Interview with Holly Short!
Interviewer: Who do you like more: Artemis, Foaly, Commander Root, Captain Kelp or Chix Virbil?
Holly: Ermm… I dunno I can't pick.
Interviewer: Why can't you pick?
Holly: Well it would be kinda mean seeing as I've had sex with all of them…
Interviewer: OMG YOU SLUT!!! WOT THE FUCK!
Holly: Piss of mud man.
Interviewer: Well then, which one was the best?
Holly: Err… probably Artemis.
Interviewer: Oh my god! He's under aged! He's only 14!
Holly: Hey, he liked it too!
Artemis walks into the room.
Artemis: I liked what?
Interviewer: Is it true that you had sex with Holly at the age of 14?
Artemis: ermm… no actually I was 13 but you know how it is, no biggie.
Artemis gigged and waved at holly who blushed and waved back.
Artemis: Hiya Sweetie!
Holly: Hi Sugarmuffin!
Artemis Sat down and Holly rushed over and sat on his knee.
Interviewer: erm ok then….
Artemis: Fuck off and leave us alone can't you see we're busy?
Holly: yeah what's your problem big guy?
The End!