MeiFire: LAST 40! ONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO---(gets bricked)

Disclaimer: (twitches and gets rabbies)


61. While he's sleeping, bust into Hitsugaya's room acting like a rabbid animal and attack him. (add whipped cream to your mouth for special effect)

62. Convince Matsumoto to seduce Hitsugaya until he turns purple.

63. Call him a Rukia poser (since they both use ice XP)

64. Tell Zaraki that Hitsugaya has Yachiru captive.

65. Launch fireworks whenever Hitsugaya is present in his office.

66. Bring in a white cat into his office and say "Wha...? I thought this cat was you, Captain! White hair, short, cold..."

67. When Hitsugaya is on a walk, tag along with him pretending to be an FBI agent (sunglasses and a plastic pistol for dramatic effect) and tackle anyone that gets near him, screaming "NO ONE GETS NEAR TOUSHIRO UNLESS YOU'RE AN ALIEN TOO!"

68. Glomp and kiss Toushiro and say it was from the 12th division captain.

69. Throw a rock into his office and scream "FRAG OUT!"

70. Hurdle Ichigo at Hitsugaya. When asked why you did that, shrug and say "I thought there would be an explosion."

71. Throw a bunny plushie at him whenever Rukia is present.

72. Barge into a Captain's office and nail a whole pie right smack in Hitsugaya's face and say "That was from my mom. She said she wants her make up kit back now."

73. Imitate whatever he does again, only exaggerate it and act like an idiot.

74. Make fart noises with your armpit or your mouth in between sentences while talking to Hitsugaya or when he's talking.

75. Tell him that Hinamori is dating Aizen.

76. Hurdle Edward Elric at Hitsugaya and say that Ed claims he's taller than you.

77. Record them fighting and save the video for future generations.

78. While Hitsugaya is giving orders, cover your ears and scream "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOOU!"

79. Bring in a bowl of fried shrimp and say "Sorry, I cooked your relatives."

80. Rant about how everyone's hair is stupid and such, and say that it came from Hitsugaya.

81. Hire "System of the Down" to play "Pizza Pie" or whatever in his office as loud as they can while Hitsugaya is finishing paper work.

82. Spray whipped cream everywhere in his office and say that he won't be alone now.

83. When he asks you if you have any sanity, go "Sanity? AHAHAHAHAHA, WHAT SANITY?!" Start shaking him like mad.

84. Tell Kyouraku that Hitsugaya called him gay.

85. Poor soda onto his hair.

86. Toss Yoruichi at Hitsugaya's hair while she's in cat form.

87. Toss a wild street cat at Hitsugaya's hair.

88. Record it and save it as blackmail.

89. Back sass Hitsugaya. (running out of creative ideas XD)

90. Politely ask him "How's the weather down there?"

91. Toss Cloud (while he's in his doll) at Hitsugaya whenever Rukia is present.

92. Put his robe on fire.

93. Throw confetti when Hitsugaya comes in his office and say "CONGRAGULATIONS! You're in your office! You win...MORE PAPER WORK! GOOD FOR YOU!" Then toss the massive piles of papers at him.

94. Bring in a bunch of Elementary School supplies, dump it right in front of his face and say "Well, are you gonna use these or not?!"

95. Give Yachiru loads of candy and say that it was from Hitsugaya.

96. Place a limbo stick near his door, make sure it's high so it reaches his forehead. When he bangs his head onto the stick, shake your head sympathetically and say "Do I HAVE to lower the Limbo stick even LOWER?"

97. Put a frozen icecube in your mouth and spit it at him.

98. Tell everyone on how Hitsugaya's hair was shot by lightning when he was a child.

99. Dye his hair red and call him a Nova wannabe.

100. Knock him unconsious and tell him how hard it was to make a list of 100 ways to annoy him. Repeat everything on a daily bases.


LASKJCDLKASJBORH I'M DONE! (faints)

My brain hurts from trying to think some ideas.