Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.. That great responsibility rests on the shoulders of Masashi Kishimoto. Which is probably best.. 'cause it'd be a yaoi fest if I did. Muwhaha..

Warning: This is a yaoi fic! To be blunt.. Boyxboy love. If you don't like that sort of thing, or it scares you, you suck. Get out. Besides that, there's probably going to be a lot of cursing, maybe some violence. And of course, my favorite, lemon! (Sorry, I'm a hentai) No lemon in this chapter though.

This chappy is short, forgive me, and no smut.. yet. Wink Anyway, I started as a freshman at my college today! Ah, yes, it was dreamy.. I love it, but I'm slam-packed with work to do. That's probably why this is so short.. I'm about to fall asleep. Hah.. Heads up, next chapter is SasuxNaru lemon. Nummy..

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Naruto smacked his lips during his sleep, nuzzling the warm chest that his forehead was leaned against. His mind was buzzing back and forth between la-la land and full awareness, leaving the blonde content in his hazy state. He hadn't even noticed Sasuke until he heard a defiant, yet soft, moan come from below him. Azure eyes shot wide open as Naruto clumsily scrambled away from his rival, looking genuinely, well... freaked out.

As if on cue Sasuke rolled on his side, his eyes opening to squint at the sunlight leaking through the blinds of a window. Seeing as how Naruto had already jerked away and crab walked a good few feet from him he didn't exactly have the same reaction. The Uchiha groaned as his temples started to throb, his hang-over kicking in full throttle.

"Shit.." He cursed a bit hoarsely, leaning up too quickly and immediately regretting it.

Naruto continued to gape, his mouth opening and closing like a fish. What the hell had happened last night? He knew he'd been drinking, and probably gotten drunk, but he had no idea what happened after that. With a little sense of pride he noticed his ass didn't hurt, smirking for a moment..

So.. Even if we did get it on.. I was top?

"Damnit.." Sasuke swore again, now alternating from rubbing his head to rubbing his ass.

Uzumaki, you sly devil..

Naruto's inner voice shut off completely as he noticed realization hit Sasuke. It was like watching a flip book, you know, those stupid stick figures you drew on the ends of your paper, then flipped them with your thumb fast enough that it started to move? The ebony haired boy's eyes surveyed the evidence first with wide eyes..

Clue number one: No clothes..

Clue number two: His mouth tasted like an ashtray

Clue number three: .. Well, you don't want to know clue number three.

Through the metamorphose Naruto's nerves started to get the best of him, but for some odd reason he couldn't wipe the grin off his face. Hell, why not soak it up a little? After all, he'd just fucked the person he'd never topped before in his life! Hah.. No pun intended.

"You..." Sasuke seethed out, his icy and venomous tone sending a shiver down his teammate's spine.

"Oi, oi, oi.. Don't get your panties in a wad, Sasuke," Naruto waved his hands in front of his body.

"Shut the hell up, idiot!" Sasuke spat back, making Naruto's jaw clamp shut instantly.

The Uchiha seemed neither amused nor happy, not that it was common on any other day, but this was serious. Naruto could have sworn the other teen had grown horns over night, exaggerating Sasuke's sneer into a look of pure bloodlust and hate.

"I'm going to kill you," Okay, so maybe it was bloodlust.

Naruto smacked his hand over his mouth to block his laughter as Sasuke attempted to launch himself at him, but only slumped to the floor because of his soreness. Silently he thanked the fox demon for devouring his hang-over symptoms before letting his barking laughter out in the open. This only seemed to enrage his partner more, but he didn't stop. How could he with the top rookie ninja crawling and scooting on the floor to retrieve his clothes like a silk worm?

Suddenly Sasuke shot him a cold look, one that was bitter and full of disdain. You know.. the usual 'fuck-you' glare?

"Hn.. figures that you wouldn't be upset," Sasuke snorted, wincing as he pulled on his boxers.

"Pft, what's that supp'se to mean?" Naruto retorted, now straight faced.

"I always knew you liked guys," Sasuke said, smirking

If he couldn't beat the shit out of Naruto he might as well play a few minds games, right?

