OH WOE IS ME!!! I broke the pen… MY ONLY PITIFUL PRESENT!!! AND WITH IT I BROKE A PIECE OF MY COUSIN'S SOUL!!! NO!!! POOR, POOR SHADEATH!!! Not that I care or anything… I mean she is mean… And oh yes: I DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT OWN NARUTO.
Here to Stay Chapter Eleven: Another Day Of G&L Stupidity…Tenten stared at the bloody hand groping around, trying to find something to pull it up. She was a smart person and woke up Gai and Lee through physical means (Shaking and screaming) and made Lee get an umbrella and Gai go with Lee. Luckily the rain was pouring so hard that they did not recognize her. For the moment anyway… There parting conversation went sort of like this…
LEE: Sensei where did that scary girl go?
GAI: I don't know… I hope she fell off a cliff and stabbed herself in the hand with a kunai…
LEE: Sensei who was that girl who just asked us to get umbrellas?
GAI: Whoever she is, she's not very polite… unlike our dearly departed Tenten…
Tenten twitched and so did the hand gripping the cliff. She also resisted the urge to yell out that she was Tenten. Neji just kept a straight face as he tried not to get wet. Very amusing since the rain was coming down in cascading sheets and there was no way on avoiding it in their current situation.
Now let's see how Cynara's doing down there.
"GET ME OUTTA HERE! IT'S WET!!! AND MY ARM'S GONNA RIP OFF!!!"
Tenten had a look of amusement on her face as she gazed at the hand. "Which one?"
"BOTH OF THEM!"
"It would help if you let go of ---" Neji pointed out before he was cut off.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'LET GO'? THERE'S A 250 METER GORGE DOWN THERE AND I THINK MY CHANCES OF COMING OUT LOOKING LIKE A DEAD MAN ARE PRETTY HIGH!!!"
"I meant let go of the battle ax…"
"But… I LIKE THIS AX!!!"
"Great… she's grown attached to it…" Tenten said exasperated. "How embarrassing…"
"AT LEAST I DON'T NAME MY WEAPONS!!!"
"You name your weapons?" Neji asked surprised.
"Maybe one or two…" Tenten answered nervously flapping her hand. "It's not really important…"
"One or two? One or two my foot! You named every single one of them! There's Goby your first kunai, Foog your first shuriken, Molity your first---"
"That's enough! I just have a big imagination that's all…"
"Big imagination my foot!"
"You two shut up… I see Gai and Lee and… dear lord no…"
"What? They didn't bring an umbrella?"
"They brought an umbrella all right… one spandex green umbrella with pink polka dots…"
"Your joking right?"
"I wish I was…"
"THAT'S DISGUSTING! DISGUSTING I TELL YOU!!!"
"We don't need your opinion…"
"WHATEVER! JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE!!"
So Neji and Tenten stared at the two approaching figures frolicking in the rain with an over sized green umbrella which looked like it had over sized neon measles… with a look of utter disgust… or was it just horror?
"LA DEE DA DEE DA!!! Gai sensei this is fun!!!" Lee shouted as he galloped around in the mud.
"LA DEE DA DEE DA!!! I agree Lee!!!" Gai yelled with equal enthusiasm as he too was frisking around like a rabbit during springtime…
"GAI SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
And then a soggy background of Hawaii and the sound of muffled fireworks (Well it's hard to light fireworks in the rain!) suddenly appeared as they hugged each other.
And we all cue for a sweat drop… Cynara just held up the battle-ax, which she had a sweat drop painted on.
" HELLO NEJI!!! WE FOUND THIS UMBRELLA IN THE GARBAGE CAN!!!" Neji and Tenten didn't look surprised. "WE WONDER WHY! IT'S POSITIVELY EXPLODING WITH YOUTHFUL ENERGY!"
"More like emitting waves of disgusting foulness…" Cynara muttered under her breath.
"GAI SENSEI, GAI SENSEI! COME QUICK! I HAVE FOUND THE EIGHT WORLD WONDER!!!" Lee hollered, urgently gesturing for Gai sensei to come. "VOILA!!! THE TALKING HAND!!"
"OMG!!! LEE I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!"
"GAI SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
And the normal routine happens. Don't even ask me what it is… you already know it…
And so our would be heroes sweat drop yet again.
Now that the atmosphere has calmed down a notch or two, Gai sensei and Lee are… well… erm… jabbing the eighth world wonder…
"Um… why are you poking Cynara's hand?" Tenten inquired, mildly amused at the sight.
"The sacred talking hand belongs to someone? The eighth world wonder is owned by someone?" Gai asked incredulously.
Neji and Tenten grimaced at the thought at what Cynara would do right now. "Well technically… yes." Tenten decided to say.
"That is the worst lie I have ever heard Tenten." Lee stated in disbelief not even noticing the fact that he had a long lost team member right there in front of him.
" Amen" Gai agreed. " That is the worst lie ever Tenten… WAIT A MINUTE! LEE THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG HERE!!! I JUST CAN'T PLACE IT THOUGH!!!"
By now the rain had stopped and Cynara getting fed up with this nonsense and as the seconds grew her temper did too. So now she is so annoyed that she has somehow found strength in her arm and has thrown the giant ax over the ledge. But as we know, she has bad aim and it came close to hitting the poor abused seagull in the distance.
"YOU FOOLS!!!" Cynara yelled at them as she hauled herself over the ledge. "THE ONLY THING WRONG HERE IS YOUR UTTERLY ABNORMAL STUPIDITY!!!"
"GAH!" Gai and Lee attempt to faint. But they are so high on who knows what that they cannot. "OH PLEASE SPARE US OH MIGHTY RULER OF THE COOKIES!!! PLEASE SPARE US FROM YOUR WRATH!"
"Do you know what makes them like this?" Asked the Hyuga prodigy to the swamp gypsy and her cousin.
"Possibly hormones…" Replied Tenten to the 'emotional ice-cube'.
"Most definitely…" Agreed her very furious cousin who is now wielding a very large chain whip or was it a rose vine? Well either way it was a weapon…
HELLO! How was that? I know I suck at this and Shadeath is mocking me but… SHADEATH CAN GO DIE!!!