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Chapter 2: Obsession
So you want to know how you court a goddess hmm? Alright, I'll tell you what I did.
After that day when my life truly began, I spent every single day throwing various things into the pond. Apples, flowers, ore, all types of vegetables I grew on the farm, eggs, a bottle of milk, a Harvest Sprite… yep, if you can find it in this town, I threw it in the pond.
She liked everything I gave her. She especially liked the things that I grew on my farm, so I made sure to throw a few of those in every day. Then she would ask me what I wished for. Want to know my response? Of course you do!
I said, "Nothing. I just wanted to visit you."
She always smiled at this response. I didn't want to use her for petty things like changing the weather or getting some girl to fall in love with me. I just wanted to look at her beautiful goddess body and revel in the glow the emanated from her. There was nothing better in the world than her perfect smile. I especially liked it when she smiled because of me.
There was something about her that made me want to be the best farmer that I could be. Whenever I wasn't at her pond I was running around making sure that I shipped every type of thing I could find. I always had the pedometer on me to keep track of how much I was walking. Every once in a while I would hear her voice out of nowhere congratulating me on walking so much. Oh yeah, she likes a guy who can walk!
During that time I shipped all sorts of things. I grew every vegetable on my land that I could buy seeds for in the store. I went and mined up every type of ore that ever existed. I fished every type of fish in town, including those big fat ones that everyone called legendary. There was nothing legendary about them; they were just fat.
One day after realizing that I had shipped every type of thing that existed in Mineral Town, the shipper asked me how I did it. I only had one response to that.
"I was inspired."