A Cup of Ice to Go

by Nakamura Namiko

Ever wondered what would happen if the YuGiOh characters spent a day at the mall? Pure chaos, that's what! From Claire's to McDonald's, A Cup of Ice to Go covers the whole mall! Worry not, Seto Kaiba fans, he will become a main character in Chapter 6.

2. Restroom Escapades

Note to readers: Me again! I hope you liked the first chapter…my story starts off a tad bit slow…has got everything webbed out Anyway, this chapter may be a bit…creepy? I don't know…anything can happen when you don't know where the bathroom is…

Chapter Two

Restroom Escapades

"What?" Yami cried. "You didn't go before we left?" Yugi shook his head. "I gotta go really, really, really badly," he whimpered, crossing his legs and making weird faces.

"Well, let's go, then…"

"Um, Yami?"

"Yes?"

"I don't think I can walk!"

"GAWD, YUGI!"

"Um…sorry?" Yami had never been this mad at him before.

"FROM NOW ON, YOUNG MAN, YOU WILL PISS BEFORE YOU GO ANYWHERE!" Yami yelled into Yugi's ear.

"Yes sir…YAMI, I GOTTA GO!" Yugi wailed.

"Yeah. Right." Yami slung Yugi over his shoulder and ran as fast as he could. The whole gang was wide-eyed and a bit shocked. Yami was not being himself.

"Come back in five minutes!" Tea called.

I'll come back for you, Tea, Yami thought. I'll be back.

"Yugi, where's the bathroom?" Yami yelled as he ran, pushing people out of the way and knocking over strollers.

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"OH MY GAWD! I'M ABOUT TO BECOME A HUMAN TOILET!"

"Run, Yami!" Yugi didn't want to make Yami more upset by…er… releasing himself on his back.

"There it is, Yugi!" Yami exclaimed and ran in…

"AAAAAHHHHHH!"

"OH MY GAWD!"

"HE EVEN HAS A MINI-ME!"

"Yami, this is the GIRLS' bathroom!"

"I saw a toilet, Yugi! What am I supposed to do, let you pee on me?"

"GET OUT! The men's room is right outside!" a short redheaded girl said.

"Sorry about this!" Yugi yelled as Yami whisked him into the men's room and threw him in the stall.

"GO TO THE DAMN BATHROOM!" Yami yelled.

Trickle, trickle.

"Go, Yugi! Go, Yugi! Go, Yugi! Go, Yugi! Go, Yugi! Go, Yugi! Go, Yu-"

"SHUT UP! You're not my cheerleading squad!"

"Sorry…." he apologized.

Yugi started whistling.

"How bad do you have to go? We have to get back to Tea – I mean we have to get back with the others!"

"Just a minute!"

"YUUUUUUUUGGIIIIIIIIIII!"

"I'm almost done." He pulled up and zipped his pants and right when he got out of the stall, Yami flung him onto his back again and started to run.

"BUT YAMI, I CAN WALK NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"