Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Don't kill me!! Please!!! I'm so, so sorry that I haven't updated in forever but I've been pounded with a lot of things that had to be done!! So, so sorry!! I beg you to forgive me and in advance to forgive me again because I'm probably not going to be able to write for a few weeks or so!! So much to do, not enough time to write!!

Ok ok well on with the story!! Yeah to see who else has been changed in what way!

Naruto high-tailed it away from his sensei and continued to look for anyone else that he knew. While walking around the training grounds Naruto spotted something green all over that was not foliage.

'Hm? I wonder if that's Lee or Gai?' Naruto thought to himself.

'Well brainiac, why don't you go see and find out!' Kyuubi said harshly.

'Hump! Fine! Why are you so crabby all of the sudden?' Naruto pouted in his thoughts.

'It might have to do with the craziness of these people! They're just not normal.' Kyuubi replied. 'Just go look! Who ever's there might just be sane!' Kyuubi said with hope in his voice.

'Fine, fine! I'm going!' Naruto replied as he walked out to see who was in the field. Naruto walked out and saw that there was a guy and a kid who was roughly around his own age. The boy had black hair that was roughly cut and untidy, he was wearing a green T-shirt and camouflaged pants. The older man was similar to the boy, he had black hair but his hair was cut short, and he was also wearing a green T-shirt that unlike the boy's was slightly snug around his body, he also had camouflaged pants but he had a jounin vest on.

'Omg!! Is that Gai and Lee?!?!' Naruto asked dumbfounded.

'I haven't the slightest idea.' Kyuubi responded just as dumbfounded as Naruto.

"Naruto!! Is that you?" the boy called out.

'Yep that'sdefinitely Lee's voice.' Naruto thought.

"Uh, yeah. It's me...Lee?" Naruto said trying, key note the trying, to sound normal, like he knew him.

"Oh hey Naruto how about I let you two go then seems you have to say something. Let me know when you're done Lee." the presumed Gai said as he walked to a backpack and took out a darkish purple book and began reading.

'Omg. I think that's one of the perverted books Kakashi used to read!' Naruto thought.

'Yeah, maybe he's a pervet as much a Kakashi was? Ha! I bet that they're both just big perverts but one has to hide it!!' kyuubi asked.

'Hm? No way!! That can't be it!! What in the world did I do!?' Naruto exclaimed almost going into a panic, but he didn't.

"Um, Naruto? Are you alright? You kinda looked lost." Lee said looking at Naruto funny.

"Huh? Oh yeah just got lost in a thought." Naruto said while laughing.

"Um... ok. So what do you need to talk about? Is there some girl you want but can't get their attention? Or do you have some other problem?" Lee asked.

"What?" Naruto asked completely blown away by Lee's question. "Why would I aske you something like that!?"

"Oh! I see, you're just here to say hi. Sorry about that. But you know that a lot of people come by to see me for help on those things since I know so much about them. I mean girls practically throw themselves at me and everyone wants to be my friend and ask me for advice." Lee said.

Naruto couldn't believe what he was hearing, infact he was trying very hard to suppress a laugh, and luckily for him he was winning. Kyuubi on the other hand was breaking down in fits of laughter.

'Wow kid! If you can change Lee into what he says he is, then you've done a complete 180 and should do this for a living! Holy cow that can't be true!! But it's so funny to hear him say it!! Haha!" Kyuubi said while laughing.

"Um, no, Lee. I was just passing by and I forgot about...your...uh...reputation?" Naruto said thinking of the right words to say.

"Oh that's alright, I mean you're one of my good friends and I can understand how you forget how great I am because you are always in my shadow and you don't see my awesomeness that much. And if that's not the case I can understand how you might accidently see us as equals. And in both cases I forgive you." Lee said.

Now it Naruto might have been a normal idiot to most people and someone who would seem to not be affected by something like that, but he is human and if you knew someone who was a complete losers in the eyes of others and suddenly they were calling themselves the greatest and that you were no where close to how awesome they were you'd too would be mad.

" Um, yeah Lee. I got to go now." Naruto said through clenched teeth.

"See ya Naruto." said Gai as he stood up from his spot to look around and then sit back down again.

Naruto walked away while Kyuubi laughed, still, at Lee.

'Damn! That kids funny! Did you hear him! Haha!! I can't believe it!! That was really good!' Kyuubi continued to laugh like there was no tomorrow.

'Yeah, yeah well let's go see what everyone else is like.' Naruto said still upset about what Lee had said.

"Oh come on kid! Lighten up! Just think oh how stupid he looked saying that.' Kyuubi tried, or so he says, to comfort Naruto.

'Fine. "Naruto gave up trying to argue. 'Hey look there are some people over there I wonder who they are?' Naruto said going over to a near by clearing.

He looked and he saw two people, one was a girl and one was a boy. The boy looked like Neji, he had the Hyuuga white/lavender eyes and the long brown hair, but his long brown hair was in a...braid? And the girl next to him had brown hair too that was down but the Neji looking guy was braiding her.

Naruto decided to be daring and he walked out into the field, "Hey guys, what's up." Naruto said causally.

"Oh! Hey Naruto! What are you doing here? Would you like Neji to do your hair too? He's really good! He's helping me to look better for Lee!" The Girl said, Naruto took a guess that this was Tenten.

"Oh Tenten! Don't say that! You give me too much credit! My goosh, it's nothing really I'm just really good with hair! I mean I keep my hair so nice and clean, making sure that if I ever do wear it down that it flows in the wind perfectly! I mean your hair is part of who you are! And Tenten you have such beautiful, soft, silky hair!!" Neji said smiling giddily.

"Um, yeah...?" Naruto said at a loss for words.

'Holy crap!! What happened to Neji... and Tenten... and Neji!!! I think I'm going to have a heart attack! I can't stand to look at him this way!! It's disgraceful!! Kid what did you do to him!?' Kyuubi started hollering.

'What? What? I don't know what happened!! Don't yell at me!!' Naruto yelled at Kyuubi.

'Yelling at you? I love this! I can't believe the great Neji Hyuuga can be so...so...girly!' Kyuubi said going into another fit of laughter.

'I'm glad other people's misery makes you laugh so much.' Naruto said with sarcasm just oozing out of his voice.

"So Naruto can we help you?" Tenten said. Naruto took a closer look at Tenten to see that she had nailpolish on and a light color lipstick on along with eye shadow that matched.

"Wow, Tenten, why are you so done up?" Naruto asked without thinking.

"Silly! I told you that I have to look my best for Lee!! Hes' the most handsome piece of male out there!! And I want him to notice me!!" Tenten said going all googly eyed.

"Um... yeah well I think I need to be going now." Naruto said as he began to walk away.

"Oh Naruto! Before you go, Hinata was looking for you she said she needed to talk to you!" Neji said and then waved good-bye while still doing Tenten's hair.

"Oh thanks!!" Naruto said leaving.

As he left he heard the two begin to gossip. 'I need to find someone normal.' Naruto thought.

"Describe 'normal'." Kyuubi said as Naruto walked off to find Hinata since she was looking for him.

yay!! There you go!! Ok now an important thing that you need to do...clears throat

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