete randomness. And thanks the preview was just for fun and I think it worked well.

Chapter Seven Preview!- "You didn't Kakashi, please say you didn't teach him that move!? Shouted the overzealous Maito Guy.

Kakashi smugly replied. "That's right Guy I taught Sasuke that technique.

"What technique is he talking about Guy-sensei?" asked the wounded Lee.

"That technique, my student is Kakashi's only original one. An attack said to have cut a lightning bolt in half the Chidori!" Replied the larger bowl cut man.

"I So FUCKING CALLED THAT!"

Thanks for reading and for all your reviews.

Your lord and master

-UT