MEC: My secret fantasy! (daydreams)
MED: Oh, she is never gonna hear the end of this.
MEP: Purple-
MED&MEC: NO!
MED: D.C.! It's all you, man!
Disclaimer: MEP owns nothing. At all. She lives in a box in the back alleys.
MEC: I DO NOT!
D.C.: Fine. She owns herself, and all the mews you've never heard of, and MewClan. She owns it! It's patented!
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The Pet Shop Lab
Meanwhile, while Kaimeria was... y'know, talkin' with her boy friend, those two girls were looking at the Iriomote cats.
"Aww! Mint, look at this one!"
"That's great, Ichigo, but we've gotta go. Ryou says that he's picked up some alien activity."
Ichigo looked up. "Let's go. We beat them before, we'll beat them once more!"
They both rushed to the elevater. "Umm... Lobby floor!" Mint said. the elevater descended.
"Lobby level, arrived."
Ichigo and Mint rushed of to the exit.
"Umm... Hey, Mint?"
"Yeah?"
"Isn't that one of the aliens kissing that receptionist over there?"
Mint looked over. "Yeah! Ichigo, hurry and go tell the others at the Cafe. I'll deal with this! Mew Mew Minto Metamorphoses!"
And the bright flashing light was bright enough to attract Kaimeria's attention. "Mew!" She spat. Pai looked over.
"I'll beat her so bad... Pai, you go, and run. This is my turf, she ain't winnin'! I'll find you later!"
Pai nodded, and teleported away.
Kaimeria turned to Mint. "XMyu Magic, XMyu Fate, Dragon XMyu, Activate!" When the light subsided, there stood... "Mew ExCalibur!" Mint spat.
"Aye, and you're Mew Aggrivation. Let's see if you taste like your turkey cousins!" Kaimeria Calibur spat back.
"Ribbon Mint Echo!"
"Ribbon Ex-Cali-Burst!" The two arrows collided, creating a small explosion.
"Mint!" Ichigo had arrived with the others.
"Calibur." Zakuro growled.
Calibur grinned. "Go bury a bone, werewolf."
"We can take'er! It's five to one, in favor of the Mews!" Pudding said.
Kaimeria grinned. It wasn't a grin like when someone thinks a joke is funny, or when a kitten curls up in your lap. No, it was like the way a panther or coyote grins when it corners dinner. "Go ahead, Lady Tarzan, see what happens. An alien-dragon, with the power of MewClan times ten could whip you solid." Still grinning, she drew her bow back. "Ribbon Exploding Ex-Cali-"
BOOM!
"Erk... Wazzat?" Kaimeria turned around, just in time to see a giant praying mantis crash through the wall. Tart sat on its back, riding it like a horse.
"AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH! GETITAWAYGETITAWAYGETITAWAY! BBBUUUUUGGGG!" Kaimeria shreiked. She's not overly fond of bugs. It's her only weakness. "Aw, quit whinin', dragonwoman!" Tart yelled at her.
"I could do without the bug, thankya very mu- mrghfghhah!" While she was screaming about the bug, Retasu and Ichigo had snuk up behind her with a burlap sack.
"Zakuro, catch!" They threw it to Zakuro, who turned and ran with it. To the cafe with the traitor, she thought. She dashed through the front gates of Cafe Mew Mew, and then into the building. She dragged Kaimeria into the basement, where she left the sack untill the others got back.
"Zakuro!" Retasu called. "We're back!"
Zakuro went upstairs. "The traitor's downstairs.'
"Mint, Pudding, and I will get the interrogation thing set up." Ichigo volounteered. The three went downstairs. Zakuro turned to Retasu. "Where's Ryou? I think he'll like the opportunity to examine the gene structure of an alien."
"I think he's upstairs..."
"Did I just see an alien in a sack get dragged into the basement?" Ryou came out of the kitchen. Keichiro followed, wiping a plate with a dishtowel.
Ichigo, Mint, and Pudding came back up from the basement. "We got'er under lock'n'key!" Pudding said.
"Um, we don't have locks and keys. We have ropes and chairs." Mint corrected.
"Well, let's go interrogate." Ichigo said. Everyone went back downstairs.
"Hrrummphurfghhup!" Kaimeria was tied to a chair and gagged with a handkerchief. It didn't look comfortable.
"Okay, Evilthing, we're a-callin' you out! Spill your lily-livered guts!" Pudding said.
"Pudding, please don't watch anymore cowboy movies for a while." Mint sighed.
"Okies!"
Mint turned to Kaimeria. "Okay, now TALK. Where is you evil base? How many of you are here? Where is your planet? Oh, and is that other alien from before your boyfriend or something like that?"
Kaimeria turned a little red. "No comment." She spat.
"Everyone, over here." Ryou lead them all to the other side of the basement. "Okay. Mint, you said that there was another alien before."
"Yeah. They were like, kissing and stuff. It was tecno-freak, the tall smart one."
Ryou grinned evily. Retasu gulped. "You have a plan?"
Ryou said only one word: "Bait."
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MEC: Yup short and stupid and-
MED: Pai.
MEC: (Shuts up and goes into daydream)
MEP: Finally, some peace. Later, y'all!
MEP&MEC&MED: See y'all next chapter!