Yay!! I'm back!! dramatic background music

ok so yes I haven't wrote in a while but they decided to pile on the school work the last month of school. But have no fear for once vacation begins and settles down I should be writing more often!

Ok well on with the story!!

recap! (Because I figured that they are actually important!)

"Oh Naruto! Before you go, Hinata was looking for you she said she needed to talk to you!" Neji said and then waved good-bye while still doing Tenten's hair.

"Oh thanks!!" Naruto said leaving.

As he left he heard the two begin to gossip. 'I need to find someone normal.' Naruto thought.

"Describe 'normal'." Kyuubi said as Naruto walked off to find Hinata since she was looking for him.

Naruto ran around the village for what felt like forever but in reality it was only about half an hour at most. After that time he decided to give up and sat down on a near by bench.

"Aw man! I've looked everywhere and I still can't find Hinata." Naruto sighed his complaint.

Then out of no where someone tackled Naruto to the ground and began hugging him and yelling "NARUTO!!!!! MY LOVE!! Where have you been!! I've been looking everywhere for you!! I've missed you SOO much!! Have you missed me!? What have you been up to? Promise you'll never leave me like that again!! I promise to never leave you again!!!"

"Help!! Rape!! Molestation!! I'm being fox-stuck-in-the-kidnaped!!!! Someone save me!! SOS!!! Ahhhhh!!" Kyuubi cried out from inside of Naruto.

Naruto struggled around in the arms of who ever was holding him. They were strong and cutting off is supply of that oh so needed oxygen. "Ah! Can't breath!" Naruto struggled to get those few words out. But hey at least who ever was holding him prisoner from the neede air heard him and let go of him.

"Oh my goodness! Naruto are you alright?! Who did such a thing to you?! Who ever it was they will not get away with this!!" The person shouted who was female, and when Naruto looked up he say that it was Hinata (gasp! Bet you didn't see that coming).

"Um...actually, it was you Hinata." Naruto said sheepishly.

"gasp How could you say such a thing!? How rude!! Don't you like me anymore!?" Hinata cried very dramatically. "gasp I know you like someone else!! I know you do!! Who is it?! I won't let them have you!! You're mine!!"

"Wha'? No! I didn't mean it like that!! Um...um..." Naruto tried to think of a way out of this. 'Ahh!! What do I do? What do I do?' Naruto thought stressing out over the now crying Hinata.

"Here's some advice kid, just run away she's obviously crazy. It's worked all the other times!" Kyuubi said with what Naruto believed to be a grin.

'That won't work here! She upset because of me! Ah ha! I got it!'

"I'm sorry Hinata I didn't mean it like that it's just that I didn't want you to hurt anyone for my sake so I lied and you were the first person that came to mind. So don't cry because I don't want to see you sad." Naruto said to Hinata sincerely though it was partly a lie.

"I was the fist one to come to your mind?" Hinata asked shyly. "Aw!! I knew you'd never ditch me for some other girl!! I love you Naruto!! Always thinking of others before yourself!" Hinata declared as happy as could be.

Well at this point Kyuubi was dying of laughter shouting things to Naruto such as "She's got to be kidding!! Hahaha!! She's so funny! Man she must be delirious or something!! Wow this is the best encounter so far!! I'm glad we came here!!"

'Hardy-har-har. I'm oh so glad to see you're so happy." Naruto said with so much sarcasm that he could power the world plus some the neighboring galaxy.

"Well, um, I'd love to stay Hinata but I have to go..." Naruto started to say until he saw someone who looked very much like Kiba come up to him.

"Hey Naruto! How have you been?" the person asked.

"Um...hello?" Naruto said to the person who looked exactly like Kiba in fact it was Kiba but there was the small difference that he didn't have Akamaru with him but instead of man's best friend he had man's greatest fear, a cat. No longer was he the dog loving boy from before but the crazy cat boy of now.

"Uh, how do you do?" Naruto asked at a complete lack for words.

