So I haven't updated this for years! Actually, surprisingly enough it's only one year. But my loyal fan mj206 said s/he wanted to know what happened in the wedding so it's back people. Sorry. I almost forgot where I left off last time.
So they all went to bed happy….or did they?
Well, as we know they were all paired up except for Nick(dandruffy-loser) Horatio(just-too-cool-for-skool) and Alexx(favourite-coroner-ever) at the end of the engagement party but what happened the following morning? Well, my friends…let me tell you….
Mac and Stella were curled up happily in bed in the hotel room when the alarm went off. Stella opened one eye and hit Mac hard on the chest.
"Ow!" Mac looked round at her. "What was that for?" Stella gave him a sleepy push.
"For setting the alarm." She muttered. Mac sighed and got up to turn it off. He was just about to get back into bed when a lot of screaming started and Sheldon burst into their room, saw Mac standing there naked, Flack bumped into him behind and both started screaming harder. Mac hurriedly got back into bed.
"Ok, ok!" he said. "Guys, seriously its not that bad." The screaming slowly subsided then Danny appeared in the doorway. And then Mac and Stella realised that all three of them were naked. Stella screamed.
"Oh my god!" Mac tried to calm her down as Flack got off Sheldon who was failing around, being out of air supply,(ooo, he should share one with Danny, eh?)
"Stella, Stella, it's ok, you've seen them all naked before remember?" Stella stopped screaming.
"I know," she said sheepishly. "I was just doing it for effect." They looked at the three hot naked guys standing in their doorway and briefly wondered how they managed to open a locked door.
"What are you guys doing?" Mac asked in annoyance. Sheldon looked up from the floor where he still was.
"I woke up this morning, and I wasn't in bed with a certain person called The Author--" Flack interrupted.
"And I wasn't with a certain person called Jo--" Danny interrupted.
"And I wasn't with Aiden!"
"We' were in bed together!" Sheldon wailed. There was in which Stella and Mac shared a glance.
"But Danny," said Stella. "Surely you enjoyed that?" there was complete silence.
"I'm not…shifty eyes gay.." Danny trailed off. "We were drunk!" he cried. Mac and Stella nodded.
"Yeah, yeah…" Mac flapped his hand at them.
"Go back to bed, your own beds this time." He added smiling. The three of them miserably trudged out. "Shut the door!" even if they had bothered it wouldn't have mattered since Aiden and Sara came running down the corridor also screaming.
"NOW WHAT???" bellowed Stella. Aiden stopped running to explain.
"We woke up this morning…with Horatio!" Sara screamed harder.
"Argh! Don't say it, don't say it!!" the two of them ran away back to their rooms. Mac and Stella shared another look, then Lady Heather and Catherine walked past, chatting amiably. they said hello as they passed.
"Nice night?" asked Heather.
"Yes thanks," said Mac.
"We spent a rather nice night together," remarked Catherine. "Well, I'm assuming it was, I think we were a bit drunk." Lady Heather agreed and they went down to breakfast. There was a stunned silence, then Mac closed the door and started getting dressed. He was only half way through though when the door opened and Lindsay pooped her head in.
"Guys, the most awful thing happened to me just now…"
"Let me guess," said Stella drily. "You just woke up with someone you didn't mean to." Lindsay nodded.
"Yeah, only I woke with Gil and Greg!" Mac snorted.
"Bet Greg enjoyed that." He chortled.
"Mac," Stella pointed an imperious finger. "To your corner."
"Yes, Stella." He said meekly. Stella turned back to Lindsay.
"I'm sure you'll survive." She said. Calleigh put her head round the door beaming. Stella frowned. "You look too happy, didn't you end up sleeping with people you didn't want to?" Calleigh shrugged.
"Yes and no," she said. "I spent a very pleasant night with Warrick, Speedle and Eric actually." She disappeared but Mac and Stella distinctly heard Lindsay's disgruntled voice.
"Well aren't you lucky."
Eventually Mac and Stella went down to breakfast where practically everyone looked a little shaken. Mac glanced around the table.
"Where are Nick and Ryan?" he asked. Horatio looked up.
"Still in bed together apparently," he replied. "Seems like they enjoyed their night."
"I enjoyed my night." Smiled Calleigh.
"Alexx escaped it all though," remarked Sara.
"Well she is married." Eric pointed out. "oh, look, here come the sleeping beauties." Ryan and Nick had just entered. Everyone made coughing noises but only Gil was able to say anything in that perfectly straight voice he has even when something is really embarrassing.
"Um, Nick, you've still got your hand in Ryan's pants."