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Chaos-Rim shots are fun. And yes, creative editing. Do you want me to describe in detail what ROgue was imagining happened after her full bodied snog with Remy? 'Cause, yano, I can. I think Kitty wants, deep down inside, to be flirted with shamelessly by a guy she likes. Lance didn't do that, sos he dumped him becuase he's a 'hood'. We can all see through that though. Remy does have a kind of short attention span. Hmmmm. We'll just have to give hims omething that will keep him interested, huh? I think everyone gets penis enlargement e-mails. It's a sign of life. the best is making fun of someone else who gets them, especially if they're a guy.
Shadowcat212-I don't thinkR emy would consent to letting Bobby get rid of his erection. Butt he images of that are. . .*evil grin* Maybe later, in another fic. . . Your forces of evil are just no match for me. I know Lady Luck personally. And she likes the more subdued evil that I have. Beside, I have bigger hair, I was fated to win. Rogue's opinion is listed, and her favor was gettign Kitty to phase Remy out of Ororo's speech.
psychoromychica-Your name is hard to figure out unless you look at it kinda hard. FUN! Anyway, Rogue's favor was for Kitty to save her boyfriend. Remy reciting Ororo's speech everytime he gets arounsed? That has some fun potential in it. . .*ponders evilly*
Ish-I can now say in complete acruacy, that I write, 'Sex-filled romps'. That's gonna look great on my writing profile ;). Saracasm is hard tot ype out. I ave difficulty with that myself. Rogue will be proudly displayignher gold star at some point in this fic. As will Remy. IN fact, I have a fun way for both of them to get their godl stars at the same time. Remy may be a sex god, but even god doesn't want to have to change his pants more than nessisary. I'm glad you liked the chilled 'nads line. I'm fond of that whole scene. I've got enough gold stars for an entire galaxy. Indecision is fun. Maybe we'll get cross influences and our heads will explode. That would suck. As for shameless plugging. . .welcome to the club!
***
"Well, dat was unexpected." Remy said, looking around the rec. room. "Not dat 'm complaining, o' course. But I do gotta ask, why?"
"Rogue said that you'd probably, like need my help. And since she gave me advice about my boy-lessness, I decided to agree."
"Y' know, Pete's not a bad guy, 'n' he's not taken. . ." Remy pointed out, feeling the need to be helpful, since Kitty had gotten him out of Ororo's speach.
"I hope you're, like, talking about Colossus." Kitty said, not at all likeing the thought of going out with someone with so many unhealthy habits as Pete Wisdom. [Why don't people like him just take arsenic? I swear, at least then they get the benefit of a quick death.]
"Yeah. John says he has a cute butt. Not dat I was checkin' it out min' y'. . ." Remy said, remembering all the times Pete had threatened to do John physical damage for staring at said good looking anatomy. [Ah de fon' memories of m' employmen' by an evil megalomaniac, instead o' datin' one's daughter.]
"Rogue said I should go for him too." Kitty remarked thoughtfully.
"M' girl's got taste." Remy said grinning at Kitty, who rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, too bad it runs toward the greasy quasi-goth disturbing side of the spectrum." Kitty said, not realizing what she'd implyed until it was out.
Realizing her unconscious stab she smiled sheepishly at Remy, who looked a little thrown for a second, before regaining his usual flair.
"Y' wound me, p'tite." Remy said, giving Kitty his best rakish smile, and clapping his hand over his chest like he'd been hit there.
Kitty giggled. ""Like, when I wound you, you'll, like, know." Remy laughed, sending Kitty into further giggles.
[Wow, everytime I forget why Rogue likes him he does something like this. I'm so totally jealouse.]
"Soun's like Rogue's rubbin' off on y'."
"If you could get me a video tape of that I'd build a temple to your worship." John said, looking over the back of the couch before continuing his fitful mack with Roberto.
Roberto yelped a little when John eased him into a lying position. Bobby and Jamie merely turned up the t.v. and pointedly ignored John and Roberto. You got used to this sort of thing when a raging bisexual and a guy who'd just come out of the closet were sharing the same shower room as you.
