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"Whoa!" said johnny as he watched the stadium explode, then get sucked into oblivion, "they interrupted the tournament! Someone's got to do something!" "You're right!" said pop, "you'd better get going!" "Who, me?" "Why, girls love guys who save the universe!" "I know that, but don't I need some sort of weapon?" "Oh, right. Just use this bow & arrow, it can turn into 2 baseball bats." "Okay, but how am I supposed to get over there?" "Hey, johnny!" said Carl, johnny's annoying neighbor, "I just wanted to give you this jet pack cause I don't have any use for it anymore." "Oh, I see. Plot-hole." and so johnny's adventure began.
After a little way's jet-packing, schnitzel's ship suddenly flew overhead, and little black and white spores dropped out, and more stick figures appeared. Scared, johnny broke the bow and arrow into the baseball bats and started fighting.
When the last stick figure (which shall be referred to as sf from now on) was destroyed, johnny noticed that there was a life-size action figure of grim, and when johnny picked it up, it turned into grim! "Hey, you're the guy from tv that got hit by a cannon!" johnny said, "the stadium blew up, so we need to save the world." "Okay," grim said, then they both rode off, grim on his scythe, johnny using his jet-pack. After chasing the airship through the entire town, they saw what looked like a jet-powered milk carton with a Nerf gun chase after the ship.
author: any idea who sheik could be? or marth & ike? samus? eeryone else figured out, so... yeah