Chapter Two:

Sandpaw Gets MAD, Spottedleaf and Silverstream's Cat Fight, and Graystripe Tries Cheese.

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Sandpaw: So, Spotty, why were you like busy with Fire-whatsit?

Spottedleaf: Because...

Sandpaw: I See...WHY DO YOU KEEP NEGLECTING ME!

Spottedleaf: I Don't neglect you.

Sandpaw: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (cries)

Spottedleaf: dont throw a tantrum.

Sandpaw: (Gets Real Mad) I WILL THROW A TANTRUM IF I WANT TO! NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS ABOUT IT! (stomps out)

(LATER IN THE FOREST)

Silverstream: Graystripe is so much hotter than that Fire-whatsit of yours.

Spottedleaf: NO!

Silverstream: YES!

Spottedleaf: NO!

Silverstream: YES! (slaps Spotty)

Spottedleaf: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

Silverstream: OH YES I DID!

Spottedleaf: -slaps Silvy-

(Both get into a "cat fight")

(BACK AT CAMP)

Fireheart: Just try it. -forces cheese towards Graystripe's mouth-

Graystripe: NO!

Fireheart: Its good! OPEN YOUR MOUTH! HERE COMES A DRAGONFLY!

Graystripe: YUMMY! DRAGONFLY!

Fireaheart: -pushes cheese into graystripe's mouth-

Graystripe: That's a yucky tasting dragonfly. -spits-

Fireheart: GROSS MAN!

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