Haha!! I'm back!! And I bring more mischief!
Alrighty, let's start with a recap!
"Oh, Well what do you think you are doing Naruto letting her hang off of you! I knew it!! You do love another!!! That's it Naruto I'm so going to make you pay for the pain I'm feeling right now!!" Hinata said in a pure rage as she ran at Naruto.
"Advice kid, RUN!!! She's CRAZY!!! I tell ya!! You'll never live if you don't run away from her!! Run to the farthest village you can find!!" Kyuubi yelled in Naruto's head as he began to run away.
And run Naruto did. He ran as far as he could, going out of the gates of Konoha and the through the gates of the Sand Village.
"Kid slow down! Do you even know where you are?" Kyuubi asked cooped inside of Naruto holding on for his dear life.
'Gah! Don't care! Must Flee!' Naruto thought back to Kyuubi.
"Hey kid were do you think you're going?" a guard shouted at Naruto.
"RUNNING FROM THE CRAZY LADY!!!!" Naruto yelled as he continued to run.
Naruto ran into the heart of the city miraculously without hitting anyone, yet. But then as always his luck changed and splat. He ended up running into someone. The force of the collision sent Naruto on the ground a good few feet away on his butt. Naruto then looked up to see who he had ran into to see none other than Gaara, as all would expect. But this was no ordinary Gaara for he was dressed as a hippie. He wore a rather large tie-dyed shirt with a peace sign on it. But his green/jade eyes and red hair that would make him look good in a kilt, told Naruto that this was the one and only Gaara of th Desert, or dessert for all of us who can't spell correctly.
"G-gaara? I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-" Narut began but was soon cut off.
"Oh me, oh my! Look what I have done! I'm so sorry!" Gaara said.
"But wait I ran into you. Aren't you going to beat me up into a pulp? Or Kill me using you desert coffin attack?" Naruto asked confused. Kyuubi all the while couldn't stop staring at Gaara's hypnotic tie-dyed shirt.
"Kill you?! Beat you up?! Now why would I do that!!! That's so not feeling the love!!! I mean come on! We all want peace and love!!" Gaara said.
"Um, ok." Naruto said as began to get up.
"Here let me help up to show my love for you." Gaara said grabbing Naruto's hand and pulling him up.
"Uh, Thanks?" Naruto said scratching his head.
"RUN BOY!!!! He's going to eat you!!! there has to be some ulterior motive! First the hypnotic shirt now this!! There's no end to this nightmare!" Kyuubi screamed from within Naruto in a frantic frenzy.
'What?' Naruto asked Kyuubi but it was too late for Gaara had unleashed his almighty powers of love.
"Naruto let me show you my love for you and all around me!" Gaara shouted as he glomped Naruto, hugging him like there was no tomorrow.
"Help." Naruto barely managed to breath out, but his plea went unnoticed by all and Gaara.
"Oh Naruto! I love you!!" Gaara proclaimed and he began to rub up and down Naruto like one of those chibi moments.
"NARUTO!!! How could you cheat on me and then turn gay on me!?" Hinata yelled as she appeared out of no where.
"Help" Naruto managed to strangle out again, for it to only go unnoticed again.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! YOU, TWO-TIMING GAY!!!" Hinata yelled at Naruto as she charged at him.
Just then "Shikamari"(female Shikamaru) came out of no where and started to wrestle with Hinata. "No I'm not going to let you harm one hair on his head!!" She yelled at Hinata.
Then Ino(male) came up behind Shikamariand stood over the two girls fighting. "Cool a cat-fight. I'll start taking bets now." He said setting up his own little betting booth.
All the while Naruto was now turning blue in the face as Gaara still rubbed his body against Nartuo's. "Help!" Naruto tried again this time he was able to extend a hand out towards Temari who was passing by.
She came up to Naruto but then stopped at the sight of Ino. "I-ino, w-w-why are you h-here?" Temari asked while stuttering.
"Damn it!! I'll take care of this!!" Kyuubi said taking control of Naruto. Then just as Kyuubi was about to throw Gaara off of him/Naruto, Kankuro appeared and yanked Gara off of Naruto.
"Gaara what are you doing? You'll be late for our Tea party! I have all the tea and cookies made! Now we just need to eat them." Kankuro said as he dragged Gaara off who was whining about wanting to love Naruto longer.
'Um, that's kinda odd.' Naruto thought stumped at what all was happening.
"Just a little." Kyuubi added.
Then Naruto noticed the two girls were still fighting. 'I guess I should stop them.' Naruto thought.
"Heck no! I wanna see who wins! This is a pretty intense fight! I bet the brunet wins! Oh look a betting booth! Place a bet in for the brunet." Kyuubi said engrossed in the match.
'No come on we need to go. I have to make everything right! I don't think I could stay here another day! I'll go insane!' Naruto thought to Kyuubi.
"Kid you're talking to a demon that's locked inside of you and you don't think you're insane yet?" Kyuubi pointed out.
'Good point but that's beside the point!' Naruto said.
"Ok but before we continue you do realize that did sound odd?"
'Yes. No. I mean! Grr!! Forget it! We're going back to the Past!' Naruto said then he walked away to a deserted area and preformed the jutsu again going a little further back than he expected.
Ok there you have it!! Ok now first of all sorry to all those who may be offended. And second, don't kill me b/c you don't like what I did to the characters (such as Gaara).
Alright now! Review please!!