Fryer and Spice
Flamers, Reviewers, and Die-Hard-Fans:
HIYA!
here is the chapter you've all been waiting for...Fireheart and Spottedleaf getting bound in holy matrimony...or will they...will something happen to tear them apart?!?!?!? HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BRAMBLECLAWS BABE
Chapter Five:
Cheescake and Orlandobloompaw
Spottedleaf awoke. Dammit...she thaught Today is my wedding day...She smiled, and laughed.
"This could be a good thing," Spottedleaf grinned. Sandpaw came walking in just as Spottedleaf put a waffle in the toaster.
"Like, hey spotty!!!" Sandpaw mewed.
"Like, hey sandy!!!" Spottedleaf mewed. "We gots to get to like Fourtrees where I am going to get my like wedding dress, lets like, GO!" Spottedleaf and Sandpaw hopped into the convertable. Silverstream and Mistyfoot would come off of R 15, the gorge way. It seemed as if every cat was preparing for the marriage of Fireheart and Spottedleaf. At Fourtrees...Spottedleaf began having a mental breakdown.
"YELLOW CAKE?" she screamed into the phone. "I WANTED CHEESECAKE YOU PIECE OF BOLOGNA!" she growled. "AHHH OUT OF CHEESECAKE? NO ONE IS EVER OUT OF CHEESECAKE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she yowled and shut the phone. Sandpaw was already dressed in her sleevless blue dress, with a bow around the center, and some bluebells, babys breath, violets, and white roses.
"Like, Spotty, Yellowfang like wants you, like to like get your like dress like on," mewed Sandpaw, futzing with the silky trim under her arm.
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The organist played the traditional "Here comes The Bride." Every cat turned to see a beautiful, smiling Spottedleaf walking down the aisle. She took Fireheart's hand, and everyone sat.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this tom, and this she-cat in the bond of holy matirimony. If any cat objects that these two cats should be together, speak now, or forever hold your piece," Redtail began. Suddenly, an apprentice came running up the aisle. All the she-cats began to swoon. It was ORLANDOBLOOMPAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I OBJECT!" he yowled. "I want Spottedleaf, and she wants me, I LOVE YOU, HOTTIE LITTLE SPOTTY!" Spottedleaf was in Orlandobloompaw's arms in a second.
"Sorry, Firey...we just werent right together," Spottedleaf sighed, and was taken away through the roof as Orlandobloompaw magicly grew wings. Fireheart was sad to see her go, but then turned to Sandpaw, his eyes full of tears. Sandpaw's eyes were full of tears too. Sandpaw took Fireheart's paws, and she said sweet words.
"Fireheart...I love you," she cried as she choked back tears.
"Sandpaw, I love you too," mewed Fireheart. Bluestar magicly flew in
"YADDA YADDA YADDA..SANDPAWS NEW NAME IS SANDSTORM, AND DUSTPAWS NEW NAME IS DUSTPELT, DUSTPELT, SIT SANDSTORMS VIGIL FOR HER." mewed Bluestar. She flew out, and Sandpaw and Firestar were married...
the end of this chapter...yay. R&R. This is sorta continued into the next chapter, which is the reception.