Mortal Kombat Wrestling
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Crowd: MKW! MKW! MKW!
Announcer: The following match is for one fall and it is for the number 1 contender's spot for the MKW tag team championship of the world. Introducing first, the team of Noob-Saibot and Smoke, Noob-Smoke.
Crowd: BOO!
Announcer: And their opponents…Shang Tsung and Quan Chi, THE DEADLY ALLIANCE!
Crowd: YAY! BOO!
The bell sounds as a stand-off between both Noob-Smoke and the deadly alliance. Shang Tsung and Noob-Saibot stand in the ring as they both exchange words. Finally, Shang Tsung and Noob-Saibot both exchange fists and feet to each other. Noob-Saibot Irish whips Shang Tsung to the other end of the ring as Noob- Saibot runs into him with a spinning shoulder block. Noob-Saibot then makes a tag to Smoke as he enters the ring and starts stomping on Shang Tsung. Shang Tsung is brought up to his feet, but he eye gouges Smoke. Shang Tsung then takes a form of a bear and gives Smoke what else, a bearhug. Smoke counters the bearhug by disappearing in a cloud of Smoke as he reappeared on the ring apron behind Shang Tsung. Shang Tsung then turns back into his normal form and Quan Chi warns him by telling him Smoke is behind him. Shang Tsung turns around but Smoke has disappeared again. Shang Tsung gives Quan Chi a confused look but when turns around he is dropkicked by both Noob-Saibot and Smoke. Quan Chi tries to make the save, but the referee restrains him as Noob-Saibot and Smoke began pounding away on him. Noob-Saibot runs back to his team's spot and makes gets the tag to Smoke as he entered back into the ring and Smoke back into his corner. Noob-Saibot then puts Shang Tsung in a tree of woe and makes a gesture towards Quan Chi. Quan Chi is angered by this as he attempts to enter the ring, but the referee restrains him again. Noob-Saibot and Smoke begin pounding and stomping away on Shang Tsung as Noob-Saibot puts his hands together to make it sound like a tag as Smoke entered the ring. Smoke then continues stomping away on Shang Tsung then puts his hands together to make it sound like a tag as Noob-Saibot enters back in the ring. Noob-Saibot then Irish whips Shang Tsung into the ropes. Shang Tsung bounces back with a spinning wheel kick knocking Noob-Saibot on the canvas. The crowd then starts stomping and putting their hands together as Shang Tsung and Noob-Saibot began to crawl to their respective tag team partners.
Crowd stomping and putting hands together
Noob-Saibot then makes the tag to Smoke as he enters the ring. Smoke grabs Shang Tsung by the foot, but Shang Tsung gives Smoke an enzuigiri kick as he makes the tag to Quan Chi who enters the ring all fired up and ready to go. Quan Chi knocks down Smoke, then Noob-Saibot, then Smoke again, and Noob-Saibot again as Quan Chi began getting wild and loose. Quan Chi then sees Smoke re-cooperating as he runs towards the ropes and performs a suicide dive knocking Smoke down on the floor. Smoke is then brought back into the ring as Quan Chi climbed the top turnbuckle and performed a diving lariat on Smoke. Noob-Saibot was about to enter the ring when Shang Tsung punched him back to the floor. Quan Chi then signals the end to Smoke with his finishing move, the skull drop stunner for the pin.
Referee: 1…2…3!
Announcer: Here are your winners and number 1 contenders for the MKW tag team championships, Shang Tsung and Quan Chi, THE DEADLY ALLIANCE!
Backstage:
Interviewer guy: Right now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing here with the former dragon queen, Li Mei. Li Mei, it seems as though that Onaga and his extermination squad have got something in store for you, and according to Onaga, his "friend" happens to have an obsession with green eyes such as yours how do you respond?
Li Mei: If Onaga says he's got backup, he's got backup, but I pay the price for being a marked woman by Onaga for betraying him like I have done to Master Bo' Rai Cho. If this "friend" of his is nothing but some freak that has obsession with Chinese women who have green eyes, I'm not amused.
Interviewer guy: Onaga also said that you also have to look over your shoulder for his "friend."
Li Mei then looks over her shoulder
Li Mei: Don't see anybody, but I'm certain to right my wrongs.
In the ring:
Announcer: The following match is for one fall introducing first representing the Lin Kuei, SUB-ZERO!
Crowd: YAAY!
Announcer: His opponent from the red dragon clan, HSU HAO!
Crowd: BOO!
The bell sounds as both kombatants lock each other up in a grapple. Sub-Zero gets Hsu Hao in a headlock, but Hsu Hao reverses with a backdrop. Hsu Hao picks Sub-Zero on his feet and tosses with an Irish whip across the ring for a clothesline followed by an elbow drop. Hsu Hao picks Sub-Zero up again and tosses him again with an Irish whip for another clothesline, but Sub-Zero ducks under the clothesline as he goes for a head- scissors takedown on Hsu Hao. Sub-Zero begins stomping away on Hsu Hao as he then began mounting punches on him. Sub-Zero then gets up and gives a thumbs up to the crowd.
Crowd: YAAAAY!
Hsu Hao gets up and he clotheslines Sub-Zero out of the ring. Sub-Zero is then out of the ring and stumbles to get up. Hsu Hao gets out of the ring and dropkicks Sub-Zero. Sub-Zero is then brought back into the ring by Hsu Hao and Hsu Hao stomps away n him and taunts the crowd.
Crowd: BOO!
Hsu Hao then gets Sub-Zero on his feet and sets him up for a powerbomb. Hsu Hao goes for the powerbomb, but Sub-Zero counters with 3 punches and a sunset flip. The referee goes for the count.
