Sora the Explorer.

Disclaimer: I do not own Square Enix, Disney, Kingdom Hearts, Homestarrunner, Dora the Explorer, or Nickelodeon.

WARNING: Reading this may cause brain cells to decay.

I'm not doing this to make fun of Kingdom Hearts, in fact, Kingdom Hearts is a godly game, this is just a parody of Dora the Explorer. :)

Different writing style now.

Goofy-Speak is hard to type.

Full fledged chapter today.

Flame all ya want :-)

Da-da-dada-da-dadada! Level up! Found Torn Page! Sora Gained Cucumber! Riku gained anonymous object of intelligence enhancing!

"What the hell is an anonymous object of intelligence enhancing?" Riku asked.

"It appears to be a dictionary." Sora wisely explained as they walked on the eerily happy road.

Riku opened the dictionary and searched for Hippopotamus, because they are secretly his favorite animal. Why? Who knows?

"Hey Sora, did you know that Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means fear of long words?"

"No, I did not notice that."

Well, the plot just got immensely boring so I'm going to think of a crazy plot twist.

Think, think, think, think… Oh! I got it! Axel suddenly appears.

"Oh no kids, it's Axel the swiper! Tell him to back off!"

"Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! Axel no swiping! (5 minutes later.) Axel no swiping!"

"Zzzzzzzz z (pop) Oh! So you were done. Ahem. Do you REALLY think that your-"

"Axel no swiping!"

"Grrr… Shut up. As I was saying… Do you REALLY think that your puny words wi-"

"Axel no swiping!"

"SHUT up! Do you REALLY think that your puny words will prevent me from taking the tor-"

"Axel no swiping!"

"OH FOR THE LAST TIME, SHUT UUUPP!!!!!!"

"Axel강타! 悪い男の子である! Ga nu weg." (Korean:No swiping. Japanese:You are a very bad boy. Dutch: Go away now)

"… I have no idea what you just said. It sounded bad so I will kill you now." Axel said reaching for his circles of fiery death.

"Bad… Bad boy Axel. Put down the circles so no one gets hurt…"

"3rd quarter analysis spreadsheets come in handy when the sky poops three foot elephants!" A sail shouted.

"?" Said Axel.

"?" Said Sora.

"I really need to get a life" said Riku.

"The second Twinke on the left is implemented with a atomic saucer like waterbottle!" cried the snail.

"I don't speak stupid." Riku muttered.

"But luckily, I know someone who does! I chose you, Goofy!... Nothing's happening." Sora cried.

"Doy! Goofy is a level 3.14159 monster! You have to sacrifice a circle while doing Hopscotch!" exclaimed Axel.

"Ohhh! I see now."

(One really awkward game later)

"A-hyuck! Whaddaya need me fer Soruh?" Hyucked Goofy.

"I need you to communicate with that snail."

"Sure ting Soruh!"

"日の前日にのような不可解で奇妙な日のピクルスにされた眼球ジュースの涼しいガラスのような何も今日ない!"( There is nothing like a cool glass of pickled eyeball juice on a weird strange day such as the day before the day today!)" Squeaked the snail.

"A-hyuck! Βλέπω μια κόλλα δεκατεσσάρων ίντσας μπορώ με ένα ολισθηρό έμβολο με τέσσερα πόδια!( I see a fourteen inch glue can with a slippery piston with four legs!)"

"當然您知道, 我們的語言無法由這些少許人瞭解由於他們未開展的頭腦。它是好知道某人分享語言和SIA 一樣: 蝸牛情報機構。" (Of course you know, our language cannot be understood by these lesser humans because of their undeveloped minds. It is good to know someone that shares the same language as the SIA: Snail Intelligence Agency.)

"A-hyuck! Parte traseira da direita em você!" (Right back at yoU!)"

"So Goofy, what did he say?"

"He says yer shoe lace is untied."

"Oh, thanks."

"So where were we? Oh that's right, I was about to KILL YOU!" Laughed Axel.

"Not so fast! I summon the indescribable evil that will eventually consume the world in one haste sweep and I really hope this isn't a run-on sentence." Challenged Riku.

(5 min later)

Riku noticed that no one was responding to his pitiful cry.

"Ah crap. Where did they go this time?!"

With Sora and Axel

"Uh-huh. So what happened next at Marluxia's party?" Sora asked.

"Well, you see, he started to give around nail polish and stuff. It was really uncomfortable. And like, Demyx started to play the guitar singing 'Girls, they Wanna Have Lunch'. We all sang along and had like, a really good time and all."

"So uh, should we check on Riku?" Sora asked.

"Naw."

With Riku

"Finally! A chance that I can prove my awesomeness! I will venture alone to find the Torn Page! I rock!" Riku said while piloting the Gummi ship, which he convenitiently made out of REAL Gummi worms.

As he approached the whale, he noticed something was wrong. The whale looked bloated, constipated, and just REALLY uncomfortable untill the inevitable happened.

It barfed.

That's right, 3000 feet of somethings that should not be mentioned sprewed out at the used-to-be edible gummi ship at 320 miles per hour.

Along with that came conveniently the torn page.

Not really sure if I spelt everything correctly.