MeiFire: wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf

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31. Barge into his office and proudly announce that Hitsugaya needs therapy.

32. Hire "My Chemical Romance" to play as loud as they can in his office.

33. Tell him that Aizen is a pedophile and that he's gonna kidnap Hinamori.

34. Call him an Ice Princess.

35. Call him a bossy prep.

36. Light up a flare in his face.

37. Show a picture of an ice cube melting.

38. Steal his sword and replace it with a spatula.

39. Tell everyone in 10th division that Hitsugaya despises milk.

40. Run up to him with an ice cube and a match and yell "I got your girlfriend, and I'm holding a ransom!"

41. Set his hair on fire.

42. Tell Yachiru that Hitsugaya has a stash of candy and chocolate hidden in the drawer of his desk.

43. Tell Hitsugaya that Gin is right outside of his office and he wants to settle things now.

44. Wake him up in the middle of the night and insist that he should drink milk before going to bed.

45. Tell him being bossy makes you shorter.

46. Give high heel shoes as a present to Hitsugaya.

47. Barge into a Captain meeting and yell "Well, did the therapy appointment work or not?!"

48. Slap him at the back of the head and tell him Hinamori told you to do that.

49. Do the "Electric Slide" in his office.

50. Braid his hair while he's sleeping.

51. Dye his hair orange and call him an Ichigo wannabe.

52. Interrupt another Captain meeting with eyeliner in hand. Shove it in Hitsugaya's hands and say "Sorry, I had to borrow it for a while."

53. Imitate whatever Hitsugaya does.

54. Call him an airhead.

55. Tell him that his fangirls are going out of control and that you gotta sacrifice him so they won't destroy SeiReiTei (I don't know if that's spelled right o.o)

56. Make an accessory out of matches (somehow), walk up to Hitsugaya while wearing it and say "Why aren't you melting?"

57. Slip a teddy bear into his arms while he's sleeping and take a picture of it. Then make flyers out of it and post it all over SeiReiTei. After that, act like you're giving sympathy to Hitsugaya and say "Don't worry, everyone grows out of it."

58. Tell him being angry all the time makes you shorter AND makes your hair white.

59. Put a cup of milk on his desk witha note saying "Don't worry, it won't bite."

60. Tell Hitsugaya that Aizen has the hots for him.

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I'm running out of ideas. If you'd like, PM me your ideas. o.o