Viva Las Vegas!
By dark-angel-rising
REVIEWS!
YAY! So many!
AnimeLoverAngel – I could totally see that happening though! Besides, he acts like the biggest baby!
ladyvella42 – Well, you know what they say! Classics are by far the best! Uh, who says that again? Anyway, to your demand, the readers shall get more! strikes weird pose ………. WTF! I don't get it! WAAAHH! Im so stupid! Sorry. Extremely moody.
Yugi's Light Keeps Me Pure – Oh you flatter me! I was kind of stuck on what I should write, and then I had the brilliant idea to have the hikaris in for a chapter! I'm really pleased with how this chapter turned out.
Dragonlupine - crying rivers from all the praise thank you so much! I love it when people praise me. I'm reading this book that shows the negative side of the zodiac, and it says that I'm an ego-maniac with a me-complex the size of Texas. Its so true, its sad. Thank you once again!
Calli Maxwell – Really? The diary was not that long… whatever, as long as people read my stories, Im thoroughly happy… though I'd feel better if I had some money…
MysticDragon1691 – I love scaring parents! Its my favorite past-time ever! Thanks for reviewing! Don't scare your mom too much though, she might send you to the psycho ward. And the nurses there are mean! But you get to eat mac and cheese! But the nurses are still really mean.
Meowzy-chan – I'm so happy you liked it! I really wanted to write Rishid in this chapter because I totally forgot about him! Anyway, thanks so much for the review!
PrepMassacre – I love making Marik sound like a little kid! It's so fun!
Hanyou101 – Wow, these are really great ideas! Hmm… should Marik poke the guard or get the keys…? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What kind of question is that! wipes away tear no really?
Darka-Chan – oh, but that would be giving away the ending! Tehe… by the way, I love your stories!
silvana del valle – Stop stop, you're making me blush!
The inspiration to write today hit me like the brick that hit me today.
CHAPTER 7 OF VIVA LAS VEGAS!
Bakura sighed, before polishing off the last of the six pack. Now that that was out of his system, he decided to go do something productive. For once.
Humming the Mission Impossible theme, he landed stealthily outside the jail and began his thorough search for his occasional partner in crime. Using his uber-awesome powers of Yami-ness he found Marik's cell and peeked in. The sight made him sweatdrop. Lying outside the cell, within an arm's reach was a fat security guard, obviously uncoscious, and hanging off his belt in a particularly unconcealing way was a thing of keys. Sitting by the door and oblivious to his chance at freedom, was Marik. The blonde Egyptian was happily telling the man about his mommy and how they would always go and try and prank the Pharaoh and how after that they would go to the grocery store and he would ride the mechanical horse out front until they had to leave.
"And then, if I'm good Mommy lets me throw stuff at Ishizu and go through Rishid's porn collection. He caught me once. Hehe! That was funny!"
Bakura rolled his eyes, grumbling about brainless idiots with porcupine hair and messsed up fashion sense. (AN: I kid. I love Marik's clothes. Kisa: You love his boxers too. DAR: WTF!)
"Yo Marik!" He snapped. "Get your ass off the floor and get the keys, you dumbass." Said dumbass looked up quickly and smiled absent-mindedly at Bakura.
"Oh, hey, there, Baku-chan-san-suke! Are you here to visit me? I hope you brought fruitcake, cuz I like fruitcake. Do you like fruitcake? I hope you like fruitcake, you bastard cuz if you don't I'll slice you with my spork and feed you to my pet rock." He giggled again, then began to roll on the floor, with a dumb smile on his face. Bakura sweatdropped again.
"You, are loosing it pal."
After Marik finished his little episode, he managed to follow Bakura's instructions and opened the cell door, and got outside. Once his feet touched the dirt, he screamed in a voice that probably woke someone up in Los Angeles.
"FREEDOM!" He screamed, running around in a circle. Bakura growled and grabbing the laughing and crowing psycho he ran across the grounds cursing his awful luck at knowing someone like this.
Meanwhile…
Yami was wandering the streets, following the trail of death and destruction to look for Bakura. He wasn't having very much luck. As he was walking along a particularly dark street, he felt something touch his shoulder. Squeaking like a mouse whose just been stepped on(AN: I did that once. Squeaked that is.) As he turned around, he saw a woman dressed in scanty clothes with platinum blonde hair, an obsene amount of makeup on her face, and a huge mole on her chin.
"Hey, cutie, wanna have some fun?" She asked, winking suggestively.
"Eh? EH? EEHH!" He gasped out, his eyes the sie of dinner plates. She giggled. "Aw, don't be shy…" She didn't get to finish as the former Pharaoh turned around and ran away as fast as he could.
So anyway…
Bakura was absolutely exhausted after having to lug a delirious Marik all the way back to the hotel. The Egyptian was currently crying in the closet over the loss of his precious lion. Bakura rolled his eyes as more noisy sobs, followed by the honking sound of a nose being blown sounded through the room. He was about to order dinner when the Pharaoh stumbled into the room, pale and shaking in terror. After getting his breath back, he told Bakura and Marik, (who came out of the closet)(AN: You all wish.) what happened to him. The two stared blankly at him, niether saying a word. The former Pharaoh stared incrediously at them.
"I was sexually harassed!"
Author's Note –
Bah! Painfully short, but at least I posted SOMETHING! The ending sucked too. I just couldn't get it out right. sob Since summer is coming pretty soon, I should have more time to write, provided I manage to pass Spanish and Algebra and stay out of summer school. Hehe…. -
This chapter is dedicated to Reno, of Final Fantasy: Advent Children. Why? Because he, Sephiroth, Kadaj, Vincent, and Yazoo are the coolest characters. Cloud would be too if he would just pull his head out of his ass and smile and enjoy battle once in a while.
Hmm… What else….
Oh! I'm probably going to start a new fic sometime real soon, so please look forward to it. I probably wont be Yu-Gi-Oh, because I haven't had many good ideas for a story that wasn't comedy, but you never know. Sometimes those cursed plot bunnies attack you , and the plot bunny repellant isn't available.
Insanely Yours Until the Apocalypse, (that's sometime next month by the way)
DAR