Mario was thrown into a new world. He hit the ground hard, and stood up with some difficulty.

"Hmmmmm.." he thought to himself, "Lazy battle animations, thousands of people, monster camping, very low polygon count."

He gasped when he realized where he was.

He was in Runescape.

Bombarded by Spam, noobs, and bad grammar, he contimplated a way out the god-awful MMORPG.

Just then, a wizard walked up to Mario.

He stood there for what seemed like hours, and finally said,

"Spare money for a noob?

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Luigi had landed in the middle of a strange forest. He checked his surroundings, and noticed a few things.

1.) There were sentient, upright-walking animals.

2.)That he himself was a upright walking green rabbit.

3.) There were pillars of light coming out of the ground.

Luigi's eyes widened in horror.

He was in Furcadia.

Luigi attempted to log out, but pressed the wrong button as he landed himself right bad smack in the middle of a Furcadia whorehouse.

Luigi tried to escape, but was leg-humped into a coma.

When he woke up, all his fur was shaved off.

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Mario had been in Runescape from a while now, and he had begun to like it.

His only source of food where the wandering newbies in the wilderness.

Mario stood poised in a tree, ready to strike. As he saw a level 15 walk by, he jumped on him, and ate him in 2.7 seconds.

"New record." he noted, as he walked off to the east to find some more newbies.

Mario found a small encampment. As Mario neared the camp, he heard a scream. When he turned around, a man with no clothes on, pure-red glowing eyes, and was holding a vibrator as he was yelling at the top of his lungs.

Pure terror was the last thing Mario felt before he died.

Luigi woke up, and realized he was being skinned alive.

"Hmmmm boy, this rabit will be some good eats." said the author.

Mario woke up with a gasp.

Heart working.

Lungs functioning.

Brain not broked.

Alive.

Self-Narration. Sign of insanity, but alive.

Mario looked above his head, and realized that a skull was floating above his head. He realized that all his equipment was gone, too.

He decided to do the only thing he could do, and dreaded the most.

He walked up to Level 5 warrior, and gathering all his courage, he said:

"Spare money for a killed noob?"

Mario was then mauled by a level 12,384 mouse.