Interview with Artemis Fowl going through his Gay Phase!
Artemis: Hiya…
Interviewer: Err… yes, hello.
Artemis: How're things goin?… Still married I suppose…
Interviewer: Err, yeah.
Artemis: right, right guess what, yesterday when I was shopping in Milan and I saw this gorgeous top and it was all sparkly and Oooooooh I really wanted it so I called my SUPERHOT AGENT and he said I should totally spend all my money on it soooo I bought it and oh my god shock horror… THEY DIDN'T HAVE MY SIZE!!! I mean come on who wants to buy a top that's big enough to fit an elephant? Not ME! So I travelled all the way to Paris and they had my size. So I went home happy.
Interviewer: Omg I totally know how you feel I mean last week I saw these amazing jeans and they didn't have my size either!
Foaly: yes I sometimes get that problem trying to find some shoes I mean you finally get the right colour that matches your eyes and they are totally the wrong hoof thickness…
Holly walks into the room.
Holly: Oh my god! I'm a girl and even I'm not as sad as that!
Artemis: Oh my god… I was going through a gay phase wasn't I… Oh my god Holly I'm so sorry I suddenly find you amazingly attractive again!
The End!