I Couldn't Stop Him Chapter 5: Ino, a naruto fanfic

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A/N: I was pretty quick in updating this time because I knew this chapter would be short and I'd be able to write it quickly. I expect some of my readers to be very mad at me for the way I wrote Ino in this fic. It's a humorous, caracaturized impression.

Chapter 4: Ino (One-sided Ino X Sasuke)

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It was a nightly ritual for Ino. Every night for the last two months, Ino would hide in one of the bushes of the Uchina manor and wait for Sasuke-kun to arrive. The moment when she when jump out of the bushes and squeal, "SASUKE-KUUUUUN!" was the highlight of her day. Added to that, she had managed to convince herself that it was also the highlight of his. So when Sasuke was over an hour late returning home, Ino was...mildly worried.

For at least a mile around, one could hear a feminine voice shriek, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! What happened to my Sasuke-kun!?" After about ten minutes, Ino calmed herself down enough to think through this. Calm down, Ino. Surely, Sasuke-kun just has something important to do.

Her Inner Ino interrupted her thoughts. IMPORTANT!? What could be more important to him than coming home for his good-night glomping!?

Suddenly, a faint alarm sounded in Ino's head. Of course. Sasuke-kun was an avenger. For something to detain him from their...time together, it must be related to that. And in order to pursue Itachi, Sasuke-kun had to leave the village. That thought alone gave Ino the chills. Gulp.

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For just a moment, Sasuke was having second thoughts. If I leave, this is it. No more Konoha. No more Naruto-dobe and his antics. No more Kakashi-sensei being late with his dumb excuses. No more friends. No more...

"Hiiiiiii, Sasuke-kun!"

No more idiotic fangirls. I knew I shouldn't have hesitated.

"What are you doing, you handsome devil, you?"

"Leaving the village to find and kill my brother. First, I need to obtain the power necessary for such a quest."

Ino's eyes suddenly turned scary and she flashed a wicked grin. "Not if I stop you."

The Uchiha prodigy's eyes bugged out. "A weak little shrimp like you? Don't make me laugh."

"Call me what you want, Sasuke-kun. But if you take one more step away from this village, I'll have to employ drastic measures."

She must be talking about her Shintenshin no jutsu, (A/N Mind Transfer)Sasuke thought as he activated his Sharingan. With my Sharingan, I'll be able to easily evade it. He turned and began to sprint away from the village.

It wasn't long before he saw something fall in front of him and his vision became obscured. Crud, a smoke bomb. Soon afterward, three intense flashes of light went off, revealing the smoke in that bomb to be pink. A PINK smoke bomb? Now I've seen everything...

Well, that wasn't quite true. All of a sudden, girls began appearing out of every bush, shrub and tree within at least a half mile radius. Sasuke could have sworn that the gleam in most of their eyes looked...predatory.

One of them approached Ino. "You called, Ino-sama?"

"Yes. Use whatever means necessary to bring Sasuke-kun back into Konoha. If you do, I promise each and every one of us will get to glomp and kiss him to our hearts' content."

"Ohh. Sounds deelisssh. Uchiha Sasuke Fan Club, let's move! By order of our president Ino-sama, bring him back to Konoha, immediately!"

Sasuke looked around in every direction, searching for an escape route. He couldn't find one. There had to have been at least 300 girls surrounding him. Not just any normal girls. Fangirls. The only thing he could think of was to run.

He made it about ten steps before the horde pounced on him and dragged him within the village gate, where they forced him into a corner and began to glomp, kiss, and grope him.

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The next morning, the ANBU found an all-female riot near the Konoha gates and it took five or six tear gas bombs to break it up. There they found a bruised and traumatized Sasuke, with his clothes torn up and slobber all over him. On each of his arms was a rub-on tattoo that read, "I love Yamanaka Ino."

"Fangirls. Haven't had an indicent this bad since the time Yondaime tried to go swimming."

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End

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