Let Me

Drabble 5: Fishnet Stockings

By: Kigen

Unofficially entitled Bedtime Stories of a Crimson Nightmare, version 2.0. RenLyserg. Fluffy crack humor. Horo chose who everyone was gonna be.

Disclaimer: If Shaman King was mine, Ryu wouldn't have been the one to have the cannon crush on Lyserg.

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Lyserg stared at the outfit with a twitching eye. "I'm not going to wear this."

Ren sighed. "If I have to do it, so do you."

"But you're the one who promised Horo, not me."

Ren sighed again. "Just please put on the outfit."

"Why do I have to cosplay as Anko?"

"The same reason I have to cosplay as Kakashi." Ren rolled his eyes.

"But, there's no outfit. It's just a jacket and a miniskirt, and fishnets!" Lyserg protested.

Ren sighed for a third time. "I know."

"Why do we even have to cosplay as these people? We aren't anything like them. I'm not a cocky big breasted woman."

"And am I a pervert?"

Lyserg didn't want to answer. He really, really didn't want to answer that.

"Well?" Ren asked

Lyserg sighed. "I'll put the outfit on."

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Horo got to be Naruto, Yoh was Shikamaru, and Hao was Kakashi. This all made sense in Horo's head. Next chapter is a longish drabble. Snow and sprained ankles.

Thanks for reading, and please review.

Ja min'na-san!