Partners In Crime Episode 3: The Case of Lets Get to Some Horribly Written Action! Or Not!
"Werewolf hunting? Isn't that dangerous? I mean, I could understand bunnie hunting, but WEREWOLVES???"
Baku was restless. Not in the way insomniacs are, but still similar. Kuro was beginning to creep him out. Time to change the subject.
"So, how's the weather?"
KJ was pissy too. "Barnelby's Pop-ups and Things" brand pop-ups kept appearing on the screen.
"Get your doctorate…delete…free money…delete…world domination…delete…NO WAIT! …I wanted that… f-ing windows"
Kuro's attention shifted from the book to KJ, and then to the pitiful Baku, whose cat just found new curtains to hang on. His face.
Kuro deeply wanted to take back her invitation, but she knew it was too late. Baku was going to come, and there was nothing she could do about it.
"Oh god. This was the worst mistake of my life. Baku… what a reta-" REST OF THOUGHTS DELETED!!!
"Who the hell gets "Barnelby's Free Crap and Things" anyways? These people must be retar-" REST OF THOUGHTS DELETED!!!
"Ow. This hurts." Thought the only person in pain. But this thought soon disappeared and was replaced by a mixture of worry, fright, and fricken kickassery!"
Kuro was deeply dissatisfied. She needed another party member. The thought of her and this imbecile in a forest together in the dark at night with weapons while werewolf hunting unnerved her.
"Hey baka, does Shas want to come also?" she notioned toward the cat who had fallen off Baku's head either out of spite or pure boredom.
"Can't. He's going to groomed today, aren't ya?" Baku looked around, but the cat was long gone at the word "groom."
"Crap. Shouldn't have said that…"
"Don't worry, I'll look for him. I'm tired go looking at 'Barnelby's Annoying Websites that Have no Information that You Need and things' all the time. Have fun you two." And with that KJ left the two partners and silently laughed for a long time.
Kuro was now panicking. She hadn't thought things through and now she was going to pay, big time.
"Oh well, you only live once. Too bad I wont live much longer""Well, what should we do first?"
"I'll get some weapons, and you find someone to write my epiphany."
Will They Die Horrible and Painful Deaths at the Hands of Bloodthirsty Werewolves Who Want to Tear Them Limb From Limb and Drink Their Blood? Find Out Next Time On: Partners In Crime!