Planning For The Wedding, Whoz Da Best Tom, and The Bridal Shower

WOO WOO WOO:) LEZ GET THIS PARTY STARTED:3

Spottedleaf and Fireheart woke up in Spottedleaf's den. They looked at each other, with smiles on thier faces.

"Morning, babe!" yawned Spottedleaf. She got up out of bed. She put on a miniskirt and a tanktop. She slipped on flipflops. Fireheart put on like, those kinda shorts that guys wear, and a t-shirt. Than he took off the t-shirt.

"Spotty do I have to wear a shirt? All the other toms don't wear shirts!" complained Fireheart.

"Babe, can you just like wear the like top to the like wedding planner place, than when we like come back you can like take it like off? Hows that like sound?" asked Spottedleaf.

"Okay," Fireheart sighed. He put on a shirt, but this time it was one of those white tank top thingys that guys wear. He put on a hat that said "ThunderClan Lions." They walked to Spottedleaf's car, and than they drove off towards "Yellowfang's Wedding Planner" in ShadowClan territory. They jumped out and went into the place. They sat in a highly scented purple fluffy room. Yellowfang walked in wearing a suit skirt thingamabobber.

"Hello!" mewed Yellowfang. "Spottedleaf and Fireheart? What a lovely couple. I expect that I'll probably be seeing kits from you two soon? But lets get off that subject. Anyway. Lets look at uhh...rooms reserved at Highstones for yout wedding ceremony." Yellowfang reached into the bookshelf and pulled out "Highstones Wedding Rooms" She set it in front of them. Spottedleaf and Fireheart looked through it.

"What a lovely room!" exclaimed Spottedleaf, looking at the tall one with stained glass windows.

"You like that one?" asked Yellowfang. "Raggedstar and I were married in there. It brings back so many fine memories. Are you going to take that room?"

"Yes," mewed Fireheart. Spottedleaf smiled and nodded.

"Good, now lets look at available StarClan preachers. We have Redtail, and Lionheart," mewed Yellowfang.

"I think we'll go with Redtail," answered Spottedleaf, a little too quickly.

"Good choice," Yellowfang laughed. "Lionheart is available always if Redtail can't make it. I'll make an appointment for tux fittings, best mans tuxs, etc., and a dress fitting for you and your bridesmades. Also for cake tasting. All we have to do now is pick a reception room." She took out another book: RECEPTION ROOMS IN THUNDERCLAN TERRITORY. Spottedleaf and Fireheart skimmed through it. They found one right outside Fourtrees.

"We like this one," mewed Spottedleaf. Yellowfang nodded.

"So I'll call you when i get your appointmets for tuxs dresses, and cake! Thanks for planning with Yellowfang!" meowed Yellowfang. Spottedleaf and Fireheart smiled. They left, taking a guest list and announcement board at Fourtrees. In the car, they sat down and started filling out the lists and things. They drove through Fourtrees. On the board lay posted this:

WEDDING!

Groom: Fireheart Bride: Spottedleaf

Best Man: Graystripe Maid of Honor: Sandpaw

Groomsmen: Bridesmaids:

Ravenpaw Mistyfoot

Whitestorm Silverstream

GUESTS:

ALL ARE WELCOME:3

They drove home.

LATER

Graystripe and Fireheart were hanging out by the river wearing nothing but shorts, talking.

"WHOZ DA BEST MAN!" screamed Fireheart. "WHOZ DA BEST MAN! WHOZ DA BEST MAN!"

"Fireheart...i think we've had enough!" sighed Graystripe.

"WHOZ DA BEST MAN!" screeched Fireheart. "WHOZ DA BEST MAN! WHOZ DA BEST MAN!"

"Thats it you stupid ginger tom!" yowled Graystripe. He picked up Fireheart, wacked him at a tree, and through him in a river. Fireheart was drunk...so he ended up laughing.

THE NEXT WEEK

All the she-cats that were part of the bridal party were all dancing around in thier underwear...top and bottom of course singing "Hollaback Girl"

"Few times I been around that track cuz uhmm...SPOTTEDLEAF I FOREGET THE WORDS!" yowled Mistyfoot.

"WHO FLIPPIN CARES! SUCKS 4U!" screamed Spottedleaf. Eating icecream. "TIME FOR MY PRESENTS!" Sandpaw stuck hers in Spottedleaf's face first. She opened Sandpaw's preasent.

"OHH! BON JOVI!! YAY! I DONT HAVE THE CROSSROAD CD! THANX FOR GETTING IT, SANDPAW!" She pulled out a new cooking apron that had the Have a nice Day album cover on it. It said. 'I'm the chef. If you don't like my food than HAVE A NICE DAY!'

"Thanx Sandpaw!" she mewed.

"You're welcome, sista from anotha motha!" mewed Sandpaw. She opened Mistyfoot's gift next. She pulled out a new robe, and night silk dress.

"Thanks! MISTYFOOT!" smiled Spottedleaf. Finally she picked Silverstream's preasent. She opened it and there was a new set of silk bedcovers.

"THANX SILVY!" mewed Spottedleaf. They speant the rest of the night partying in thier underwear and eating ice cream and singing "Hollaback Girl"

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