-1Me: YAY! My story is a success so far! Whoot!
Larxene: Hehe.. busted..
Me: o.o?
Chapter 7
Busted..
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Axel and Demyx both glanced at each other, then to Larxene who held a cam-recorder. "Haha! I knew I'd find you two doing something funny sooner or later. I just had to spy on you.." She stated proudly. The little red light on the camera flashed, showing it was recording at that very moment.
Axel shrugged, "Big deal." Demyx scratched his cheek with his finger, looking around nervously. "I had a funny feeling something bad was going to happen." Axel's brow raised. "…Feeling?" Demyx shrugged. "Okay, I dunno. I just "thought" something bad was going to happen." He corrected himself. Larxene rolled her eyes. "C'mon! Get to the juicy bits!" She waved her hand at them to continue.
--Through the Camera--
Axel glared, as did Demyx.
Larxene's Voice: "What?" Both stood up, the view of them got a little smaller as Larxene backed up. Axel was popping his knuckles and Demyx was looking around for something. "Uhm.. Axel.." Larxene said uneasily. Axel started walking towards the camera. "What? You wanted something to happen, right?" Demyx summoned his Sitar, and started playing creepy theme music for Axel.
"..Y-yeah, but.. Between you two. Not me and you!" She shouted. The camera's view shot to the ground then back up at Axel. "Hello viewers! Today we're going to show you what happens to nosy little girls.." He summoned his Chakrams. "..Uh-oh!" Larxene shouted, and made and mad dash for the house, the camera's view was blurring grass, and random screams, and was finally dropped.
Demyx ran and picked up the camera and began recording Axel and Larxene. "BURN BABY!" He sent his Chakrams flying at her. "Ahh! As soon as I get a chance to turn around, I'm going to MURDER YOU AXEL!" She ducked behind a rock, summoned her kunai and floated towards him dodging fire and other things he threw at her.
Demyx's Voice: "C'mon Axel! Show this bitch what'cha can do!"
Larxene stopped in dead striking distance from Axel. Axel looked to Demyx like he was a mad man. "..DEMYX WHAT WER--" "BITCH? YOU.. LITTLE VERMIN!" She flew towards Demyx who dropped the camera an--
--Camera Off--
Xigbar, Roxas, Zexion, and Axel along with Demyx both sat on the couch laughing at the video. "That was awesome dudes!" Xigbar shouted, and slapped Demyx on the back. Demyx coughed, regaining his breathe. Zexion just smiled, shaking his head. "So what did happen to Larxene anyway?" Roxas asked.
"Oh, we put her in a nice room, where everything was rubber, so she couldn't do any damage." explained Axel, who was taking out the tape.
Larxene screamed. "AXEL, DEMYX YOU BASTARDS! I SWEAR IF I EVER GET OUT OF HERE! YOUR ALL DEAD MEAT!"
Axel looked around quickly. "Did you guys hear something?" Xigbar shook his head. "Not me man. Your just thinking to much, how about we all go down to Luxord's and get ourselves a drink?" Demyx didn't look pleased. "Remember what Xemnas said after the last meeting after a party we had. No more drinking.."
"Fuck
The superi--" Saix busted in. "…NO ONE! Can screw Xemmy but
me!" He was blushing, and holding his Claymore out pointing it at
them. Everyone just stared at Saix, not moving.
"Shhh, if we
don't move. He might not see us.." Axel whispered.
Saix
glared. "Axel. I heard that." Axel sprang up, and out the window,
"HE'S GONNA BLOW!" Roxas clang to Zexion, who hugged him
protectively, as Xigbar for the first time in a long time ran on the
ceiling and out the door above Saix, just missing getting hit in the
head with his Claymore. Demyx looked around.
"Hehe.. Ah c'mon
Saix, no one's gonna fuck the superior! We promise.." He was
sweating nervously.
He was never really on the good side of Saix, or Marluxia and both were pretty much the same when pissed. But Saix just took it out more. "….No. 9, I do hope your telling the truth, for if I find anyone messing around with my Xemmy-kun, I will beat the shit out of all of you!"
"But wha--"
"BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF YOU!" He screamed and slammed the door shut, leaving them to ponder. Axel poked his head in from the window. "Is he gone?" Demyx sighed, waving him in. "Yeah, Mr. Pms is gone." Zexion stroked Roxas' hair, calming him. Roxas sighed in relief and continued to cling to Zexion liking the love.
BOOM! "GET AWAY FROM ME! YOU SICK PERVERT!" Marluxia screamed, running down the hallway, trying to get away from the mad Scientist. "but I love you!" Vexen chased him, dodging Marluxia's attacks and man eating plants that he put back in the hallways.
Axel opened the door, and looked out. The walls were scratched from Marluxia's flower petal attack thingy, and man eating plants lined the walls like soldiers. "…What the hell?"
Demyx perked up. "What is it Axel?" Axel waved them to the door. "It seems the effects haven't worn off Vexen yet, and he's completely filled the hallway with man eating plants." He pointed to them. They were making strange sounds, and wiggling around.
"..Great. Looks like I'm teleporting from place to place again." Zexion sighed. Roxas mumbled. "Damn that Xigbar for walking on ceilings." Demyx ruffled his hair. Which received a growl from Zexion. Demyx laughed hesitantly. "I didn't mean anything by it honestly." Zexion grabbed Demyx by the collar or his cloak and pulled him down to face him. "Never touch my Roxas AGAIN." He let him go, and Demyx took a few steps back, and coward behind Axel.
Roxas blushed and smiled at Zexion. "Zexy, it's alright.." Zexion looked at Roxas, and stroked his cheek. "I don't want anyone else to have you but me.." He said it in his most 'loving' remembering tone. Axel just shook his head, shutting the door. "So.. What to do about these plants?"
To be continued..
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Me: Okay, so it could have been better. But I was running low on sleep. X-x
Marluxia: -cries-
