Note to readers: Nami again! This chapter is based on actual events. I swear to God. I know somebody who actually did this.
Chapter Four
A Cup of Ice to Go
"Where do you get something to drink?" Malik asked.
Tea sweatdropped. "Have you EVER been to a mall before?"
"Bakura has."
"Malls suck," Bakura said.
"Agreed."
"Malls really, really suck."
"Agreed."
"Malls really, really, really-"
"SHUT UP!" Tea yelled.
"Fine, be an ass."
"We're going to the food court," Joey said happily, "And me an' my old buddy Tristan are going to Orange Julius."
All went their separate ways in the food court, promising to meet at Cellular Advantage because Tea wanted a new cell phone cover.
"Yummy! Orange Julius!" Tristan exclaimed.
"I'm not going there for a drink," Joey said. "I'm going there for a laugh."
"Wha? How does that work?"
"Just watch, stupid! Order whatever you want…but I'm ordering something SPECIAL."
So the two of them walked over to Orange Julius.
"I'd like a large Orange Julius!" Tristan exclaimed.
"How original," the man behind the counter said.
Joey giggled. This was his best idea EVER! It was smart, clever, funny…
"Can I get a cup of ice to go?"
"Er…sure…hold on, boys."
"What the hell was that?" Tristan asked.
"I've been wanting to do that for a long, long time!"
"Do you have to pay for that cup of ice?" Tristan asked stupidly.
"Of course not! I just asked for a cup of ice to bug the cashier!"
"Oh gawd."
"Here you go," the cashier said, looking at Joey. "Have a nice day."
"Oh, we will…" Joey said, snickering. When Joey and Tristan got back to their friends, here's what they saw them drinking:
Yami: decaf coffee
Yugi: Mountain Dew
Tea: strawberry smoothie
Ryou: Coca-Cola
Marik: Bottled water
Bakura: Green tea
Malik: the green tea that drips off Bakura's cup
"Hi, everyone!" Joey exclaimed with a big cheesy smile on his face.
"What did you do now, Joey?" Marik asked.
"He breathed," Ryou said, giggling.
"I ordered this!" Joey held up his cup of ice.
"What the hell is that?" Malik asked.
"That, my friend is a cup of ice to go."