I'm back! And it's time for the game known as Multililoquy! Of course, there will also be some plot advancement and general mayhem.

Oh, and I don't own King Dodongo…or hedge mazes. XD

It was the night before the Smashers were to play Multililoquy. Ness and Young Link were camping out in the foyer, helping the quirky game show host set up the event they had picked. Across the Manor, Zelda and Link were stargazing in the observatory. Marth and Roy came up with a way to factor Harlan Everts into their plans; a game show would be the perfect opportunity for Peach to serve some debilitating ravioli to the glove-like creature.

As the other Smashers went about their business, Pichu was running around the roof of the building. He had just eaten several helpings of his famed "Sugar Bowls", which consisted of a bowl full of sugar. As he scurried around the roof, he heard an odd sound.

"Chu?" he chued.

A strange thumping noise was coming from below. He peered over the edge of the roof and saw a mysterious shadow trying to break into Samus' bedroom. It looked up at Pichu and pulled out several small, shiny, and very pointy objects. The intruder threw them towards Pichu, who darted to the side and began to charge an electric attack.

A little known fact about Pichu is that when he gets on a sugar high, his electric attacks become 379.22 percent more powerful. As such, when his simple warning bolt hit the assailant, it did quite a lot more than shock him.

It sent him flying across the backyard.

And through two windows of the greenhouse.

And into a statue of Crazy Hand.

The figure let out a small moan and fell into the garden. Pichu leapt over to his landing spot and began to drag the extremely charred person back to the Manor.

The next morning, the Smashers entered into the foyer to find...

"It's Dodongo's Maze!" Young Link and Ness exclaimed. They were standing in front of a large hedge maze that had suddenly appeared overnight. Jigglypuff glared at it angrily.

Link's eye began to twitch. "Please don't mean what I think it means…please don't mean what I think it means…"

Harlan stepped forward and spread his arms out in a flamboyant gesture. "I bid all of you welcome! This is the famed competition known as Dodongo's Maze!" He turned to face the labyrinth in front of the Smashers. "It is a game of endurance…agility…and ELIMINATION!"

Suddenly, two very large bat-like wings grew out of his shoulder blades. He flew up into the air above the maze and pulled a camera out of his robe.

"Inside this maze is a clone of King Dodongo. He will randomly roll through the maze, changing direction at will. The goal: to be the last one standing!"

Master Hand entered from behind the group. "What's going on?" he asked.

"We're playing Multililoquy!" Roy answered, punching his fist into the air.

Master Hand turned towards him. "I don't care about that," he grumbled. "I meant, why did someone make ravioli without telling me?" He pointed to the bowl of ravioli sitting next to Peach.

"Oh, that!" Peach answered. "It's just something I randomly made for you! Eat it!"

Dr. Mario stared at the maze in disbelief. "Are you joking with us?" he yelled up to the host. Before he got an answer, there was a quiet humming noise, and then all of the contestants appeared in different spots in the maze.

"This is ridiculous!" Peach yelled.

"This is Amazing!" Roy shouted back. "We're actually on the biggest game show known to any of the worlds!"

"Yeah! What he said!" Young Link chimed in.

Peach stomped her foot, even though no one could see her. "Well, I still say that I could be cooking right now or AAAAAAHHHHH!"

Popo cringed as he heard a crunching noise. He looked around and saw Peach suspended above the maze, looking very upset.

"And Princess Peach is out!" Harlan yelled. He fixed the camera on the fuming princess, who was still glaring down into the maze. "Who will be next?"

He didn't have to wait long to find out; Marth appeared next to the princess five seconds after the words had left his mouth. Harlan started to comment, but then Yoshi suddenly joined them.

"This is going very fast!" he yelled into the camera. "Who will prevail?"

It was not long before the competition had come down to the finalists.

"I'm going to beat you!" Ness yelled.

"No you won't! I will be the one to win Multililoquy!" Young Link yelled back.

The two boys were running through the maze, trying to get away from the loud rumbling that marked King Dodongo's location. Young Link was running counterclockwise around the outer edge, while Ness ran directly from the top to the bottom.

As luck would have it, they ran directly into each other.

"I'm going to win, you jerk!" Ness spat.

"You can't win this! You haven't even fought King Dodongo!" Young Link retorted.

"Oh, yeah? I've saved the world form aliens!"

"I saved it from suits of armor!"

The two stood there and argued, slowly downgrading from the Plateau of Higher Debate to the Canyon of Yo Mamma Jokes. Suddenly, there was a loud rumbling coming from their right. They both turned and saw King Dodongo rolling directly towards them.

The two thought fast. Link quickly shot a Fire Arrow, while Ness threw Pk Fire forward. The two combined in midair, creating an enormous blast that killed the boss in one hit.

There was silence.

"Ness and Young Link have teamed up to defeat King Dodongo!" Harlan exclaimed breathlessly. "They have emerged victorious!"

The two boys were teleported back outside of the maze. The others stood in a circle around them, clapping (or, in Captain Falcon's case, weeping). Harlan stepped forward and presented two extravagant trophies, filled to the brim with gold.

They fainted.

"I can't believe we won!" Ness squeaked. He and Ness were running through the Manor, holding there trophies in front of them (the money inside had been sent to their respective treasuries, both of which were noticeably empty after they had bought Playstation 3s).

"I can't believe it either!" Young Link chirped. "I've always wanted to play and I actually got to win the Multililoquy trophy!"

The two stopped for breath outside of Dr. Mario's office. Young Link walked over to the wall and leaned back against it. "Man, was that the awesomest thing ever, or what?"

Ness let out a laugh and walked over to the door. He was going to lean on it, but it flew open as he landed against it. He crashed onto the floor, nearly hitting Dr. Mario's cabinet.

"Huh," Young Link said, stepping forward. "Dr. Mario never leaves this room…open…"

His voice trailed off as he saw the charred figure inside.

Ness stood up and looked on the hospital bed the doctor had installed. Lay9ing on top of it was a familiar, thought somewhat blackened face.

"Uh, Ness?" Young Link asked. "That's not who I think it is, right?"

Young Link slowly nodded. "Yeah…it's Sheik."

CLIFFIE (Dun dun dun)! Yes, I will explain myself in the next chapter. Don't worry, I do have logic to this!

Lute: Well, at least you're applying logic to something.

…anyway, I'm sorry that I take forever to update, but I finally did…so…YAY! XD

Valete!