Referee: 1…2…
Hsu Hao kicks out at 2 and gets up to feet only to get bulldogged by Sub-Zero. Sub-Zero then runs to the other side of the ring and does a dropkick. Sub-Zero then gets up on the top turnbuckle for a tornado DDT. Sub-Zero executes the tornado DDT. Sub-Zero then yells Lin Kuei to the crowd as a signal for the brain-freeze drop.
Sub-Zero: LIN KUEI!
Crowd: LIN KUEI!
Sub-Zero then hits the brain-freeze drop on Hsu Hao as he goes for the pin.
Referee: 1…2…3!
Announcer: Here is your winner, SUB-ZERO!
commercial he's been called a spectre, a yellow ninja, but now he's the champion of the elder gods and now MK Champion, he is…Scorpion.
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Backstage:
Onaga is on the phone with his friend while the extermination squad looks on.
Onaga: YES, HUH-HUH, YOU'RE ALREADY HERE IN THE PARKING LOT? GOOD, BECAUSE HER MATCH IS NEXT!
Onaga: YOU'LL BE THERE AFTER THE MATCH, RIGHT? GOOD. MAKE SURE SHE SEES THE BLINDING WHITES OF YOUR EYES AND DON'T PULL OUT THE NEEDLE UNTIL THEN, GOT IT? ALRIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU THEN, BYE!
Onaga: ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! A FRIEND OF OURS IS COMING TO HELP US OUT AND EFFORTS TO GET MY REVENGE ON THE ONE WOMAN THAT SOLEMNLY BETRAYED ME! LI MEI'S MATCH IS UP NEXT, SO LET'S GO!
In the ring:
Announcer: The following match is for one fall and it is our main event. Introducing first from the village of Sun Do in Outworld, LI MEI!
Crowd: YAAY! BOO!
Announcer: Her opponent also from Outworld, Nitara
Crowd: YAAAAAAY!
The bell sounds as Li Mei and Nitara exchange slaps to one another. Nitara then gave Li Mei a hair biel toss on the canvas. Nitara then pushed Li Mei on the turnbuckle as she climbed up and began her 10 punches as the crowd counted each punch.
Crowd: 1, 2, 3,4,5,6,7,8,9…
Before she could ever get the 10th punch in on Li Mei, Nitara then did a little dance followed up by a bite on the forehead of Li Mei and then the 10th punch.
Crowd: 10!
Li Mei slumped to the floor as Nitara got her up to her feet for an Irish whip. Li Mei ran across the side of the ring only to get trapped by Nitara's sleeperhold. Li Mei countered the sleeperhold with a variation of a stunner sending Nitara on the canvas. Li Mei got up and saw Onaga looking on as Sonya and Kitana made their way to ringside. Li Mei is distracted by this as Nitara goes for a German suplex pin.
Referee: 1…2…
Li Mei kicked out as Nitara went for a dropkick on Li Mei. Nitara then turns her attention to Sonya and Kitana and even Onaga. She then turned her attention to Li Mei who was on the canvas from her German suplex. Nitara then just shrugged and concentrated as she applied a surfboard submission hold on Li Mei. Li Mei reverses the submission with a variation of a German suplex.
Referee: 1…2…
Nitara kicks out at 2. Li Mei Irish whips Nitara to the other side of the ring, but Sonya and Kitana lowered the top rope as she fell. Sonya and Kitana entered the ring as Li Mei attacked Sonya, but Kitana intervened and attacked Li Mei as the referee called for the bell.
Bell sounds.
Nitara climbs back in the ring and attacks Sonya, but again Kitana intervened and threw her out of the ring. Li Mei attacked Kitana, but Sonya tackled her to the canvas as she and Kitana just threw punches at her and even did a double powerbomb on her. This pleased Onaga as he headed down to the ring. Sonya and Kitana pulled Li Mei up by her arms as Sonya pulled back her hair to come face to face with the dragon king that she betrayed just to get back with Master Bo' Rai Cho.
Onaga: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT IT WAS EASY TO BETRAY ME? ANSWER ME! IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME NOW, BUT NOW IS THE TIME TO MEET MY FRIEND!
The lights in the building go out and a glowing green dragon statue appears. The entrance way is then lit by two blinding lights as eerie Chinese music play in the background. Soon a man dressed somewhat like a sorcerer or a emperor appears gliding and not even moving his feet, he then enters the ring as the lights were back on when he left the entrance door and ramp. His face was as pale as a ghost and quite scary, too.
Onaga: LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU, THE MAN WHO HAS AN OBSESSION WITH CHINESE WOMEN WITH GREEN EYES, MR. DAVID LO PAN!
OH MY GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, THE ONE AND ONLY DAVID LO PAN IS HERE ON MORTAL KOMBAT WRESTLING!
Lo pan then takes Li Mei by the arm and begins to blind her. It looks like the end was near for Li Mei until… Scorpion arrived on the scene. The crowd went ballistic as the current MK champion hit the ring.
BUSINESS HAS JUST PICKED UP!
Everyone scrambles out of the ring as Sonya and Kitana get jumped by Nitara. Onaga was tossed out of the ring as Scorpion was turned around by Lo pan who blinds him with his eyes. Scorpion is blinded as Lo pan attempts to take Li Mei but Scorpion was temporarily blinded as Scorpion attacked Lo pan who headed for the locker room leaving Scorpion and Li Mei. The crowd begins chanting Scorpion's name.
Crowd: SCORPION! SCORPION! SCORPION!
Side note: I told you that you weren't going to be disappointed, so did you figure out the clues? Lo pan only blinds his opponents with his eyes, got a needle, and uses magic, just like in big trouble in little china, the 1986 Hong Kong classic movie. He also has an obsession with Chinese women who have green eyes, which is rare.