53 REVIEWS! I'm very happy right now. x3
Yes it was Mudclaw. You all get virtual Crowfeathers! x3 The StarClan and Dark Forest chapter! ENJOY!
Spottedleaf's Answering Machine
HI! It's Spottedleaf! If you're here to yell at me, GO AWAY or I'll haunt your dreams FOREVER until you're driven INSANE! Just ask Firestar.
Beeeeeeeep
Message One
It's Bluestar. I just wanted to remind you to stay away from Yellowfang's leftover sparrow from a week ago. Oakheart tried it and he's been sick since last night. We're all betting that she poisoned it.
Message Two
Spottedleaf. It's Firestar. Just wanted to ask you how we ended up being unhealthily obsessed with each other again. Yeah. I forgot.
Message Three
GET THAT FOUL THING AWAY FROM ME!
Message Four
SPOTTEDLEAF! I'M NOT YELLING! I'M JUST TALKING VERY LOUDLY, JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION. GET YOUR PAWS OFF FIRESTAR.
Message Five
And the squirrels lived happily ever after.
Silverstream's Answering Machine
Hiya. It's Silverstream. Leave a message after the beep!
Beeeeeeeeep
Message One
HA HA!
Message Two
HA!
Message Three
Hi Silverstream. It's Graystripe. Millie's been a bit over-enthusiastic lately. Hence the messages before mine. Anyway...can't you be a bit more accepting? Like Spottedleaf! Well...except for the whole haunting your dreams thing...Anyway...you're kind of dead and I'm kind of not, so yeah...we'll work it out once we're all gone, okay? Please?
Message Four
HI! MYNAMESMINNOWPAWWHOAREYOU?
(other voice) Great. Minnowpaw got hold of the chocolate again.
CANWEBEFRIENDSPLEASE?
Message Five
Spottedleaf. There's a StarClan meeting about the next huge prophecy. Stop by if you can. You're our best prophecy-delivery cat. And our only one...
Tigerclaw's Answering Machine
RAWR.
Beeeeep!
Message One
Tigerclawww...I'm LOST! I thought you said you were by the huge towering tree with the skull in the roots? I got there and YOU WEREN'T THERE!
Message Two
Hi Tigerclaw. Ittt'sssss FIRESTAR! How's it going?! HA! HAHA! I never get tired of laughing at you from UP HERE, where cats who LIVE are LIVING and LIVE in the LIVING FOREST. HAVE FUN!
Message Three
Hey. It's Goldenflower. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! If you were going to die couldn't you have come UP HERE and not way down there? THINK about your choices!
Message Four
Hi. It's Brambleclaw. I know I'm supposed to hate you and all but...couldn't you forgive me just a LITTLE? I'm getting a really low allowance...please?
Message Five
Hello. Do you remember me? That's right, it's your GUIDANCE COUNSELOR! I know it's been a long time, but are you still interested in becoming the figurative dancer you always wanted to be? Get back soon.
Thanks to all of you guys for reviewing:
Streamheart, Samishi Destiny, Kitari Crystal, Dana, Kewix, Grace of Masbolle, Tears of Squirrelflight, Fire-Water-Earth-Air-Time, Dancer of the Wind, and Elmfoot!
Remember to include requests!
Kitari Crystal: I write what I think is funny. Either something I came up with or something that happened to me or one of my friends that people would laugh about.
BEFORE INDEPENDENCE DAY! I ACTUALLY MET THE REQUIREMENTS!
Yeah. Just had to get that out there. I'm working on the Warriors Independence Day oneshot...
NEXT CHAPTER IS REQUESTS! Which means it will be extra long because I'm using every request I've gotten.
Final chapter by the 7th! YAY! Okay, it's probably sad for you, but not for me because this is one of the few fanfics I've gone through with and finished! n.n
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