Mortal Kombat Wrestling
Disclaimer: I do not own Mortal Kombat, Ed Boon and John Tobias do.
Crowd: MKW! MKW! MKW!
The lights in the arena go off as the crowd began to yell.
Crowd: AAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH!
The lights went back on only to see Onaga, his extermination squad, and his new ally and friend, David Lo Pan (the guy from Big Trouble in Little China).
Onaga: AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND, DAVID LO PAN! DAVID LO PAN AND I WON'T REST UNTIL LI MEI, WHO BETRAYED ME, WILL LEARN HER LESSON!
Lo Pan asks for the microphone as Onaga is interrupted.
Onaga: IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY FRIEND, DAVID LO PAN HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE SO YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP!
Crowd: BOOO!
Lo Pan: Now all of you know about my search for a Chinese girl with green eyes, but when I got a mysterious call from Onaga about a Chinese girl with green eyes in Mortal Kombat Wrestling, I was very skeptical at first, but when I started to watch, Onaga wasn't lying. And now that I am here at MKW, I…
Lo Pan is interrupted by Raiden as he stands at the front of the entrance way to the ring.
Raiden: Onaga, this is your friend?
Onaga: YES!
Raiden: I did say that we have an open door policy to whoever wants a piece of MKW!
Crowd: MKW! MKW! MKW!
Raiden: Who allowed you to bring anyone has you please, only I can do that.
Onaga: YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, RAIDEN! I AM THE ONE BEING, THE ONE TRUE RULER WHO CAN MERGE ALL THE REALMS TOGETHER, I AM ONAGA, THE DRAGON KING!
Crowd: BOO!
Raiden sarcastically claps
Raiden: Dragon King, huh, last time I checked you called yourself Barney in your sleep.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOH!
Onaga: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, RAIDEN!
Crowd: BARNEY! BARNEY! BARNEY!
Raiden: With all joking aside, Onaga, I have some good news and some great news.
Onaga: AT LAST, YOU'RE LEAVING MKW FOR ME TO DO AS I PLEASE?
Raiden: The good news is that you Onaga have a friend that doesn't know the meaning of classified ads.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOH!
Raiden: The great news is that your friend Lo Pan… as taken your place for a shot at the MKW Championship tonight against…SCORPION!
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAY!
Crowd: SCORPION! SCORPION! SCORPION!
Onaga: WHAT!
Raiden: It seems as though that with you bringing a friend of yours here I thought it would be a treat to see what he can do.
Lo Pan: I accept, Raiden, but under one condition: If I win, I want to have a ceremony that involves Li Mei.
Before Raiden can say anything, Scorpion's theme music is on and the crowd goes wild
Theme Music: S-S-S-SCORPION!(Electrical guitar riffs and drums)
Crowd: YAAAY!
Scorpion: If it's a title shot with a stipulation involving Li Mei, then you're on!
Crowd: YAAAY!
Lo Pan: I'll be looking forward to defeating you, Scorpion.
Everyone leaves except for Kung Lao who has a rematch against Bravado Mavado for the MK X-Treme Championship.
Announcer: The following match is for one fall and it is for the MK X-Treme Championship. Entering the ring, the champion being accompanied to the ring by Hsu Hao he is the MK X-Treme Champion, BRAVADO MAVADO!
Crowd: BOO!
Mavado enters the ring as Rico Suave plays in the background.
Announcer: His opponent, already in the ring he is one of the members of Onaga's extermination squad, KUNG LAO!
Crowd: BOO!
The match began as Bravado Mavado began strutting around with his head held high and his chest out. Kung Lao wasn't impressed by this newfound cockiness that Bravado Mavado was showing. Kung Lao dropkicked BravadoMavado and began mounting punches on him. Kung Lao got Bravado Mavado back to his feet and Irish whipped him across to a turnbuckle where Kung Lao would charge at him and monkey flips him. Kung Lao then got on the top turnbuckle for a missile dropkick, but missed as Bravado Mavado moved out of the way and kicked him in the back as Kung Lao sat up. Bravado Mavado then got Kung Lao on his feet and performed a Death Valley driver on Kung Lao. Kung Lao then got up again, but poked Bravado Mavado in the eyes. Kung Lao then suplexed Bravado Mavado twice and returned the favor by kicking Bravado Mavado in the back. Kung Lao then signaled for a pedigree- pile driver, but Hsu Hao distracts the referee as Kung Lao does his finisher move. As Kung Lao was about to pin Bravado Mavado, but once again, Liu Kang intervenes as he missile dropkicks Kung Lao and covers Bravado Mavado over him. The referee sees the pin and begins the count.
Referee: 1…2…3!
Announcer: Here is your winner and still MKW X-Treme Champion, BRAVADO MAVADO!
Backstage:
Interviewer guy: Right now, I'm standing next to Jade.
Interviewer guy: Jade, your new acquaintance, Kai Lotus has been on a roll ever since he teamed up with you and now he's going to be in a number 1 contender's match for the MK X-Treme Championship along with Dairou, Kobra, and of course your arch-nemesis' acquaintance, Rain next week.
