Author's note: If you guys aren't that familiar with the actual show, they have a lot of clips of several of the games they play up on Youtube. Just search for 'Whose Line' and you'll get most of the results.
Episode One: Part Two
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The crowd cheered and clapped as the show came back from its first commercial break. The camera panned around the audience before focusing on the host.
"Welcome back to 'Whose Line is it, Anyway?', the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Hey, if you're keeping score, I pity you." The audience laughed at the quick joke. "Because the points are useless."
"Then why do you hand them out?" Demyx called out from his chair.
"Because if I didn't, all I'd do is sit behind this desk and do absolutely nothing." SSBFreak replied.
"Ya do that anyway, though." Dingodile said with a chuckle, getting a laugh from the crowd.
SSBFreak gave a quick laugh. "Alright, let's go onto the next game. This is one of my favourite games from the actual show. It's called 'Two-Line Vocabulary'. This one's for Waluigi, Demyx and Skidd." After hearing their names, the three performers stood up and walked down to the center platform. "Here's how the game works. These guys are going to act out a scene, but Waluigi and Skidd are only allowed to say two different lines throughout the entire scene, but Demyx can say whatever he wants."
"Waluigi, your lines are 'That's impossible' and 'Could you repeat that?'." Waluigi nodded.
"Skidd, your lines are 'What are we doing again?' and 'Are we all gonna die?'." Skidd stood in silence with an unusual look on his face.
"Okay, here's the scene." SSBFreak said as he read one of his cards. "Demyx is an archeologist leading an expedition into the desert, while Waluigi and Skidd are the men assisting him." He read. "Remember those two lines, guys. That's all you're allowed to say. Okay, Demyx. You can start whenever you're ready."
Demyx took a deep breath. "Okay, guys. I guess we can take a break from our walking, now." He said.
"What are we doing again?" Skidd asked.
"You must have forgotten. We're trying to find the pyramid of an old Pharaoh to find an artifact inside." Demyx explained.
Waluigi swallowed once, pretending that he was out of breath. "Could you repeat that?" He asked.
"I don't blame you for not paying attention. It IS scorching hot out here in the desert and you guys are probably exhausted." Demyx said.
"Are we all gonna die?" Skidd asked worriedly.
"No. Don't worry. We've got plenty of water and that should last us until we get what we need from the pyramid."
"That's impossible." Waluigi sighed.
"It won't be if we ration our water." Demyx assured. "Now come on. Let's set up camp and get some rest. We'll set out first thing in the morning."
"That's impossible." Waluigi warned.
"Why is it impossible?" Demyx asked, slightly annoyed. "Are you a heavy sleeper or something? Will it be incredibly hard for us to get your lazy behind out of bed in the morning?"
"Could you repeat that?" Waluigi asked in a slightly-angry tone.
"You heard me the first time!" Demyx shouted. "I think you're an incredibly-lazy man! Why, you've only been carrying one-fifth of the luggage we have!"
Waluigi pretended to lift something experimentally. "That's impossible!"
"Look, just drop it, okay?!" Demyx said. "We don't need to waste precious energy arguing!"
Skidd, whom was standing aside the whole time, looked around for a few seconds. "What are we doing again?" He asked, getting a loud laugh from the crowd.
Demyx stood in silence. "Uh…Um…Oh, yeah! We were going to set up camp for the night."
"Are we all gonna die?" Skidd asked again.
"That's impossible." Waluigi assured.
"Yes, that's right. There aren't any vicious creatures in these parts of the desert at this hour." Demyx nodded. "You don't need to worry about it."
"Could you repeat that?" Waluigi asked.
"I wasn't talking to you!" Demyx pointed out. "Now let's get some rest. We'll get up and continue in the morning."
"That's impossible." Waluigi warned.
"Don't start again!!" Demyx shouted.
"Are we all gonna die?"
"SOMEONE is if he keeps this up!" Demyx told Skidd. The audience laughed.
"That's impossible." Waluigi chuckled.
"It's not as impossible as you might think!" Demyx shouted.
"Care to repeat that?!" Waluigi said threateningly.
"I said that it's not as impossible as you think!" Demyx snapped. "Are you deaf or something?!"
Waluigi motioned towards his pointed elf ears and chuckled. "That's impossible." He said, earning a laugh from the crowd.
"Okay, that's it! You want to start something?!" Demyx shouted, approaching Waluigi, only to have Skidd hold him back.
"What are we doing, again?" Skidd warned.
Demyx took a deep breath. "You're right. We're just under a lot of stress. Let's get to rest and we'll feel better in the morning so we can enter that pyramid."
"Are…Are we all gonna die?" Skidd asked.
"No. Don't worry. That pyramid is filled with dead things. There isn't anything alive in there." Demyx assured. "We won't even be in there that long. We just need to go in, grab the treasure and go out again."
Waluigi counted his fingers for a couple of seconds. "That's-"
"It's not impossible!!" Demyx cut Waluigi off. "We just REALLY need to hurry once we get in there!!"
Waluigi grabbed his leg in pain. "That's impossible!"
