NOOO! I HAVE BEEN PUSHED OFF MY THRONE! My title has been given to some, some BRAT! Yes the title of being the youngest kid of the grade is no longer mine… And oh yes: I DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT OWN NARUTO.
Here to Stay
Chapter Eight: The Need for Aspirin
You're really self-centered, you know that?
Didn't I tell you to shut up?
You did.
So why aren't you shutting up?
Because I don't have to duh. Why?
Well just so you know, there's a cliff nearby…
NO! I'm sorry! I really am! I'll stop! Just don't throw yourself off the face of the earth because you're so idiotic!
Thank you. I think…
But just so you know, you're self-centered…
SHUT UP!
Did you blow a fuse? Because if you did than you need some aspirin…
… I'm ignoring you.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
In case you were wondering this conversation has been going on since Neji got inside. And it is made up from total random stuff. The cycle is simple really. His conscience would make a remark about Neji and than Neji would tell it to shut it's pie hole and it wouldn't.
And now Neji is wishing he had a bottle of aspirin just like his conscience suggest earlier on. Now don't get me wrong, Neji does have a bottle of aspirin but he had already tried to find it and apparently it had magically floated out the window and into who knows where.
You're also really stupid you know…
Neji ignored his conscience and started thinking. Since Cynara's caravan was only big enough for one person to live in it was only common sense that Tenten was not staying there. But if that was the case, where was Tenten staying? He knew Cynara would be willing to tell him for a price but at the moment he had other problems. Namely the one yapping in his mind like a madman.
You do know that I can read your thoughts right?
Focusing on the main problem Neji stared out the window.
And it's not going to help if you keep ogling into oblivion you stupid, self-centered fool!
What are you going to do about it?
HMMPH! I was going to go suggest something but since the great and mighty Neji seems to be SO smart I guess my idea is worthless and he can handle the situation ON HIS OWN!
Neji winced, apparently his conscience learned how to yell. Where was that bottle of aspirin when he really needed it?
Oh and go ask Cynara for a bottle of aspirin. My, well your, how about our head is killing us.
I wonder why. I really do.
Just go find Cynara and some aspirin. It feels like the last time someone tried to, uh my bad, did beat you up.
Pardon me?
Just ignore me.
Finally a good idea…
Neji decided to listen to his conscience and headed out the door. What it said was true… Cynara would have an aspirin due to the fact that she was the one turning green…
ON THE BONE PATHNeji was being cautious this time with the greenery on the path… he didn't like the way it was, well, looking at him. "I have matches, just so you know…" he told them warily. The plants diminished quickly. At least I won't have to worry about them anymore…
I know… they were chasing you like maniacs…Ignoring…
BUT THEY WERE!Ignoring…big time…
As his conscience started to nag him he reached the doorway of, the aspirin giver, Cynara. And after knocking for around twelve minutes the door fell down two inches from Neji. Lucky him.
"Watch it! The door hinges are a bit old so the door may fall on you." Cynara called somewhere in the caravan.
Ha ha you found out the hard way!
Fool. At least it didn't fall on us…
GASP! Is it just me or did the self-centered yet foolish Neji Hyuga just say the u-word?
What?
The u-word is 'us'…
You make no sense.
Now the arguing grew louder and the need for aspirin grew as well. As Neji picked through the clutter in the room he suddenly noticed a very odd thing. "Cynara, why do you have weapons all over the place and why are they coated with fungus?"
"Eh?" Cynara appeared from another room, "Oh the weapons… er… I'm looking for something and I can't seem to find it. And then I thought to myself, 'Oh well might as well get it over with and coat them with poison while I'm at it!'"
"Oh… I see." Neji found that Cynara was still very green and very disturbing. It seemed as if her hair turned different shades of green over night so she kind of looked like a green zebra.
"Now why are you here? And it's rude to stare…"
Neji quickly averted his gaze, "Oh yes! Do you have any aspirin?"
"Well uh…"
"What?"
"Well the aspirin is the item that I can't find…"
"… You're joking right?"
"Nope. Dead serious…"
OH LIFE IS SAD. AND PAINFUL.
Would you please shut up?!
No…
"Grrr… WOULD YOU, THE ALL MIGHTY FOOL, STOP IGNORING ME?"
"Wh-what?"
"… You are a complete and utter failure Neji Hyuga. A failure I tell you…"
"Well since you don't have any aspirin than I guess I'll leave."
NO.
What do you mean 'no'?
Don't you want to know what Tenten is up to? Don't you like her?… Leave me alone.
"Cynara?"
"I thought you were leaving, oh greatly feared Hokage, because I, the humble shop keeper, did not stock up on aspirin."
"Well really, what do you know about Tenten?"
Cynara looked at him with disbelief. "You are her teammate… you tell me."
"Honestly."
"Why? Do you like her?" A sly look suddenly appeared in her currently spring green eyes.
"WHAT THE---- HOW DID YOU COME TO THAT CONCLUSION?"
"… Oh I see… when she disappeared you cheated on her right?"
"WHAT THE? WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF?"
"I get it from the all powerful fortune telling empty aspirin jar."
"That settles it… I'm leaving." Neji walked out the caravan using the fallen door to use as a ramp since the stairs were rotting anyways…
She's worse than you!
Tell me about it…
She need's honest to god help…
I second that motion…
Finally! We agree!
Who knew that all it took was one crazy gypsy and her all powerful fortune telling empty aspirin jar…
Oh no… not you too.
How long can YOU spin? Oh and turn on the volume. If you're a Bleach fan maybe you can guess who's spinning the leek -Shadoom.