"Okay, get a room. It's totally only cute if you guys stay vertical. Horizontal it's just as gross as any other couple." Kitty announced. Neither boy seemed to hear her. John was busy trying to work Roberto's shirt off, while Jamie and Bobby started talking loudly about nothing to drown out the noise and Roberto tried to fend off John's hands.
"John, let de boy go."
John looked up at Remy and huffed, pouting sexily. Roberto looked at John, his face equal parts lust and fear.
"Doan look like he's too comfortable."
"No, it's just. . .too fast. Too much too soon." Roberto protested, not quite sure where he stood on the issue. Then John shifted his hips a little unconsciously, which then let Roberto know exactly where he was standing, and that maybe he was ready after all.
"It's okay, love. I won't do anything you don't want." John said to Roberto, ignoring Remy as he dipped his head back down to kiss Roberto again.
"Okay, dat's it. 'M callin' Pete up. He needs t' get his ass over here 'n' keep you in check." Remy announced, making his way over to the phone.
"So what?" John asked, giving up on getting anywhere with Roberto at the moment. Both boys sat up, just as Bobby decided he couldn't take anymore and left Jamie to fend for himself. Roberto looked a little relieved and a little annoyed at this new development.
"What's he going to do?" John continued. "Show us his art? Hell, the man's even too shy to do that. Sod off and let me be. You're just jealous I'm getting action for once."
"Wit' Roberto." Remy pointed out, waiting for someone to pick up the phone at Magneto's secret headquarters.
"Hey!" Roberto said, a little offended.
"No offense meant, trust me. But y' de Brad Majors t' John's Frank N. Furter, no pun intended." Remy said, tapping his foot out of impaitence. "Now, m' Rogue, f'r example, is more like Columbia." Remy's posture changed and he turned away from the younger students and John. "'Lo Pete!"
"When Eddy said he didn't like his teddy. . .What?" Jamie asked, looking at all the people not on the phone with Peter staring at him like he'd grown anotehr head. "I can add something to a conversation too, you know."
"Jamie, who let you see that movie?" Kitty asked sweetly, hoping maybe he'd just gotten ahold of the soundtrack, and was still the sweet innocent little boy he'd been two minutes ago.
"Rogue," Jamie said simply, while everyone nodded as if it made perfect sense, in a weird twisted sort of way. "She explained it to me too." This got more of a reaction, mainly along the lines of laughter from St. John, who was shushed by Roberto and smacked in the back of the head by Kitty. "I bet I know more than Bobby!" This got a reaction from everyone in the room, including Remy, who was trying to keep a straight face.
"Dat's too bad." Remy said, sounding genuinely sorry for his former comrade. "O' course, if y' were here, y' wouldn't be lonely."
Remy waited for Peter's protest to die down. "Magneto's not protectin' y' family form Xavier. Xavier wouldn't hurt anyone. Kinda his big t'ing. He'll train us t' take on de Brotherhood, but he won' order us t' hurt anyone." [usually.]
Everyone decided that whatever they had been doing previously was not as interresting as eavesdropping on Remy's side of the conversation. It's not really eavesdropping if the peron knows you're in the room, anyway.
"Yeah, I'll pick y' up. Wan' me t' bring back-up?" Remy asked, grinning like the Chesire Cat. [I love when a plan comes togeter like dis.]
John got excited for purely pleutonic reasons. Roberto and Kitty felt a little ignored as John lept up and grabbed Remy's hands, making up a little dance and jerking his mainly surprised partner aroud the room.
"Peter's coming to join us! Peter's coming to join us!" John sang at the top his lungs, still swinging Remy around. Remy decided to just play along and try to avoid being flung into a table or somethign like that.
John stopped his dance, much to Remy's relief. John stood stock still and began grinning at nothing in particular. This is when Roberto decided he'd better find soemone else to talk to. [Sam's been feeling down lately. Maybe I can help cheer him up.]
"I told you Magneto would regret alternatly blackmailing and iring us." John said, righteous vindicationi dawning on hhim like a sun made of pure insanity. But Remy just shook his head and snapped his fingers next to John's ear. JOhn turned to frown at Remy
"I t'ink at de time y' were sure we'd blow up, burn, 'n' smash anyt'in' of any importance 'n' take over de world on our own."