Naruto blinked a moment in confusion over how the role of superiority had already shifted back into Sasuke's control again. His blue eyes narrowed, obviously annoyed by the comment.

"Like hell," Naruto shot back with a sneer of his own.

"That's not what you said last night," The smirk on Sasuke's face grew wider as he pulled on his shorts.

Naruto, for once, was rendered speechless, scolding himself for letting Sasuke use a come-back that rightfully, and should have, belonged to him. He wallowed in his defeat before grinning again, which in turn earned him a stern and irritated look from Sasuke.

Bring it.

"Actually, you made most of the noise, remember?" Naruto asked in a sing-song voice.

The malice that danced in those ebony eyes both, thrilled, and scared the Uzumaki shitless. The outspoken ninja figured it was worth getting his ass kicked later, basking in the glory of making Sasuke even more livid than before. He sighed shaking his head with a fond smile, why didn't this job pay? Oh wait.. it did, didn't it?

Well, at least it did last night..

"Taha!" Naruto kicked his heels against the floor like an excited child who'd just beaten the seventh level of Mario on his own.

"Fuck you.." Sasuke said in a dark tone, now fully dressed.

Naruto couldn't resist..

"No.. Fuck you," He went into another fit of delighted laughter.

The blonde failed to notice that his counter part had somehow managed to stand on his own, not less than a foot away from him. Suddenly he felt a sharp pain shoot up from his groin area, his hands automatically cupping the sensitive area as he wailed.

Did Sasuke just do what he thought he did?

Oh yeah..

Naruto groaned in a pathetic tone as he nursed his tender loins, hoping that rolling back and forth on his back would distract his balls from the lovely kick they'd just received.

"Low blow.." He coughed, trying to look threatening and failing miserably.

"Hn.. literally, ne?" Sasuke asked in a smug tone from above him.

"Fuck you," Naruto said without thinking.

"Not this time," Sasuke smirked in triumph.

The pale skinned Uchiha stalked toward the door, trying to hid the limp to save his pride. In his mind Naruto had been the victor, though he knew the blonde would sit and stew over his words for quite some time. Unfortunately that wasn't enough for the sole survivor pyro, there was no way in hell he'd let Naruto hold a title over him. No matter how amazing last night had been, and no matter how badly Naruto begged..

It was his turn..

"Meet me at the training grounds tonight," Sasuke said in monotone, "If you don't show there won't be anything to hold the next time I kick you there."

"Shit, like there'll be a next time, asshole," Naruto said boldly, though he was a little concerned for little Naruto.

"It's your funeral," Was the last thing Sasuke said before slamming the door behind him.

Once outside the Uchiha started to make his way back home, praying that for the sake of his fangirls that none would pop up. If he had to deal with one high, or shrill, voice right now he wouldn't be held accountable for his actions.. or the body count. On the way he mumbled a line of things he was glad his mother couldn't hear, cursing 'that damned idiot' all along his merry way.

Just wait..

A sadistic smile tugged at his lips, already planning his sweet revenge on the said blonde. The idiot probably thought Sasuke wanted to meet him to kick his ass, and yes, he would, but there was a part two planned as well. Thoughts and ideas raced through his head, now ignoring his headache and lower anatomy. There would be hell to pay, and after that.. the real fun would begin

Naruto was still sitting on the floor, thankful that the searing pain had decided not to burn as badly as it had in the beginning. His fist pounded the floor in frustration, not understanding how his win seemed to have been stolen away. He'd been top, damnit! That counted for something, didn't it? Hell yes, he'd turned Sasuke into a pile of mush.. and that, my readers, is no easy task. But that smug superiority still seemed to linger over his head, taunting him with the same confidence that belonged to it's owner.

"Just wait.." He ground out, just as clueless as Sasuke had presumed, thinking that tonight he'd merely be fighting Sasuke.

What glorious delusions, ne?

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Yeah, I know, the short-ness sucks.. but on the bright side I love every review I've gotten so far. Normally I'm a NaruxSasu fan, there's not enough of it out there, but.. I do like to write things that EVERYONE can enjoy so that explains the up-coming chapter. Thank you to everyone who reads, and especially, all my lovely reviewers! They Mah buddies.

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-Ryuzaki