"Good! So Hinata have you seen Shino? He saw a fly a little bit ago and began to hope off after it trying to catch it with his tongue to eat it like a frog." Kiba explained.

"No I've been a little busy." Hinata told him. Naruto then noticed that she didn't stutter.

'Kid sorry to be a down pour on your parade, but first you are truly the slowest person on earth, and two we kinda need to go look for the others then I suggest putting everything back to normal. Some of these people are beginning to freak me out." Kyuubi said.

'Fine.' Naruto said secretly agreeing.

"Hey I know let's split up that way we'll find Shino faster!" Naruto said.

"But I don't want to leave you Naruto!" Hinata complained.

"Hinata I'll be back! So you don't have to worry." Naruto said giving her one of his grins.

"Ok, if you think that, that's the best way then I guess we could do that." Hinata gave in and then they all split up to look for the mysteriously frog like Shino.

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After another eternity of running which as stated before was only like half an hour. Naruto decided that he needed a break that was when he spotted someone lying on the ground a little ways off.

'Wonder who that could be?' Naruto thought to himself but since Kyuubi is always listening in even when the thoughts are revolved around ramen, it was also heard by Kyuubi.

"Well I don't know, why don't you go figure out who it is." Kyuubi said.

'Ok!' Naruto replied as he ran off to see who it was when he got closer he noticed that the person looked oddly familiar to Ino yet they were, well of the opposite sex. (A/n hahaha it's Deidara!)

"Um...Ino?" Naruto asked almost afraid of the reply.

"Huh? Yeah? What?" the said "Ino" said on the ground very lazily.

"Um where's Shikamaru?" Naruto asked.

"Shikamaru? Do you mean Shikamari?"Ino said.

"Um...I think so?" Naruto replied.

"I'm here!!!" cried out a voice from behind them as someone jumped on Naruto.

"Ahhhhh!!" Naruto screamed again in surprise for the seckond time that day he was being attacked by someone. Naruto looked behind him to see a female who looked exactly like Shikamaru but had longer hair and well as said before was female.

"Holy crap kid! What have you done!?!?" Kyuubi said shocked from inside of Naruto.

'What I have gotten myself into?' Naruto asked ignoring Kyuubi.

"What's wrong Naruto? Looks like you've seen a ghost." the said "Shikamari" said.

"I think I need to go." Naruto said.

"But you just got here!!" 'Shikamari' whined.

"I know, but..." Naruto was cut off.

"Hey Naruto! What's up?" a guy said who looked like chouji but was thinner and was wearing a multi-colored spandex workout outfit.

"Um, do I know you?" Naruto asked with "Shikamari" still hanging off of him.

"Dude did you forget who I am? I'm Chouji. Now say it with me while doing jumping jacks!" Chouji said.

"I'm not sure that I want to know you." Naruto muttered.

"Wow kid you messed up these guys big time!" Kyuubi said while laughing about the multi colored workout outfit.

"Um well I'd love to..." Naruto was cut off again but this time it was by and angry woman.

"What do you think you're doing hanging onto MY Naruto?" Hinata demanded as she walked up to 'Shikamari'.

"Shikamari" let go and looked at Hinata and said "I'm not doing anything."

"Oh, Well what do you think you are doing Naruto letting her hang off of you! I knew it!! You do love another!!! That's it Naruto I'm so going to make you pay for the pain I'm feeling right now!!" Hinata said in a pure rage as she ran at Naruto.

"Advice kid, RUN!!! She's CRAZY!!! I tell ya!! You'll never live if you don't run away from her!!! Run to the farthest village you can find!!" Kyuubi yelled in Naruto head as he began to run away.

B

Ok so that was a sorta short chapter but hey it was rushed. Yeah I know a lot of those were the obvious things that everyone else does but hey I think it's good.

a note on the name change for Shikamaru is that my friend once told me that 'maru' means man so if there were to be a gender change you wouldn't call a girl 'man' so I switched the 'ru' to a 'ri' because I was told once that 'ri' is normally at the end of a girl's name. So there's a reason to my madness!!