Ugh. I'm sorry it took me awhile to get this out. School haunts me even in the summer. I go to a stupid private school and I get homework over the summer. HARD homework. There were originally six things I needed to do for homework. I have one remaining. THEN I went on a week long vacation and well… I don't have a laptop so I couldn't update. Really I am sorry… So I promise I will update when I can! Thanks for reviewing!

rockLeelover and 'A'lusy: I LOVE your ideas and I am so going to use them (since they are both kind of the same)! Thanks!

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What Sakura DIDN'T realize was that she had left Tenten's book in the room. Neji noticed this just after the door closed and was about to yell after the four, but for some reason he REALLY wanted to read it. All of it. Right that second.

So he picked up the book and snuck it under the covers of his bed. He covered himself and the book up and began to read...

This is gonna be good! he thought as he turned the page.

The page turned...

Dear bookie,

At this Neji stopped for a moment. Bookie? he thought. That is so Tenten. Afterall, he did know her better then the other Genin. Not MUCH better, but better none the less.

Dear bookie,

Hiiiiiiii... today I am happy! You know why? Because I am a happy person, that's why! I love life! ...OK, I'm not THAT happy... but still happy! Because Grandma Huifeng is coming for a visit tommorow! She is very wise and tells me ancient stories... I love it when she comes! She seems to have her own magical power, if that's possible. She's just so... DIFFERENT... in a good way. When I'm old, I wanna be just like her! Anyway, I'd better go! I have to help my parents prepare for her arrival!Bye!

Love always, Tenten

Neji closed the book. He didn't want anyone else seeing it. He would read ALL OF IT! Muahahahahhahahahahahha!

He didn't realize he was laughing out loud. VERY out loud. When he pushed the book under his pillow and pulled the covers off, he noticed Lee and Shikamaru standing over him.

"Uh..." he began.

"Um, Neji?" asked Lee very sweetly. "Do you maybe want us to schedule an appointment for you? You know, to talk to someone... like a psychiatrist?"

"I'm just gonna walk away..." Shikamaru said cautiously backing up.

"No, no!" Neji replied quickly. "It's ok, really, I'm fine! Heh heh..."

"You don't seem fine," Lee stated looking at Neji's psychotic grin.

"WAHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH!" That's when Neji lost it.

He started acting like a monkey and swung from the cieling all over the place. Then he randomly started chucking chicken nuggets at Shikamaru and Lee.

"THE HORROR!" Lee screamed with drama, falling to his knees.

Shikamaru just stood there like 'wtf?' and then walked out of the room.

By now the room was filled up to three feet tall with chicken nuggets from McDonald's. Yes, Neji was a McDonald's fan. A BIG McDonald's fan. Not that he would ever admit it. He was sooooooo anti Burger King. And he somehow had an endless supply of McDonald's chicken nuggets in his pocket at all times.

Lee was sobbing as he lay on the chicken nuggets. He began going up and up on the increasing amount of nuggets at a quicker and quicker speed.

THIS WAS SURELY THE END!

But then... out of nowhere...

came...

Shikamaru, the Burger King enthusiast!

"EAT THIS, SCUM!" Shikamaru shouted at the top of his lungs.

Then he began throwing chicken TENDERS at NEJI. Lee just lay there staring at them as if they were insane... which they were. His mouth humg open in shock.

The two enemies threw chicken wildly across the room! There were several injuries...

"FOR BURGER KING! GO TENDERS!" shouted Shikamaru as he hurled a six piece combo at Neji.

"FOR MCDONALD'S! GO NUGGETS!" Neji yelled in response and threw a four piece combo WITH FRIES at Shikamaru.

Poor Lee. Since his mouth was hanging open in shock, it was soon filled with chicken.His eyes popped out of head (not really, just got really big I mean) as he choked on the chicken. Within seconds he was buried in nuggets and tenders. WHO WOULD PREVAIL?

Back in room one, with Naruto, Kiba, and Shino...

"OOO AHH!... OOO AHH!" Naruto sang with a grin.

Kiba stretched out his arms and grinned as well as he sang. "ONLY AT MATRESS GIANT!"

"OOO AHH!" Shino finnished with no emotion at all.

"Aw, come on Shino, man!" Kiba turned to his quiet friend. "If we're EVER gonna fulfill our secret dreams to sing the 'matress giant' commercial on the radio you have to put more FEELING into it! Tryouts are in 2 DAYS!"

"Alright then, once more from the top!" Shino replied.

... Do you really want to hear this? ... OK, then I'll skip back to the nuggets and tenders fight...

Back in room three...

Now the room was filled to the ceiling with nuggets and tenders! But even though they were buried, Shika and Neji kept on tossing the chicken and... well...

The door burst open and the hallway began flooding with chicken. People screamed. Some jumped out the windows (this is only a one story hospital, people, so they did NOT die or even get hurt). Some ran and screamed. Some fell to the floor sobbing. Some actually began eating the chicken... hey, chicken floods don't happen every day you know! And it was FREE!

In room two Tenten and the old lady were buried and almost drowned in chicken, but then they began eating it and soon got some air.

In room three they stopped rehearsing for the matress giant tryouts and just fell to the floor eating the chicken as soon as the door burst open (yes, even Shino. People don't know this but he LOVES chicken).

The hospital flooded and lets just say all Konaha Genin were kicked out... and banned...

So they were rushed to the Suna (sand) hospital in an ambulence. Once they were in their rooms they laid down and waited for the doctor.

"Doctor IamOFF THECHAIN will be with you momentarily," the nurse told them and then left the room.

They were all in the same room this time. All glaring at Neji.

Suddenly the door creaked...

and in came...

...GAARA!

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You may or may not have heard of McDonald's and Burger King. It depends on where you live. Basically, they are fast food places. Some other examples are Wendy's, Hardees, Arby's (not really a fast food place but close), White Castle, Roy Rogers, ect. I wrote this because I thought there was NO DIFFERENCE between chicken nuggets and chicken tenders, but apparently there is, according to my cousin...
Also, you probably haven't heard it but that 'ooh ah, matress giant' thing was from a real commercial. I hear it where I live on the radio all the time. They sell matresses.