Jade: You know, Kai is doing his own thing and I congratulate him for making it into the number 1 contender's match next week and I think he will flourish a lot more than he was first introduced in MK4.Hope he does well.
Interviewer guy: Also, Tanya has been talking bad about you lately saying you were so desperate into finding a tag team partner a few weeks ago and say that Kai was just a nobody.
Jade: Tanya wasn't that popular either until she got a revamp like I did for deception.
Jade is interrupted by Tanya.
Tanya: Popular, Popular, like you were the one who own the show? Please.
Jade: Oh really.
Tanya: Yeah, Really (pushes Jade)
Jade pushes Tanya back and a catfight is on. The male security looks on, but the female security breaks it up.
In the ring:
Announcer: The following match is for one fall and it is for the MKW Tag Team Championship. Entering the ring, the champions they are the team of KENSHI AND ERMAC!
Crowd: YAAAY!
Announcer: Their opponents, they are SHANG TSUNG AND QUAN CHI, THE DEADLY ALLIANCE!
Crowd: BOO!
The match began as one big fist-fight that it escalated to the crowd. The referee had to chase the teams back, but the match took place at concession stands. Kenshi and Ermac both dropkicked Shang Tsung into the popcorn and Quan Chi flying into the hamburger stands. Quan Chi got up and bit a piece of the hamburger and went back into the fray knocking into Ermac. Ermac falls and is tossed into the cotton candy stand. Kenshi began mounting punches on Shang Tsung furiously as Quan Chi knocked Kenshi with a chair. Quan Chi rolled Shang Tsung over as the referee began the count.
Referee: 1…2…
Ermac levitates Shang Tsung off the ground and tosses him into a wall. Quan Chi sees this and gives Ermac a stunner. Kenshi crawls to Shang Tsung and covers him as the referee makes the count.
Referee: 1…2…3!
Announcer: Here are your winners and STILL MK TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, KENSHI AND ERMAC!
Quan Chi grabbed the chair and knocked out Kenshi again, who was getting up from pinning Shang Tsung. Quan Chi then gave Kenshi a stunner.
Raiden's office:
Raiden addresses the crowd
Raiden: As you all know, MKW has issued an open door policy to any organization that wishes to bring their fighters into our ring to step up prove that they belong. Well, I got a call from Fatal Fury and they accepted the challenge that we had thrown. They also will bring along Garou: Mark of the wolves and the lesser known Rage of the Dragons organization from the SNK brand. So next week, MKW fans are in for a treat as MKW takes on the Fatal Fury Federation and their two subdivisions, Garou: Mark of the wolves and Rage of the Dragons. And like I said before, we're not hard to find nor easy to beat because here at MKW, we never ever back down…FROM A FIGHT!
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! MKW! MKW! MKW! MKW!
In the ring:
Announcer: The following match is for one fall and it is for the MKW Championship. Introducing first the champion, SCORPION!
Crowd: SCORPION! SCORPION! SCORPION! SCORPION!
Announcer: His opponent, from the spirit world, DAVID LO PAN!
Crowd: BOO!
The match began as Scorpion began to attack Lo Pan, but Lo Pan isn't damaged. Lo Pan attacks Scorpion, but Scorpion is sent reeling near a turnbuckle. Lo Pan begins choking Scorpion, but lets go before the count of 5. Scorpion's eyes then get gouged and raked by Lo Pan. Scorpion is dazed, but not out of the match. Scorpion then turns his attention to Lo Pan who blinds him with eyes as light comes shooting out of them. Lo Pan then clotheslines Scorpion followed by an elbow drop. Lo Pan then begins choking Scorpion on the ropes. Lo Pan then Irish whips Scorpion into the turnbuckle as Lo Pan spears Scorpion. Lo Pan then climbs the turnbuckle and begins punching him 10 times. Scorpion then counters the attack by dropping Lo Pan on the canvas. Lo Pan quickly gets up and kicks Scorpion in the face. Lo Pan then turns his attention to the crowd and taunts them.
Lo Pan then turns his attention to Scorpion, but in the corner of his eyes he sees Li Mei being held by Jax. Lo Pan then smiles and tells Jax to bring her to the ring. Jax throws Li Mei over his shoulder and throws her in the ring. Lo Pan then takes out a long needle out of his hat and was about to stick Li Mei, but Scorpion's bloody spear found its mark on Lo Pan as he was sent flying backwards into Scorpion and was hoisted up for a burning hammer. Jax then gets kicked by Li Mei and then a nova blast sending him out of the ring. Li Mei runs into the crowd as they handed out phone numbers, paper and pen for autographs, and even catcalls. Scorpion was on the top rope and was ready to deliver the spectre splash on Lo Pan. The referee then turns around makes the count.
Referee: 1…2…3!
Announcer: Here is your winner AND STILL MK CHAMPION, SCORPION!
Crowd: SCORPION! SCORPION! SCORPION! SCORPION!