"I'm not buying it THIS time, pal!" Demyx shouted.
Skidd stood in silence. "Uh…What are we doing, again?"
SSBFreak hit the buzzer a couple of times, signaling the game's end. The audience cheered as the three performers returned to their seats, where Dingodile was laughing and clapping as well.
"A thousand points to Waluigi on that one." SSBFreak said. "I've never seen Demyx that mad, before."
"Say the same line enough times and anyone'll crack." Dingodile chuckled.
"I can see why they didn't do that game much on the original show." Demyx noted flatly, granting him a laugh from the audience.
"Well, you guys will like this one. This next game is a game called Party Quirks." SSBFreak said as Waluigi, Demyx and Skidd reached under their chairs and pulled out three cards. "Dingodile, you're going to be the host of a party, while Waluigi, Demyx and Skidd are the guests. However, each of the guests has been given a strange quirk or identity that Dingodile has to guess."
As SSBFreak was giving his explanation, the three 'guests' looked at what they would be doing on their cards. Everyone stood up and walked down to the stage, Dingodile staying on the main platform and everyone else lining up just off the left side of it.
"Start the party whenever you want, Dingodile." SSBFreak said. "I'll just bring everyone in with the doorbell one at a time."
Dingodile paced back and forth a couple of times. "Ah hope everythin's ready fer the party." He mused aloud.
SSBFreak pressed a button on his desk, resulting in a doorbell sound. Dingodile walked over to where everyone was and pretended to open a door, letting the first guest, Waluigi, in.
"Heya, pal! Welcome!" Dingodile greeted.
"Hey, thanks for-" Waluigi said as he stepped onto the platform, then promptly slipped, shooting his leg into the air and landing on his back. As he did, the words 'WALKING ON ICE' appeared on the cameras. The audience laughed.
"Uh…Can Ah help ya up?" Dingodile asked as he helped Waluigi to his feet.
"Oh. Thanks." Waluigi said. He took another step and slipped again, once again ending up on the floor. Waluigi stood up by himself this time, but once again fell down. He started crawling forward, but slipping again and falling flat on his face. The audience cheered.
"Uh…The tapioca dip is just over there." Dingodile said as SSBFreak rung the doorbell again. Dingodile answered the 'door' and let Demyx in. "Hey, Demyx! How's everythin' goin?"
Demyx, with a sour look on his face, crept around Dingodile, not taking his eyes off him. As he did, the words 'THINKS DINGODILE IS UTTERLY REPULSIVE' appeared on the cameras. The audience laughed and cheered.
"What…Seems to be the problem?" Dingodile asked.
"Get away from me!" Demyx snapped, backing away, bumping into Waluigi at the same time. Waluigi tripped again and fell over. He sighed and started trying to get up again.
"Ah…Am SO glad Ah invited you." Dingodile said, an eyebrow raised.
"Yeah? That makes ONE of us!" Demyx snapped back.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang again. Dingodile took one last look at Demyx and answered it, revealing Skidd. "Oh, hey Skidd!" He greeted.
Skidd spread his wings and started moving around the platform, as if he were a plane. The words 'SERIES OF PLANES GETTING SHOT DOWN' was shown on the cameras, giving the audience a laugh. Skidd made a few plane noises as he 'flew' around Dingodile a few times. Suddenly, Skidd made a machine gun noise, followed by an explosion noise.
Waluigi was now on his feet and was taking small steps towards Dingodile. However, Demyx passed by.
"What was I thinking when I accepted that invitation!" Demyx shouted as he pushed Waluigi in the shoulder, making him slip again.
"Oy! You stop that!" Dingodile scolded as he stepped forward. "That's no way ta treat someone while he's walking on ice!"
The crowd cheered as SSBFreak hit the buzzer again. Waluigi laughed, got up and retreated back to his chair. As he left, Dingodile turned to Demyx. Skidd buzzed around for a few more seconds before pretending to get shot down again.
"You…Are my angry neighbor, that's what you are." Dingodile guessed.
"Nope." SSBFreak replied from his desk.
Dingodile cast a glance at Demyx again. The nobody turned away, making a disgusted face and backed away again.
"Yer…Yer…Oh! Ya think Ah'm totally disgusting!" Dingodile said.
"Ah, close enough." SSBFreak said as he hit the buzzer. Demyx finally dropped his angry act and went back to his seat. This left Skidd alone on the platform with Dingodile.
"Are you a malfunctioning model airplane?" Dingodile asked.
"Close, but not close enough." SSBFreak replied.
Skidd, in an attempt to get Dingodile to guess, continued to 'fly' around until making an explosion noise. He then rushed back over to where he had stepped onto the platform and came in as a brand new airplane.
"Yer a bunch of airplanes repeatedly getting shot down!" Dingodile realized.
"Yes!" SSBFreak said as he hit the buzzer several times, ending the game. Skidd patted Dingodile on the back as the two of them went back to their seats. The crowd cheered for the performers.
In the meantime, SSBFreak looked at the camera. "We'll be right back with more 'Whose Line is it, Anyway?'!" He said. "Don't go away!"
To be continued…