Author's note: MONTHS LATER... The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester has been struck with imspiration to continue this thing. Sorry for all you guys who liked the first one and wanted to read the following chapters but I was just to damn slow... Oh yeah... to "Unie" you might see someone familiar here... To tsubame7, I bet people are asking you to keep tellin me to continue. -The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester-
Hey, this thing is slightly edited... The place? Luca of course...Tidus has been brought back to life by Yuna few months ago. Now, Tidus has just finished his game and beat the Al Bhed Psyches (sob) and The Kilika Beasts (HAH! Beat you guys 30+ times!). After his game, he tried to sneak past all these fan girls but...
"AAAAAAAAAAAH! Like, omigosh! It's HIM!" yelled a hysterical fan girl.
"Uh-oh..." thought Tidus, "Not again..."
"OMIGOSH IT IS SO HIM!" yelled Le Blanc. (A/N: Why is she here? No reason...) "Get 'im Jennifer!" she yelled to the hysterical fan girl.
"Uh... Hi?" went Tidus.
The crowd of people ran at Tidus then surronded him.
"Can you sign this, mister?" asked a little kid.
"Sure!" replied Tidus and he picks up the ball and signs it.
"When I grow up, I wanna be a blitzball!" said another kid excitedly as Tidus signed his ball. (A/N: I played FFX and I found a kid running around and yelling he wanted to be a blitzball when he grew up...)
"Uh, don't you mean a blitzball PLAYER?" asked Tidus as he handed back the ball.
"Move over kid!" yelled LeBlanc.
Then the LeBlanc syndicate arrived and pushed people far from Tidus so that LeBlanc and Jennifer could go near him.
"EEEEEEE! IT'S HIM! THE MOST COOLEST UBER HANDSOME AND UNBELIEVEBLY CUTE ALL AT THE SAME TIME GUY!" yelled Jennifer.
"Like, YEAH! You're like, almost as dreamy as Nooj!" went LeBlanc.
"Somebody, save me... Yuna... Rikku... Anyone..." thought Tidus in his head.
"Uh... What'll I sign?" asked Tidus.
Then a flying airship came above them.
"Look! There's a three-headed monkey over there! Far far FAR away from Tidus!" yelled a voice.
Amazingly, they all looked.
"Where!" they all stupidly asked.
"Uh... Just keep looking!" said the voice while a rope was desending from the airship. Tidus looked up and saw Yuna.
"Pssst! Tidus! Climb up!"yelledYuna.
Tidus grabbed the rope and started to climb when...
"Hey! THAT IS SO NOT A THREE-HEADED-MONKEY!" screeched Jennifer.
"Omigosh! Tidus is like... Getting away!" screeched LeBlanc.
"No he isn't!" yelled Jennifer.
Jennifer grabbed on Tidus' pant leg and hung on. "Omigosh! You like... smell good! What's your cologne?"
"WHY? ARE YOU GONNA USE IT, YOU HAG?" yelled Yuna.
"Everything's getting weird... Maybe Sin's toxin IS getting to me..." thought Tidus.
"RIP..." went Tidus' pant leg.
"Woah! Not good! Not Good!" yelled Tidus.
"Hey! This might sting, but this'll hurt the lady more than it'll hurt you Tidus!" yelled Rikku.
Hey guess what she did? SHE THREW A BOMB.
"BANG!" went the bomb.
"GASP!" went Yuna.
"Oh yeah! Bull's eye!" went Rikku.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! (Splat!)" went the incredibly annoying lady called Jennifer.
"Ow?" went Tidus.
"Pull him up, now!" yelled Yuna.
"Weeeee!" went Tidus who was feeling dizzy.
So Tidus was up in the Airship.
"A-are you alright Tidus?" asked Yuna.
"Am I in Heaven?" asked Tidus.
"Uh-huh... He's crazy..." commented Paine.
"No he's not!" objected Yuna.