John thought back to when he'd made te previous declaration "Oh, yeah, good point."
Remy nodded as he scanned the keyrack for his keychain. A small red one that said, 'I'm not sastan's lover, but we are good friends.' Rogue had bought it for him as a joke. Is ad previously been the only unmarked key.
As an end-of-the-school-year treat, teh professor ad agreeed to buy everyone at the institute who had a driver's liscence a veicle, except Scott and Jean, who already had cars, so they got a month of no Danger Room sessions or household chores.
The vehicle each person had chosen told you something about them. Rogue had a motorcycle she'd bought from a man who built racing bikes. It was consequently the fastest vehicle, if not the best one for off roading.
Remy had tried to find an unmarked panel van, but had decided to go for a motorcycle after the adults caugt wind of ihs desired vehicle and told him they would put tracers on any vehicle that they deemed useful for a thief.
Sam had a ratty old pick up that had probably been gutted at one point in time. This has no bearing on te current suituation, except Sam was working on it with is shirt off in te back yard when Roberto found him.
"Hey Sammy." Roberto said, leaning down to get a good look at the kentucky boy. Sam did im one better and riolled out from underneat his car, giving Robertoa good mental picture of the boy laying sweaty and half naked on his back.
Sam realized his faux paus and blushed a little. Then he felt bad for feeling bad. Roberto was still a person after all.
"Sorry man, I kinda didn't think. . ." Roberto stammered.
"It's okay. Really. Ah mean, as far as gawkers go, ya bettah than Amara. Amara just openly spits out whateveah's on er mind, includin' 'Oh God Sammy, I just wanna straddle you and ride you like a horse.'"
Roberto laughed, while seretly entertaining the thought of saying he agreed wit Amara's statement.
***
I would just liek to point out, Sam will later discover he's gay. Now re-read that last bit again. Trippy, isn't it? Yeah. Whacha'll think of Roberto adn Sammy? I think they'd be cute, meself. I mean, both sweet, comparatively innocent, and it adds some fun emotional slashyness to the mix.
Cradling the softest, warmest part of your REVIEW!
Peace and Love,
Panther Nesmith
Chaos-Rim shots are fun. And yes, creative editing. Do you want me to describe in detail what ROgue was imagining happened after her full bodied snog with Remy? 'Cause, yano, I can. I think Kitty wants, deep down inside, to be flirted with shamelessly by a guy she likes. Lance didn't do that, sos he dumped him becuase he's a 'hood'. We can all see through that though. Remy does have a kind of short attention span. Hmmmm. We'll just have to give hims omething that will keep him interested, huh? I think everyone gets penis enlargement e-mails. It's a sign of life. the best is making fun of someone else who gets them, especially if they're a guy.
Shadowcat212-I don't thinkR emy would consent to letting Bobby get rid of his erection. Butt he images of that are. . .*evil grin* Maybe later, in another fic. . . Your forces of evil are just no match for me. I know Lady Luck personally. And she likes the more subdued evil that I have. Beside, I have bigger hair, I was fated to win. Rogue's opinion is listed, and her favor was gettign Kitty to phase Remy out of Ororo's speech.
psychoromychica-Your name is hard to figure out unless you look at it kinda hard. FUN! Anyway, Rogue's favor was for Kitty to save her boyfriend. Remy reciting Ororo's speech everytime he gets arounsed? That has some fun potential in it. . .*ponders evilly*
Ish-I can now say in complete acruacy, that I write, 'Sex-filled romps'. That's gonna look great on my writing profile ;). Saracasm is hard tot ype out. I ave difficulty with that myself. Rogue will be proudly displayignher gold star at some point in this fic. As will Remy. IN fact, I have a fun way for both of them to get their godl stars at the same time. Remy may be a sex god, but even god doesn't want to have to change his pants more than nessisary. I'm glad you liked the chilled 'nads line. I'm fond of that whole scene. I've got enough gold stars for an entire galaxy. Indecision is fun. Maybe we'll get cross influences and our heads will explode. That would suck. As for shameless plugging. . .welcome to the club!
***
"Well, dat was unexpected." Remy said, looking around the rec. room. "Not dat 'm complaining, o' course. But I do gotta ask, why?"
