A/N: Just a funny oneshot.
Disclaier: I don't own Inuyasha! Jeez

"Inuyasha.."

"Yes, nii-san?"

"Lets be friends..." Sesshomaru grinned, holding out his hand, Inuyasha grinned and took it.

"Yea..." Inuyasha grinned, then they hugged and...

"ARGGGGGHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Inuyasha screamed, jumping up, Kagome and the others looked at him like he was crazy.

"What the heck?" Kagome muttered ", Inuyasha, sit!"

CRASH!

"Owwwwwww." Inuyasha squeaked pitifully. "And I just had a nightmare too..."

Kagome looked at him, Inuyasha NEVER complained...well, maybe a little bit...okay, more than a little...okay...Alot. "Would you like to elaborate?"

"The most horrible nightmare in the history of nightmares!" Inuyasha complained. "And ya know whats bad?" Kagome shook her head. "It had...HIM in it!!!"

"Him?"

"You know..."

"Nope."

"Guess."

"Naraku?"

"Nope."

"Koga?"

"NO!" Inuyasha was getting annoyed now. 'Is she stupid or something?'

"Hojo?"

"NOOOOOO!" Inuyasha moaned.

"...umm, Jakotsu?"

"Ewwww.Thats another nightmare...uck. But no."

"Hell! Your brother?" Kagome guessed doubtfully.

"Ugh, DUH!" Inuyasha snapped ", Ya supposed ta know this kinda stuff!"

"SIT!" Kagome huffed angirly.

"Inuyasha.."

"Yes, nii-san?"

"Lets be friends..." Sesshomaru grinned, holding out his hand, Inuyasha grinned and took it.

"Yea..." Inuyasha grinned, then they hugged and smiled.

Then they held hands and began to dance; singing to the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

"WHAT THE HELL!" Sesshomaru roared, nearly falling off the cliff.

"What is it, my lord?" Jaken asked grostequely ", did you have a nightmare of mating Rin?"

A rock met his head a second later.

Sesshomaru's eyes were wide open and he was clenching his chest trying desprately to slow his breathing.

Suddenly, Sesshomaru heard the tune of that wretched song and screamed.

"What is it my Lord?" Rin asked as she stopped singing I love you, You Love Me.

"Nothing." Sesshomaru muttered, ashamed that he'd screamed. And he acted so pathetically. Rin nodded and succumbed into sleep. Sesshomaru fell asleep too and then.

"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..."

It seemed this nightmare would never end.

A/N: Hahahahahaha!!! Tell me how it is! ;;