Viva Las Vegas!
By dark-angel-rising
Many thanks to: Calli Maxwell, Anime Princess Sarah, Landi McClellan, flamescythe, AnimeLoverAngel, Hanyou101, and moonlightning3
Dun dun dun dun! TEH EPILOGUE!
It had been nearly a month after the yamis trip to Las Vegas, and all was well in Domino once again. Well, being that the old ladies were being terrorized by white-haired lunatics again, and lame and reduntant heart-of-the-cards speeches were heard echoing through the streets.
The three yami's often looked back fondly on their adventure, though Marik still had little episodes of hysteria whenever he was away from Malik, and Yami's fear of the dark got a lot worse. Also it seemed like Bakura developed an abnormally large twitch whenever someone said eggs. Ryou was seriously considering drugging him and dragging his uncoscious body to the doctor.
Yugi and Yami were once again, skipping through the streets, defeating all the evil-doers until Evil People Inc. was forced to send some confused vampire named Incognito who tried to shoot them with an antique gatling gun but shot himself instead and was later arrested for indecent exposure, seeming as he was gallivanding around the town naked. When interviewed, the spokesperson for Evil People Inc. confessed that they sent him only because he had a habit of running through the hallways screaming 'Incognitoooo-o-o-o!' And they found that annoying. Also he was exceptionally ugly with a weird shaped head.
Also, all six of them had all been avoiding a certain CEO like the plague. After returning to Domino, Seto found out that Mokuba bought a candy store (again) and was on a severe sugar-high for five days straight, during which he trashed Kaiba Manor, crashed Seto's Blue-Eyes Chopper, and volunteered Seto for a musical. Suffice to say that being anywhere near Kaiba would mean a slow and pain-filled death including something along the lines of retarded chickens, fish guts, and a very, very depraved walrus.
And though Marik had been quite curious at first, seeing as he is rather slow and not all there in the head, but in the end, they all stayed FAR away.
2:07 P.M. or so the clock says…
Marik was lounging around on the couch, watching anime and drinking beer from a sippy cup while his mommy made him a BLT in the kitchen. Suddenly the window behind him opened revealing a messy-haired but thoroughly excited Bakura.
"Look what I found, Marik!" He screamed, using his uber awesome powers to make Malik fall into a terribly convenient temporary plot hole. (A/N: Actually those are my powers, but I'm in the story only as the spokesperson for EP Inc.)
"What is it?" Marik asked, cocking his head like a dog. Bakura grinned and pulled out three tickets with the words 'New York City, New York' trinted on them.
"I heard Ryou and Yugi talking about a convention and when he left to go to work I swiped these from his desk!" He grabbed Marik's hand and dragged him out of the house, "C'mon, we're getting the Pharaoh and going to New York!"
Dun dun dun dun! Evil theme song! Is that a sequel that I smell?
Kisa: No, that's your lunch burning on the stove.
DAR: CRAP! runs downstairs
Kisa: Well, I do believe this is the end. Please don't hesitate to review!
p.s. Incognito isn't mine. He belongs to Pioneer, and they can keep him. I don't want him and his deformed head.
DAR