Viva Las Vegas!

By dark-angel-rising

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Well, lets get this show on the road. Oh yeah, this chapter is all about the hikaris! Yay! -! Puts up lifesize Ryou poster.

THIS IS IMPORTANT!

Baka – with the hikaris

Baka – with the yamis

It had been almost a week, and the hikaris were now absolutely positive something was wrong. All the signs were there. Yami had not called Yugi at all, though he normally did at least three times a day, Marik hadnt called Malik asking how the toilet works again, and Ryou found Bakuras anti-phychotic pills stuffed into the lining of a throw pillow. Something was terribly wrong. Like the earth splitting open and all the demons of hell coming out and wreaking havoc and destruction wrong.

This time of darkness and confusion brought the hikaris closer together. Now they spent their free time at Ryou's house watching the news and hoping that their yami's didn't do anything stupid.

"Where could they be?" Asked Yugi, wringing his hands and holding a cold compress to his head. Ryou came out of the kitchen and handed the smaller boy a valium and a glass of cool water.

"I don't know, but wherever they are, I'm sure they're not in too much trouble. They're quite resourceful you know."

"Almost there…" Marik grunted, scooping out more dirt from the hole that he made. Suddenly, a loud crack sounded through the cell. "NOOOOOOO!" the dark spirit cried, clutching to the broken plastic spork, hugging it tightly. "Good bye, my friend," He whispered, gently placing it in the thrash can. "Rest in peace."

"I'm more worried about Yami." Yugi said, taking the compress off. "He's so defenceless! I bet that Marik and Bakura have tortured him senseless. Did you know that I have to tell him a bedtime story, sing a lullaby, and check in the closet, and under the bed for monsters before his can fall asleep?"

"There's no place like home… there's no place like home… there's no place like home… DAMMIT! This doesn't work! I just wanna go home!" Yami cried, curling up in a fetal position again.

"I'm so tired… And I'm so hungry… And sooo cold… And I want Yugi to tell me about the sexy powerful pharaoh… that's my favorite story… when I grow up, I wanna be just like him."

Ryou scowled. "Bakura wouldn't do that! He's very kind when he doesn't think anyone is looking. I saw him once getting a cat out of a tree. And did you know that he has a diary? He writes in in everyday.

DeaR DiaRY,

IvE NeVEr hAd sO muCh fUN iN a lOnG tiMe. I kiLLEd FiVE pplE TodaY AlReAdY! ThiS iS THE BEsT vaCatioN eVer!

BakUra

p.S. I wiSh There weRe mORe caTs iN VegAs. ThaT One TimE I mAde cAt sTEw For rYOU wAs niCE, And He rEaLLy LikED iT.

"Well what about Marik? I mean, he's like a little kid. When he first came around, I had to dress him and change his diapers. I cant just forget about him! He's my baby!" Malik said, pulling out his wallet and starting to look through all the pictures of Marik. In over-sized baby clothes, one of him looking through Rishid's Playboy with a really confused look on his face, one of him holding the Millenium Rod over his head and grinning maniacally(sp?)…

Malik smiled fondly, hugging the pictures.

"I want my mommy. I want my mommy. I want my mommy. I want my mommy…" Marik kept whimpering over and over curled up in a corner rocking back and forth on the balls of his feet. The security guard, who was quite bored came up to the cell.

"Do you miss your mother?" He asked. Marik nodded in response, then got up and pulled out his wallet.

"There's Mommy!" He exclaimed, showing the security guard a picture of Ishizu, Rishid, Malik and himself.

"That's your mother? She looks so young! Is the tall man your father? " He said, pointing to Ishizu and Rishid. Marik made a face. "Ishizu? No she's not my mommy! She probably is someones Mommy though, that slut-bag… And Rishid isnt my daddy. I don't have a daddy. Rishid is just my servant. He used to be my slave, but then the government guys came over and told me that forcing him to wash all my dirty underwear and making him wrap himself in aluminium foil so I can watch tv better was bad so I cant do that anymore But I bet he's isn't anyones daddy. Girls dont like the tatoo an his face. No, see, that's my mommy!" He pointed to Malik, smiling childishly.

The security guard (who was quite overweight) passed out in the floor.

Malik sighed sadly, as Yugi and Ryou both hugged him gently. "I just hope that where ever he is, he's alright." He whispered softly

I was inspired to write today. Actually I wrote this all in like, an hour. Anywaysies, please review! Oh yeah, and I dont have anything against Ishizu, in fact she's one of my favorite characters, just I really wanted Marik to say that.

DAR