MEC: Heehee, I'm on a roll!
MED: (Lifts up MEC, places a bread roll under her feet, and puts her down)
MEC: ...And you did that why?
MEP: I get it! You're on a ROLL! Y'know! BREAD roll? ON a roll?
MEC: I will now save the readers from your bad humor and start the story. D.C.!
Disclaimer: Kaimeria owns all Mews never heard of before, and MewClan. Ikumi owns those you do know about, and Cafe Mew Mew.
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The Basement of the Cafe
"Bait?" Retasu echoed. "I don't get it.
Mint and Ichigo grinned. "I get it." Mint said.
"We hold her for a ransom!" Ichigo added.
"Or we set a trap to catch the rest, using her as the bait." Zakuro put in.
"Bingo." Ryou said.
"MUURFGHRDHDGHGFUPHH!"
"Someone shut her up!" Ryou shouted.
"Already on it!" Pudding said.
BONGGGG!
"Wow! The frying pan is now shaped like the back of her head!"
Everyone sweat dropped.
"Well, at least she's quiet." Mint muttered.
"Okay, here's what we'll do..."
Two girls walked side-by-side in the lamp-lit park.
"Dreeeaaa..."
"DREA!"
The one with meidium length light brown hair (With green ends) looked nervous. "Fein, Drea's been gone all evening. She was supposed to meet us this afternoon, at 12. It's, like, 10. Something must have happened. Drea wouldn't have missed Monster Jam out of her own free will."
The other one had chin-length darker brown hair (And the top part dyed pink). "Man, I feel so sorry for her. Did you see the Stone Crusher? Oh, and when Madusa crushed all those trucks..."
"Fein! Focus! Drea is MISSING!"
"Oh yeah. Calm down, Yunii."
"Oh DUH!"
"... Yu?"
"Uhh... Fein, I just remembered I gotta go do something." Yunii dashed off into th forest.
"Uh... Yup... Bye..."
Yunii dashed in further. "Okay... far enough... Exmew Fundere, Celeritus! Unicorn Predator Mutare!"
In a bright green flash, Yunii transformed into Mew ExPredator.
Back on the main path, Fein looked around. "Yup... No one around... Exmew Fatum, Celeritus! Phoenix Destroyer Mutare!"
Same thing, only a pink flash and she turned into ExDestroyer.
Ker-BOOOOOMM!
"Ker Boom? Seriously, who does these sound FX?"
"ExDestroyer!" MEP ran up to MED.
"Oh, hey. I was wondering who does these sound FX. I mean, Ker Boom?"
"Uh, I'm more worried about what coused the Ker Boom."
"Oh. Well, it's just a giant bug. It's being ridden horseback by a creepy little midget with a freaky hairstyle."
"Oh, well, in that case... Say WHAT?"
ExDestroyer pointed towards Tart riding on a giant cockroach (A/N: Ewwww... I hate bugs.)
"Wow. You're right, the midget does have a freaky hairstyle. Aaanyhooo..." ExPredator said. "ExPredator Claw!" (Long Green Sword)
"ExDestroyer Crescentblade!" (Crescent-Bladed Battleaxe)
"Ribbon ExPredator Slash!"
"Ribbon ExDestroyer Crescent Impact!"
Their attacks didn't even fase the roach. They didn't even reach it.
"They... just... fizzled out?"
Tart laughed maniaclly. "Ahahahahahaha! Now, feel the power of the cockroach!"
ExDestroyer and ExPredator screamed. The end is near!
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MEC: FYI, the extrapower transformation is...
(((MEP: ExMew Fundere
MED: ExMew Fatum
MEC: Divinus Indoles
MEP&MED&MEC: Celeritus
MEP: Unicorn Predator Mutare
MED: Phoenix Destroyer
Mutare
MEC: Dragon Calibur Mutare)))
MED: It's getting boring here. We want to know what you think! Anything you want us to know, or tell one of us individually?
MEP: Put it in a review. It should say, 'Dear ME(C, P, D), blah blah blah'.
MEC: Or 'Dear ExMews, blah blah blah'. The 'Blah blah blah' being what you want to tell us.
MED: Shoot, you could even give the Velox sisters (Veronica, Vivian, Valarie, and Vanessa) a message. Or even Strawberriey, but who wants to send her a letter?
MEC: Basically anyone from the 'Bios' last chapter. They like mail, too, y'know.
Valarie: Eeee! Mesa woula be's likin mail!
MEC: Well, there ya have it. Peace! Err... next chapter will be longer. I'm tied to a chair, so it's hard to type.