Chapter Three. Enjoy! Don't own HM.

Miley and Lilly enter the doorway, and slouch down on the couch.

"I can't believe she didn't fire us," said Miley, "She said that the janitor would clean it up, and I still feel bad…"

Oliver walks in with a mop, his cherry colored face covered in sushi.

"Not anymore!!!" Lilly exclaims, busting out laughing.

"Not…funny…" said Oliver, "I think a piece of yellowtail slithered down my back!!"

"I aint getting that…" Miley, gets up and walks over to the fridge.

"You got any tongs..?" Oliver asks, trying to reach for it.

"Regular, or sterilized?"

"Sterilized is good…" Oliver said, "Oh! It's in my underwear!!!"

"Lilly, you get it!"

"Heh heh, no! I just washed my hands, thank you very much."

"Here's a tip Oliver, buy a pet monkey, and then get him to do it…"

The ice cream truck song plays from outside.

"Welp, that's our cue!" Lilly says, "C'mon, Miley!"

"Wait! Aren't you Lactose intolerant?" Oliver says.

"Your point is?"

"Why are you going??"

"I-I think I heard my mother calling me!! COMING MOTHER!"

"Oh, ok." Oliver said, "Hey wait!"

An opening door knocks him down, and Miley looks down at him.

"Oops! Sorry, Oliver." Miley says, opening the door and walking towards the counter.

"You came back to help?" Oliver asks, sitting up.

"Nope! Forgot my lotion! See ya! I'm going tanning!"

"Ok, ok. I'll just hang here…" Oliver replies, Standing up by the door again.

Miley opens the door and hits Oliver again.

"Uh, where's Lilly?"

"She's not here, that's for sure!" Oliver says.

"Ok, ok Oliver." Said Miley, shutting the door again. Oliver stands up.

The door opens, yet slamming Oliver once again.

"Are you sure? 'Cause I think I just saw her!!"

"NO! SHE'S NOT HERE!!!!"

"Ok!" Miley says

The door opens again, slamming Oliver.

"WHAT NOW?!"

"You wanna come?"

"Sure, why not?" Oliver sarcastically says.

Miley and Oliver walk down to the beach, and see Lilly, behind a magazine. She thought they had walked past, but they hadn't, and were right behind her.

Lilly laughs, pulling down the magazine. "Whoa! That was way too easy!"

"Ahem."

"…Or not…"

Lilly turns around.

"Hey guys. According to this magazine, red's the new black!"

"According to Oliver, some blonde girl's about to have it real bad!"

Oliver was behind Miley. Miley steps aside, to Oliver's piercing red skin, and angered gaze.

"I saw that coming from a mile away."

"Yeah, and while he chases you, I'll be over here, safe and sound, sipping on a smoothie, and watching the festivities." Miley says

Miley walks over to the counter, and says to Jackson, "Hey."

"What'll it be?" He asks

"The usual…" Miley said, fixed eyes on the chase.

Jackson pulls up a smoothie with a tinted color of goopy green.

"I said the usual, Jackson!"

"Yeah, I usually don't care. So I just gave you whatever I came up with."

Miley dumps it on his head and walks away.

Jackson takes a taste. "Hmm. Needs more salt…"

Oliver walks over.

"Hey, can I have some of that?"

"Sure." Jackson says, pouring him a glass.

Oliver drinks some, and starts coughing.

"What'd you put in this?!"

"Uh…salt, pepper, paprika, sugar…oh yeah, and sushi…"

Oliver laughs. "Oh, for a second there, I thought you said su-su….uh….."

Oliver faints.

"I—I need something to drink!!!!" Lilly yelps. Jackson gives her the special drink.

Lilly gulps some down, and spits it out soon after. "WHAT IS THIS?!"

"My secret special smoothie!"

"Oh………………tangy!!!"

Miley walks over to Lilly, who looks like she has a green milk mustache, a fainted Oliver, and Jackson, who waves at her.

"Yeah, I don't want to know…"

End of chapter three. I cracked up, writing this. I'm going to post chapter four soon, tomorrow, or into the week. Au Reviour, readers!