"Rogue said that you'd probably, like need my help. And since she gave me advice about my boy-lessness, I decided to agree."
"Y' know, Pete's not a bad guy, 'n' he's not taken. . ." Remy pointed out, feeling the need to be helpful, since Kitty had gotten him out of Ororo's speach.
"I hope you're, like, talking about Colossus." Kitty said, not at all likeing the thought of going out with someone with so many unhealthy habits as Pete Wisdom. [Why don't people like him just take arsenic? I swear, at least then they get the benefit of a quick death.]
"Yeah. John says he has a cute butt. Not dat I was checkin' it out min' y'. . ." Remy said, remembering all the times Pete had threatened to do John physical damage for staring at said good looking anatomy. [Ah de fon' memories of m' employmen' by an evil megalomaniac, instead o' datin' one's daughter.]
"Rogue said I should go for him too." Kitty remarked thoughtfully.
"M' girl's got taste." Remy said grinning at Kitty, who rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, too bad it runs toward the greasy quasi-goth disturbing side of the spectrum." Kitty said, not realizing what she'd implyed until it was out.
Realizing her unconscious stab she smiled sheepishly at Remy, who looked a little thrown for a second, before regaining his usual flair.
"Y' wound me, p'tite." Remy said, giving Kitty his best rakish smile, and clapping his hand over his chest like he'd been hit there.
Kitty giggled. ""Like, when I wound you, you'll, like, know." Remy laughed, sending Kitty into further giggles.
[Wow, everytime I forget why Rogue likes him he does something like this. I'm so totally jealouse.]
"Soun's like Rogue's rubbin' off on y'."
"If you could get me a video tape of that I'd build a temple to your worship." John said, looking over the back of the couch before continuing his fitful mack with Roberto.
Roberto yelped a little when John eased him into a lying position. Bobby and Jamie merely turned up the t.v. and pointedly ignored John and Roberto. You got used to this sort of thing when a raging bisexual and a guy who'd just come out of the closet were sharing the same shower room as you.
"Okay, get a room. It's totally only cute if you guys stay vertical. Horizontal it's just as gross as any other couple." Kitty announced. Neither boy seemed to hear her. John was busy trying to work Roberto's shirt off, while Jamie and Bobby started talking loudly about nothing to drown out the noise and Roberto tried to fend off John's hands.
"John, let de boy go."
John looked up at Remy and huffed, pouting sexily. Roberto looked at John, his face equal parts lust and fear.
"Doan look like he's too comfortable."
"No, it's just. . .too fast. Too much too soon." Roberto protested, not quite sure where he stood on the issue. Then John shifted his hips a little unconsciously, which then let Roberto know exactly where he was standing, and that maybe he was ready after all.
"It's okay, love. I won't do anything you don't want." John said to Roberto, ignoring Remy as he dipped his head back down to kiss Roberto again.
"Okay, dat's it. 'M callin' Pete up. He needs t' get his ass over here 'n' keep you in check." Remy announced, making his way over to the phone.
"So what?" John asked, giving up on getting anywhere with Roberto at the moment. Both boys sat up, just as Bobby decided he couldn't take anymore and left Jamie to fend for himself. Roberto looked a little relieved and a little annoyed at this new development.
"What's he going to do?" John continued. "Show us his art? Hell, the man's even too shy to do that. Sod off and let me be. You're just jealous I'm getting action for once."
"Wit' Roberto." Remy pointed out, waiting for someone to pick up the phone at Magneto's secret headquarters.
"Hey!" Roberto said, a little offended.
"No offense meant, trust me. But y' de Brad Majors t' John's Frank N. Furter, no pun intended." Remy said, tapping his foot out of impaitence. "Now, m' Rogue, f'r example, is more like Columbia." Remy's posture changed and he turned away from the younger students and John. "'Lo Pete!"
"When Eddy said he didn't like his teddy. . .What?" Jamie asked, looking at all the people not on the phone with Peter staring at him like he'd grown anotehr head. "I can add something to a conversation too, you know."
"Jamie, who let you see that movie?" Kitty asked sweetly, hoping maybe he'd just gotten ahold of the soundtrack, and was still the sweet innocent little boy he'd been two minutes ago.
