"Are we done yet?" Luigi yawned and looked at his watch.

"YES!" Mario sternly looked at Luigi. "We finished the cake last chapter, remember!"

"But that was so long ago! What happened?" Luigi looked at Mario.

(Sigh) This is the part well I, the author, tell you nothing happened. I just couldn't find a good plot for this chapter. I had no idea where it would go after I wrote last chapter. So here I am, back one and a half months later, very late, and writing chapter 3 of "Happy Birthday Toad!". Hope you enjoy! Oh and I am putting a lot more products in now and I do not own any of them either and that goes for the rest of the Fan fiction also.

"Are we done yet?" Luigi yawned and looked at his watch.

"YES!" Mario sternly looked at Luigi. "We finished the cake an hour ago, remember!"

"But that was so long ago!" Luigi fell back on his chair. "I'm hungry. We haven't ate supper yet and it's, what, midnight?"

"It's 6:30!"

"Oh. Well, never mind. Let's just make dinner… Oh, wait. We just made something." Luigi sighed and looked at Mario. "Guess it's take-out tonight! Pizza? Chinese Food? Or McDonald's! Your choice!"

"I think we should make something that's handy like… hmm… let's say… Pizza pops. See, that's the equivalent of pizza!" Mario smiled, liking his suggestion.

Mario started to frown when he saw Luigi stick his tongue out. "Equivalent of pizza? Pizza pops are just crap pizza wannabes! Why don't we have the real deal!"

"Pizza pops is cheaper and already bought! That means you don't even have to leave the house or get up to find the phone all the way upstairs in your bedroom!"

"Well in that case, pizza pops it is!"

Mario's smile came back. He knew that he could get Luigi with that. It always works. He got the pizza pops out of the freezer and put them in the microwave. "See, it's practically done already Luigi."

Luigi smiled at Mario then scowled to himself. He hated pizza pops. He promised himself next time he'll by pizza at the store and make it at home. But then he remembered that he'd have to get up and make the pizza. Then he had a change of heart.

Luigi smiled at Mario. "I love pizza pops now" he whispered. Mario smiled back at Luigi then walked away, muttering the word "crazy" to himself.

After supper, Mario decided that they'd deliver the cake in the night while Peach and Toad were asleep and Toadette was working the night shift. So, they went to sleep right away and woke up again at 1:00 am. Mario and Luigi got the cake from the fridge and carried it into their Honda Prelude ("Why can't we use the new Lexus?" complained Luigi. Mario groaned "We're delivering a cake at night, there are no girls for you to show off to and out of our 6 cars, the Prelude is the one that we can live with it getting stolen!") Soon they were all set.

"Ok, Luigi, hand me the keys!" Mario put his hand out. Surprisingly, Luigi didn't give them to him. "What the- why aren't you giving them to me?"

"Because I'm the better night driver remember." Luigi got in to the driver's seat.

"But this is my car! I drive my cars!" Mario ran over to the driver's seat and took the keys out of the ignition. "Now get out of my seat!"

"I wanna drive!" Mario wouldn't have been surprised if Luigi had thrown a temper tantrum right now.

"Luigi, you have 4 of our cars and they are all very expensive. After we bought the Lexus, we were in debt for two months. You know that I had to take a job as a teacher for a while! A job! I'm a sworn protector of the Mushroom Kingdom and I had to become a teacher. Do you know how embarrassing that was? Peach didn't speak to me for the whole two months! Now get out of my seat and stop being a whiny baby!" Mario stopped to catch his breath and waited for Luigi's response.

Luigi reluctantly slipped into the passenger's seat and sat down. Mario got into the driver's seat and they were on their way.

The drive went pretty smooth… until the first stoplight.

"Luigi! I can't see the light. Is it green, or red?"

"It's yellow, moron! I told you I should drive!"

"NO! NO! I was just testing you. I knew that, I knew that!"

A few seconds later…

"Is this Mushroom Valley Way, or Kingdom Ave?"

"Mario, this is Peach Gardens Rd!"

"Oh, no! I'm completely turned around!"

After another minute…

"Is this U-Turn legal?"

"Mario, I think I should drive."

"No, no, I found out. It's illegal. Well too bad!"

"MARIO! WATCH OUT FOR THAT CURB!"

"Whoops!"

"Mario now I really think I should drive!"

"Heh-heh, gotcha! I meant to do that!"

"Pull over!"

"Aw! Come on!"

"Pull over, Mario!"

So, Mario pulled over and switched places with Luigi. Luigi stopped to look at the map first.

"MARIO! We're almost at the Beanbean Kingdom border! We would've been arrested for trying to pass through without a passport!"

"Sorry!"

"We're completely the opposite way as we were supposed to go! Mario! You can't drive at night! Let that be a reminder that next time we are driving at night you give the keys to me!"

"I'll remember!"

"Now let's go to Mushroom Kingdom!"

And Luigi turned around at the next store and took off!

Hope you liked it. I hope next chapter will be updated sooner then this one!