Chapter Four
OFF!
Well, sorry about the misery I put you though when Anna Ruth was narrating. Yeah, I was asleep. Ok, well I don't know what happened so…yeah…can you fill me in? Yeah, thanks.
SHE DID WHAT?!? I am so going to have a "little" talk with her.
"ANNA RUTH!!!" I screamed (obviously).
Hiya! I'm Taylor. Anna Ruth and Lana are having a "talk". So I get to take over! Wow, this will be fun! Whahahahahaha! Whahahahahaha! Sorry.
OMG!!! "JACK!!!" I yelled looking for him frantically. "Jack!"
"What's wrong, love?" he answered extremely calm.
"I NEED YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!" I yelled, though he was right beside me.
"Ouch!" he said rubbing his ear. "Why do you need my autograph?"
"BECAUSE! You are Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"I think I am going to like you. You are one of a few people who actually call me Captain."
I ran up and hugged him. "I don't like you that much! OFF!" I wouldn't budge. "Why didn't you ask me for an autograph when you got here?"
"I forgot." I said simply.
He started walking, and I was still tightly hanging on. "WILL!!!" Jack yelled. "Will!"
"What?" Will said annoyed.
"Number one: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THIS LAST WEEK?" Jack said, well, kinda yelled.
"I…I…I was. I don't know. Why should I tell you?" Will retorted.
"Number two: Help me get this parasite off me!" Jack said pushing me away. They both pushed and pulled finally I let go.
Then they locked me in Lana's room. Ok…BORED!!! Oh, well.
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Ok! It's Lana again! Finally! Ok, so I straighten things out with Anna Ruth. She doesn't even like Jack! Oh, well.