"Rogue," Jamie said simply, while everyone nodded as if it made perfect sense, in a weird twisted sort of way. "She explained it to me too." This got more of a reaction, mainly along the lines of laughter from St. John, who was shushed by Roberto and smacked in the back of the head by Kitty. "I bet I know more than Bobby!" This got a reaction from everyone in the room, including Remy, who was trying to keep a straight face.
"Dat's too bad." Remy said, sounding genuinely sorry for his former comrade. "O' course, if y' were here, y' wouldn't be lonely."
Remy waited for Peter's protest to die down. "Magneto's not protectin' y' family form Xavier. Xavier wouldn't hurt anyone. Kinda his big t'ing. He'll train us t' take on de Brotherhood, but he won' order us t' hurt anyone." [usually.]
Everyone decided that whatever they had been doing previously was not as interresting as eavesdropping on Remy's side of the conversation. It's not really eavesdropping if the peron knows you're in the room, anyway.
"Yeah, I'll pick y' up. Wan' me t' bring back-up?" Remy asked, grinning like the Chesire Cat. [I love when a plan comes togeter like dis.]
John got excited for purely pleutonic reasons. Roberto and Kitty felt a little ignored as John lept up and grabbed Remy's hands, making up a little dance and jerking his mainly surprised partner aroud the room.
"Peter's coming to join us! Peter's coming to join us!" John sang at the top his lungs, still swinging Remy around. Remy decided to just play along and try to avoid being flung into a table or somethign like that.
John stopped his dance, much to Remy's relief. John stood stock still and began grinning at nothing in particular. This is when Roberto decided he'd better find soemone else to talk to. [Sam's been feeling down lately. Maybe I can help cheer him up.]
"I told you Magneto would regret alternatly blackmailing and iring us." John said, righteous vindicationi dawning on hhim like a sun made of pure insanity. But Remy just shook his head and snapped his fingers next to John's ear. JOhn turned to frown at Remy
"I t'ink at de time y' were sure we'd blow up, burn, 'n' smash anyt'in' of any importance 'n' take over de world on our own."
John thought back to when he'd made te previous declaration "Oh, yeah, good point."
Remy nodded as he scanned the keyrack for his keychain. A small red one that said, 'I'm not sastan's lover, but we are good friends.' Rogue had bought it for him as a joke. Is ad previously been the only unmarked key.
As an end-of-the-school-year treat, teh professor ad agreeed to buy everyone at the institute who had a driver's liscence a veicle, except Scott and Jean, who already had cars, so they got a month of no Danger Room sessions or household chores.
The vehicle each person had chosen told you something about them. Rogue had a motorcycle she'd bought from a man who built racing bikes. It was consequently the fastest vehicle, if not the best one for off roading.
Remy had tried to find an unmarked panel van, but had decided to go for a motorcycle after the adults caugt wind of ihs desired vehicle and told him they would put tracers on any vehicle that they deemed useful for a thief.
Sam had a ratty old pick up that had probably been gutted at one point in time. This has no bearing on te current suituation, except Sam was working on it with is shirt off in te back yard when Roberto found him.
"Hey Sammy." Roberto said, leaning down to get a good look at the kentucky boy. Sam did im one better and riolled out from underneat his car, giving Robertoa good mental picture of the boy laying sweaty and half naked on his back.
Sam realized his faux paus and blushed a little. Then he felt bad for feeling bad. Roberto was still a person after all.
"Sorry man, I kinda didn't think. . ." Roberto stammered.
"It's okay. Really. Ah mean, as far as gawkers go, ya bettah than Amara. Amara just openly spits out whateveah's on er mind, includin' 'Oh God Sammy, I just wanna straddle you and ride you like a horse.'"
Roberto laughed, while seretly entertaining the thought of saying he agreed wit Amara's statement.
***
I would just liek to point out, Sam will later discover he's gay. Now re-read that last bit again. Trippy, isn't it? Yeah. Whacha'll think of Roberto adn Sammy? I think they'd be cute, meself. I mean, both sweet, comparatively innocent, and it adds some fun emotional slashyness to the mix.
Cradling the softest, warmest part of your REVIEW!
Peace and Love,
Panther Nesmith