"Yes he is... There's no such thing as heaven here..." commented Paine.
"Oh... right." went Yuna.
"Uh..." groaned Tidus weakly. He tried to get up but Yuna made him lie down again.
"You need potions... hang on..." went Yuna, searching for potions.
"Here you go, Yunie!" chirped Rikku as she ahnded her a Hi-Potion.
"Oh thanks." went Yuna and healed Tidus who went unconcious.
Later on, Yuna went downstairs where Paine and Rikku were.
"Yuna!" called Paine.
"What is it?" asked Yuna.
"Didn't you say that Tidus died?" asked Paine.
"Well... I didn't say..." went Yuna, but then she glanced at Rikku. "Nevermind... what about it?" she asked.
"How come you never bothered to use a Pheonix down or something?" asked Paine.
"..." went Yuna.
"Hey... I never thought of that too!"commented Rikku.
Meanwhile... Tidus rubbed his head and was glancing where he was. He was on a bed and down below he saw some blue thing that was standing upright. It looked like a frog, and it was blue... Yuna told him before it was called a Hypello.
"Ha Ha Ha... Funny looking thing... Now to see how much damage the falling bomb caused..." thought Tidus.
"WAH!" cried Tidus.
"What was that?" asked Rikku.
"I think it was a dying shoopuf." suggested Paine.
"Let's check it out! It's upstairs!" exclaimed Yuna.
So YRP ran upstairs to find Tidus awake and his face was slightly wet.
"What happened to you?" asked Rikku.
"I-I just got uh... allergies!" explained Tidus.
"Right..." said Paine sarcastically.
"So what's wrong?" asked Yuna.
"Look at my clothes! They're ruined! My pant legs were both matching with the Zanarkand Symbol! One of them's gone! And my sleeve! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SHIRT! IT'S ASHES!" spluttered Tidus.
"..." was Paine's reply as she just stared at him in disbelief.
"Um... okay... Maybe I'll find you something to replace your sleeve. Meanwhile, you gotta borrow Buddy's or Brother's clothes while we try to fix your clothes, alright Tidus?"suggested Yuna.
"I'm gonna wear Buddy's or Brother's clothes!" asked Tidus in disbelief.
"Well, either those or the moogle costume..." suggested Rikku.
"I'll... I'll wear either Buddy's or Brother's thank you..." mumbled Tidus.
Unfortunately, Buddy's clothes were too small for Tidus to wear so he had to wear one of Brother's jumpers. Then, Brother tried to gel up Tidus' hair into a mohawk like his, but Yuna glared at him so he didn't.
Rikku found this weird machina-like thing in one of Brother's jumper's pockets. Brother said he found it in Bikanel Desert and said she could keep it since he couldn't find any use for it. So Rikku looked for Tidus and handed it to him.
"Here ya go! Yunie said she didn't have any cloth or anything like that so I'm giving you this in replacement for a sleeve!" chirped Rikku and handed him the machina-like thing.
"Hey thanks!" said Tidus.
Soooner or later, Yuna came and handed Tidus his clothes.
"Uh, I tried repairing them, but it isn't burnt or anything... It's just that the Zanarkand symbol thing is gone and can't be replaced." said Yuna softly.
"Well, I'll wear this proudly since you repaired it and all for me..." said Tidus and smiled.
Tidus went to the nearest restroom in the airship and changed there, then he got out. He walked back to where Paine, Yuna, and Rikku were.
"Hey! Try wearing that machina thing!" suggest Rikku.
Tidus wore it and amazingly it was a perfect fit. Plus, it was cool.
"Hey, not bad!" smiled Yuna.
Then Shinra walked in and commented, "What happened to your clothes? Did a bomb drop on you or something?"
Yuna glared at him so Shinra just kept quiet.
The End
Hey... Jennifer SOUNDS familiar eh? Heh Heh Heh... I'm so ebil... XD Oh yeah... I think this is bad compared to the other things I've made... T.T