Chapter 5
The red commander has sewn himself back together, and went to go take a ride in the Scorpion Tank. As he was riding, he noticed a blue hiding behind a rock formation. Smiling, he pulled the main turret trigger and blew the rock to pieces.
Grug was counting snow. Hippie helped him.
R2-D2 was perfecting the famous beeping noises.
Ghost Rider was still dead. He considered a careeer change.
As the red commander stepped out of his tank, he gasped.
The blue had not been blown apart, but her armor had been ripped off.
The wearer of the now ripped-apart stood up, ans said,
"Hello. I'm Leon Kennedy. I no like zombahs."
"What you got against zombies?"
"Actually, I hate Ganados. But you're close enough."
"Oh."
Elsewhere, Grug never finished counting the snow. He forgot what number came after one.
Where was John Alley during all this?
He was stabbing himself to see steam rise from his wounds. What a sicko.
R2-D2 was continued to beep, like some very annoying clock alarm.
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May 23rd, 2555
5:34 AM
"Oh snap."
"What"
"Leon Kennedy."
"From Resi 4?"
"Yeah."
"Ruh-oh."
"Hey guys..."
"What now, Pansy?"
"The red team has captured me, and they are taking me to their base."
"Good riddance."
"You know what Chick Magnet? Fuck you."
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End Chapter 5